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@pstabs.ca
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Owner of Canada. Exceptionally Pretty. Perfectly Perfect. Always Funny. Voted Best Dungeon Master by a group of Kobolds. Gamer. Knitter. She/her. Data Tech. Woke. Scorpio. INTP. Elbows Up. Will hide you. #Woolridge.

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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 1h
I need to learn to word better.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh come on … sing it with me 😉😘
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a shame that Jeffrey Epstein died before we could have fixed everything by asking him to write a short essay saying he was sorry.
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Aaron @the-aero-engineer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
3 things I love in life: lists, the Oxford comma and irony
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Larisa Aitch @llarisah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So yeah this one brown kid from the poor part of town who‘s been brutally attacked again and again by some rich white kid for no reason? We’re shunning them
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 28/09/2026
What?? No. Absolutely not! You drop a vowl instead.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 27/09/2026
So this big ass bird, the size of my cat Moss, grabbed this bird, sat on it and then killed it before picking it up in its mouth and flying away. It is a raven.
Raven killing a pigeon.Raven carrying dead pigeon.
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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 27/09/2026
I hate when I say something that my internet friends get upset with. 😞
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 27/09/2026
168 cents a litre feels like winning the lottery!! That is actually kinda sad.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 26/09/2026
Dear Canadians, If you needed a reminder to continue to boycott...Do not eat anything from the USA!! Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll's berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll’s berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels | CBC News
A whistleblower lawsuit in California is alleging millions of pounds of Driscoll's fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals crossed the border into Canada, and the company tri...
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 25/09/2026
Don't look at the bond market if you own a home with a mortgage. Just...scroll until you find some kittens and puppies being cute.
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Eric Cartman: You Have To Totally Trust Me
Alt: Eric Cartman: You Have To Totally Trust Me
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 25/09/2026
Im sick and Percy is giving me snuggles.
Orange cat sleeping under a blanket on a persons chest.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 25/09/2026
Plumber: I would like to pee in your ditch. Me: I'd prefer you pee on my porch posts. Plumber: ??? Me: Seriously. It keeps the porcupine away. (Tells story of Jacob the Porcupine eating my porch posts) Plumber: No charge for the pee treatment! If this shows up on r/plumberstories, it was me!
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 25/09/2026
God's chosen people are committing a genocide but it is ok because Hamas. How do you talk to ppl when their faith says Israel are gods chosen people & therefore are allowed to commit genocide? Layer in the belief that Israel has to control old Judia before the evangelical rapture can happen. How?
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 25/09/2026
The biggest mind-fuck I ever got growing up Evangelical is the deeply ingrained idea that the rapture will happen before I even retire so saving for it doesnt matter and I should just live now. Living in the moment is good...in moderation. It is still difficult for me
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 24/09/2026
Im sick. My boss and co-workers bullied me into taking the rest of the week off. They called me things like "strep" and "sicko". 🫩🤧🤒 Now I need a nap.
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Vanelle 🦋🇨🇦 🎹🎤 & Buy Canadian Warrior @vanellemusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alberta, wake up.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 24/09/2026
The world would be a better place if we just never talked about him. We can talk about everything else around him but never him. It'll make the world feel more sane and deprive him of his attention.
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#caturday #cats
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PM Carney interviewed in New York Times is asked if Canada has prepped for military threat: “You have a responsibility in these roles to look at extreme tail risk. That’s just risk management. It would be irresponsible not to prepare." And they wonder why we don't buy their booze.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 23/09/2026
I need to be faster with my phone because I saw a squirrel just givin' 'er up the driveway with a big ass white walnut from my tree in his mouth. It dwarfed his head and he looked so damn proud of himself!! I have named him Earl!! Earl the Squirrel!!
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 23/09/2026
Good! Now do the Epstein co-conspirators including US President Donald J Trump.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's amazing how many people will tell you with a straight face that "immigration is spiraling out of control under the Liberals" when the government very publicly, 2 years ago, announced they were slashing immigration targets in half and freezing immigration rates at a hard cap until 2028
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AndyCUkCA @andycashmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The world is safe once more people. The threat of world destruction by Artificial Intelligence has passed, given way to the peaceful rule of ‘Super Intelligence’. We’re saved!! Hurrahh! 🤔
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 21/09/2026
I want to be rich enough to pay for lunches for the schools in my local community. I want to be rich enough to run a farm where low income people in my community can come and get free fruits and vegetables. And I want to be rich enough to not have to work my 9-5 so I could do those things above.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 21/09/2026
I'm gonna be that person. He is technically correct. In order to save money, I cancelled my Netflix service. In order to save money, I stopped eating as much fast food. I now have that money to spend on gas. But I also don't have Netflix or yummy take out. Which makes me sad and feel bad.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 21/09/2026
If I were all into biblical apocalyptic mythology, I'd 100% see Putin, Trump, and Netanyahu as the three headed beast. Scratch that. If I actually believed that shit, I'd be okay with Israel's genocide because "gods special children" and would think the UN and EU are the evil globalist communists!
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sobeys, Loblaws, Metro: All caught by the CBC mislabelling American food as Canadian. #cdnpoli www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBaa...
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Sobeys, Loblaws, Metro: All caught by the CBC mislabelling American food as Canadian
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 20/09/2026
For our anniversary, my partner took me to a ceramic place where we painted ceramics for each other. I made him a janky ass so bad it is awesome plate and he made me a garden gnome. I cant wait to see how they look after they've been cooked and glazed!!
Gnome painted and ready to get baked.Plate painted with an image of two people on it. It is badly done.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 19/09/2026
If journalists in the WH dont call out the lies, there is no point in them being there. Take your ban and do real journalism.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Greenland will remain part of Denmark under a planned US-Denmark-Greenland security deal, despite Trump claiming the US secured “permanent control.” The pact preserves access & rights US already held since 1951. Denmark retains sovereignty and Danish & Greenlandic parliament still need to approve.
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Denmark & Greenland defeat Trump takeover bid. US settles for military access it largely already had
Greenland will remain part of Denmark under a planned US-Denmark-Greenland security deal, despite Trump claiming the US secured “permanent control.” The pact largely preserves or expands military acce...
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love this woman. If only her words could reach all human ears. A must watch till the end, Speaker-Vandana Shiva is an Indian scholar, environmental activist, food sovereignty advocate, ecofeminist and antiglobalization author. #WomeninLeadership IG: @maturedgirl
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/09/2026
This is why I hate "just a tool" so so so much. You can make a calculator without access to every calculation. You can make photoshop without access to all photos. Someone show me a genai tool that didn't require all of our labour in its production. It's plagiarism software.
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Dave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is objectively true that America is worse than Al-Qaeda. That may make you sad or angry to hear it, but the US killed over a million people in Iraq and Afghanistan. It tripple tapped a girls school in Iran. That is terrorism and the US is a rogue terrorist state.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 17/09/2026
I really like that my Prime Minister, Mark Carney, wrote his Davos speech and his EU speech himself. He has access to fabulous writers and yet, chose to write it himself. I like that. Not sure it means anything but it feels like he means it more or something. Now I want to buy a Canadian flag??
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 17/09/2026
In a world of Charlie Kirks, be a Dolly Parton. In a world of Ed Sheerens, be a Macklemore.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Canadian helmet discovered May 2025 near Caen, France from Operation Totalise in August 1944 where over 600 Canadians died — to be returned to Canada 🇨🇦 🇪🇺
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 16/09/2026
JFC will this man shut up??!?! This is not what is happening FFS
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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 16/09/2026
This sucks www.cbc.ca/news/science...
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Canada just lost its last ice shelf lake — and scientists say climate change is transforming the Arctic | CBC News
Canada's last epishelf lake — made up of freshwater floating on saltwater — is gone, along with the unique ecosystem it supported, scientists confirm. Here's what made the lake special, and what its d...
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 16/09/2026
Imagine being on the "it is ok to genocide people, actually" side.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 @bill-comeau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mark Carney has laid out a vision to protect Canada's digital sovereignty by building our own infrastructure. It would keep our digital information and computing independent from foreign govts, laws, and tech and include domestic data centres, networks, and cloud/local computing. Beautiful!
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 16/09/2026
My sister and I have started clearing out the area where my garden/food forest will be!
Driveway and corner of lawn showing removal of trees ans brush. A broken log cabin is in the background.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 15/09/2026
All of these pants are objectively nicer than the sweat pants!! I love this!!! So fun!!
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · 15/09/2026
DAMN IT!!! I didn't get my car's oil changed before the pipeline got blown up !!!
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Pornhub leak reveals most of their actors not actually step-siblings
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Pornhub leak reveals most of their actors are not actually step-siblings
MONTREAL - Porn enthusiasts are reeling after an information leak at Pornhub has revealed that most of the actors on the site who claim to be step-siblings are not related at all.
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