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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber

@prplhaze.bsky.social
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Wristwatch fanatic, car nut, guitar nut, I. T. Professional, sometimes purple polar bear. 49 year old cis male he/him pansexual 18+ only Telegram/FA is same as user name Fuck AI 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 12h
He doesn't feel emotions like shame. He was in a boy band.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah that's a heck of a call-out
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 23h
Congratulations on making this step towards your true self.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
5 years ago today my mom passed. I still miss her.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Decided to get a little pic with @btarmistice.bsky.social good thing we didn't see it from the side first!
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our humble abode this weekend. Camping with @btarmistice.bsky.social @xzion.bsky.social @scumrat.bsky.social and @battycake.bsky.social Not too many pictures, I'm sorta just living in the moments.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are in fact more beautiful than the sunset.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omnomnom
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh gosh.... I let someone go out ahead of me on the bus just now, and they replied "Thank you, sir". They were clearly a student, so probably under 20... *Crumbles to dust*
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shower thought of the day. Politicians and the 1% don't want to stop AI because they want you to shut off your brain and stop thinking. That way you'll never question them, or put up any resistance to the atrocious things they do. We are the Idiocracy.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@mow.bsky.social this you?
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If it wasn't $150 I would have bought it!
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love it hon!
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not every decision you could possibly make has to be based on an algorithm.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Arrrrghhhhh. Just go to a fucking record store and interact with a human who will burn far less water and give you recommendations for music you may actually like, but also for a neat hole-in-the-wall spot down the street for lunch.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat, should I play in the spicy dumpster at work tomorrow?
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Zets @zetsraccoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So during my and @stanthelion.bsky.social wedding yesterday one of our photographer borrowed our rings and came back with a picture where we saw thoose two. I literally hot godsmaxk of WHAT IS THAT O.O? @prplhaze.bsky.social And Olefin this gift is beyond words. We love you both so mutch ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
About damned time. ;)
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you @zetsraccoon.bsky.social and @stanthelion.bsky.social for allowing me to be a part of your special day. It was a beautiful ceremony and your love is truly an inspiration. Congratulations, and may your years together be full of love.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't have anything specific really, we could talk about it. Message me on telegram :)
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you want it, I have it and I'm willing to give it to you.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FUCKHAZE Sounds like fun to me
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Otterly ridiculous
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day!! #DollyPartonDay
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BT-Armistice soon: 日本 @btarmistice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Balloon sharks be circling...
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Riding my bike VERY fast around a corner and decided to lean it over like a motorcycle racer. The pedal touched the pavement, bike and I flew completely horizontal over a cliff where my fall was broken by landing in a bush. Swear I hovered for a moment before actually falling.
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Wile E Coyote: That's All Folks!
ALT: Wile E Coyote: That's All Folks!
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes... I'm that bitch. I love candy corn.... I admit it.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come get me ;)
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bearmani
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's awful. *Hugs tight* but you did a good thing
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah! It's so scary
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gas was scary today....
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I modeled this cap for the stand that my partner uses for his chainmail jewelry display. It's one piece and slots directly into the top of 2 metal bars. It had a lot of measurements and test fittings to make it work before he painted and weathered it. Probably about 5 hours of design work alone.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see this a lot with 3D printing. I have made models for some of the things I've been printing and when I see people refer to it as "3D printed AI Slop" it hurts. There are models made that way and it is getting oversaturated at cons, but some of us make things.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In fact, I'd buy that 100%
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like the mawboro one the most. Much more original take on the logo
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This would be a perfect use case for AI. One of the few.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's not a technique that I knew I had
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The targets are all projected yes. You pick the game, and you manually score it using a mouse. They had a bunch of different games you can play, like standard targets, tic-tac-toe, a zombie hunting game, duck hunt, and more
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's not a talent I knew I had
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Instructions unclear. Axe became hammer
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you go axe throwing for the first time ever and you somehow manage to stick the axe in sideways not once but twice in a row....
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah it's absolutely frightening. I've not got any, but it's better to get the word out
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh gosh....he is giving me the tingle. 15/10 perfect pose/scenario/why am I not in this sauna
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yotvata brand Caciotta Peperoncino Cheese recalled in Canada due to Staph contamination. This one is serious! The symptoms are very rapid onset, like a few hours rapid. recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-rec...
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Yotvata brand Caciotta Peperoncino Cheese recalled due to Staphylococcus aureus - Canada.ca
Yotvata brand Caciotta Peperoncino Cheese recalled due to Staphylococcus aureus.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aka landlords
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