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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber

@prplhaze.bsky.social
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Wristwatch fanatic, car nut, guitar nut, I. T. Professional, sometimes purple polar bear. 49 year old cis male he/him pansexual 18+ only Telegram/FA is same as user name Fuck AI 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie. Video instead.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Phew! Dad's out here working up a sweat mowing the lawn. Someone's gonna need to come help me get clean ;)
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trimmed the beard, shaved my head today. Getting cleaned up for the trip
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Decided to get a little pic with @btarmistice.bsky.social good thing we didn't see it from the side first!
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our humble abode this weekend. Camping with @btarmistice.bsky.social @xzion.bsky.social @scumrat.bsky.social and @battycake.bsky.social Not too many pictures, I'm sorta just living in the moments.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@mow.bsky.social this you?
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat, should I play in the spicy dumpster at work tomorrow?
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you @zetsraccoon.bsky.social and @stanthelion.bsky.social for allowing me to be a part of your special day. It was a beautiful ceremony and your love is truly an inspiration. Congratulations, and may your years together be full of love.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you want it, I have it and I'm willing to give it to you.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day!! #DollyPartonDay
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes... I'm that bitch. I love candy corn.... I admit it.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gas was scary today....
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I modeled this cap for the stand that my partner uses for his chainmail jewelry display. It's one piece and slots directly into the top of 2 metal bars. It had a lot of measurements and test fittings to make it work before he painted and weathered it. Probably about 5 hours of design work alone.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you go axe throwing for the first time ever and you somehow manage to stick the axe in sideways not once but twice in a row....
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nature is beautiful.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some coworkers know I'm a furry apparently. Dunno how they found out......
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Was a witness to an accident on the weekend. A car in a parking lot was put into reverse and slammed into another car TWICE. This happened not in a parking spot, but heading towards the exit. Apparently they "dropped something" and tried to pick it up. This was the inside of the car.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OMG it is cold this morning. I had to put on jeans... This feels like a betrayal.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spotted this sculpture at Value Village the other day. My paw is there for scale..... So many thoughts.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Picked up this little crocheted pan bee at Pride on Saturday. I will protect him with my life.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait.... I already have a beard. If I do that will I get..... More beard?
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Since you asked nicely
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Do. It.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm absolutely devastated by the news of Dolly Parton's passing. She was a north star in my life, growing up with parents who had vastly different tastes in music, Dolly was the uniting force. She's done more for this world than any politician, or any other entertainer.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
From that day in August 2016. I spent it crammed in the square with @btarmistice.bsky.social and @simbayo.bsky.social to watch the show and be a part of this beautiful night.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In honour of the CBC re-broadcasting the final show from the Tragically Hip today. I'm going to share some pictures of that day in 2016. These are pictures of Springer Market Square in Kingston the night before the final show. Before 10,000+ people arrived to celebrate Gord and The Hip.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This pattern was on one of the pillows on the couch in the hotel I stayed at a few weeks ago. Well... I dunno if the fabric designer really looked at this pattern before unleashing it in the world... But it's very...... Anatomical.... In a HIGHLY specific way. I wanted to take this so badly...
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was in Springer Market Square in Kingston along with 15,000+ others to watch the final show. I couldn't get tickets to be inside but this was just as magical.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looking through some older pics, and this is the first time I ever tried light painting. I would really like to do it again. 🐅: @btarmistice.bsky.social 📷: Me #ThrowbackThursday
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This IBM Thinkpad X41 was turned into our department for e-waste last week and I couldn't dare let that happen to it. It even had the port replicator for it. The keyboard alone makes this thing pure porn. Typing on it is a dream.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The sky was beautiful tonight.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On the bus heading back to work for the first time in 10 days. 0/10 don't recommend. Especially if part of those days off include a fur con. This is my excited face......
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It was so incredible to be a part of this day and support you on your journey.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In Ottawa doe the weekend to help @scanigryph.bsky.social and cheer him on as he competes in his first Ironman triathlon. Imma cheer so hard. I even made a motivational sign for all the competitors.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
2021 -> 2026
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is why I'm always looking around when walking. If I didn't, I would miss little gems like this. This appeared just overnight, it wasn't there yesterday. He is precious.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Found this tankard while out thrifting. Decided to grab it. Though, being someone who doesn't drink alcohol anymore, I identify as a different kinda "head taster". 🍆
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Was digging through an old hard drive and found this pic of me from 8th grade graduation. 13 years old, not a care in the world, and about to head to highschool. Rocking that Texas waterfall and a baby face. What a difference 36 years makes.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Verify your age” This was my first computer.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Icon vs user.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Some days are made to slow down and think. Tune out the world and just exist.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bought some new underwear.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was raised on these streets.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
For those who need to hear it today, and don't have someone to say it to you. Hey kiddo. I want you to know dad's really proud of you.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
For Father's Day in 2015 I gifted my dad this custom watch. I wrote his story and submitted it and he was chosen. The watch features his initials, drawn how he imagined his cattle brand when I was a child. It was engraved on every tool he owned. 4 months later, he passed away. I love you dad.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I had been ignoring my fish tank for a while, ever since my last shrimp died. On the weekend I decided to disassemble the whole thing, buy new plants, and new rocks. I was getting tired of the red Jasper that was in there for the last 5 years. It's cycling now and I love the look of it now.
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prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber @prplhaze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Being a gay homosexual today. I desperately need a bear pansexual hat! Also. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF IF YOU DISAGREE! In case you were living under a rock or something.
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