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Catfisher of Men @mormonpartyboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
my face when reading this:
some white guy in a tshirt looking somewhere between annoyed and resigned
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
yeah i’m leaving this shitty website soon dm me for my discord if you wanna stay in touch
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
guy who eats at ikea every day:
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Nebula Rasa @nebulanomad87.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
i am going to cum
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
they have to replace jake browning, this is embarrassing
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
if i called up a plumbing company and they sent a dude who looked like mario id know i was in good hands because that man has clogged some fucking toilets in his time
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
is it fascism to wipe my sons asshole at the tender age of 37?
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
crabril lavigne: “he was scallop boy / i said ‘watch me gallup boy’”
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
is david njoku the hottest player in the nfl? 🤔
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
sky sports just robbed us of getting to watch Fernando…
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
van gogh? it fucking better if we wanna solve this mystery in time, gang.
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
memphis playing fog horns over their loudspeakers AS the play is happening has to be against the rules, right?
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
college football announcers will say shit like “lewis hits bussy in their own backfield” with a straight face
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
You expect unhoused people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like your mom's bed where I might get ratioed for being myself.
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
help i cant get out of bed 😫
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Poly folks can and do enjoy pooping and they’re still poly because pooping is inherently neurotypical
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
she let me hit because i say “yippee” when i make the strap cum
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
my nickname at work is “the porcelain punisher”
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
my brain is not made for this society
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
my real doll got lice /:
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
what’s a catgirls favorite soda? meow-ntain dew
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
mom can you pick me up? the menswear guy is talking about gimps
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me @virusofminora.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
she’s cooking with gas here tbh
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/10/2025
If a planned economy that eliminates poverty homelessness class and unemployment and illiteracy involves “coercive hierarchy” I don’t actually care
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
the loml that left us years ago
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
he truly is the joe rogan of the left (stupid as shit and incapable of looking anything up himself)
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
pretty good oatmeal this morning mommy i give it 5 choccy milks out of 5
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
orgasms are maybe the biggest myth the government has sold us
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
some boob before i’m awake
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
if you gave me like 30-40 minutes i think i could convince rfk jr that cancer is actually the secret to immortality because of how quickly the cells grow
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
getting raptured while giving my sinner husband the worst blowjob of his life and leaving behind my dentures clamped to his dick
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
looks like that false start was meaningless (:
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
adonai mitchell getting left in la
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
bro this ad just said that people without cpap’s have no hoes
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
after seeing this betmgm commercial i now believe that gambling advertisements are the mark of the beast
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
cruising at the walmart during their autism hours
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
UTEP’s running back playing with a massive club on one of his hands explains why they’re 1-3 and also why college football is so great to watch
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
that georgia player recreating the die lit dive into a pile of players a couple seconds after the whistle was funny as hell
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
if you're still using the term "tankie" derisively and unironically while literal nazis rule the country, i need you to understand that consciously or not you have chosen sides and i need you to change your mind like immediately
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
the subsequent drive ends with a 51 yard doink btw
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
i’ve seen too much of NMSU’s hc’s stomach this game and please dude stop scratching your balls
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
BABY!
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
thought this shit said “baby furs” and almost lost it
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whores d’oeuvre 🦇 @prozacprincess.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
is this allowed in today’s political climate ?
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