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a sentient bag of electrified meat and various fluids ----------- I endeavor to always include alt text, please let me know if you've noticed that I've flaked on it

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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd never heard of "Choosin' Texas" until this post, and if someone referenced "Langley" I'd assume they were about to talk about the CIA 😶
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On this rainy #caturday Asami contemplates world domination
A black cat reclining in a heated bed gazes out a window at a rainy day.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The OG Metroid. I was like 7 or 8 when I played it & wasn't even remotely good at it, but I enjoyed the hell out of it. And then when I found out that "SAMUS IS A GIRL!!!" (as a few of the outraged boys at school declared) 🤌
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This little spider that I noticed in our volunteer pumpkin plant caught something while I sat to take a rest.
A small red-orange spider with black legs amidst green leavesThe small re-orange spider has caught a small green bug
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This isn't the best video - I only had my phone and didn't want to get closer and risk scaring him - but my son asks, "Why do our #turkeys sound like popping bubbles?"
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was watching Last Week Tonight when I had a realization.
Two pictures of RFK Jr and one picture of Hoggle from The Labyrinth
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Really, I can't recommend this channel enough. Just this old-coded apparently young man talking about specific animals / animal groups for 10-25 minutes over stock, fair use, and unlicensed artwork - no ad reads, no sensationalism, no drama. youtu.be/puDu8N-0RMs?...
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Phytosaurs: Crocodile Cousins
YouTube video by Dr. Polaris
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm unreasonably excited about this post from @pbseons.bsky.social youtu.be/vWriRbTp4bA?...
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An Important Announcement
YouTube video by PBS Eons
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just the worst person on earth.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love that my watch history's so random that YT's like, "....phhhhh...so....is this what you want, orrrr....?"
A screenshot showing a you tube video reading
 "Differential

For Complete Physics in

25 min

इसस े ज्यादा कुछ नही ं पढ़ना"
with a man in glasses holding two thumbs up
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The crow that I've been making friends with seems to crash out (immediately flies away) any time it sees me carrying my one black chicken. That is all.
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 09/06/2026
Big news: Capital Weather is now independent at CapitalWeather.com. We’re building a new home for trusted DC-area weather coverage — with around-the-clock forecasts, live updates and deeper local weather and climate coverage. 1/4
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
According to my kids, communicating in GIFs is the most Millennial thing I do.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My rooster's goofy crow finally got some recognition.
Merlin bird ID screen showing "Red Junglefowl". 

We're in the mid-Atlantic US 

It was my rooster.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm over here feeling bad for my #Tomadachi Rusty b/c only Philomena showed up to his birthday party.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I looked up from cutting back a bush to see
Fluffy multicolored chickens running in grass
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Turns out people don't like measles and starving! Weird!"
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Donald Trump’s Ls for the week!!
YouTube video by Amanda's Mild Takes
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
lol, sometimes it's fun to be behind on #BtB & catching up youtube.com/clip/Ugkxuuv...
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YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Some of my perpetual spinach (a variety of Swiss Chard) managed to overwinter even given the snowcrete that blanketed my region for a bit. Is it worth seeing if these individuals will bolt & saving their seeds or nah? #SeedSaving
Scraggly green leaves in brown soil.Scraggly green leaves in brown soil
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Elisha Shipman @nimhrat42.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don't see #Ohioans mentioning this enough, so yeah: Rapist Brock Allen Turner served three months of a six month sentence before returning home to #Ohio, where he's reportedly bar-hopping, looking for love with women who've never heard his history. He should stay famous. sfist.com/2022/08/22/s...
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Convicted Stanford Assaulter Brock Turner Goes Viral Again Via 'Whisper Network' In Ohio
Brock Turner's name is once again bubbling up on social media, specifically on TikTok, where women in Ohio are using the platform to warn each other about Turner's presence in local bars.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I wonder how much a Kickstarter (etc) would have to raise to be a viable alternative.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I was talking in an exaggerated manner to my dog to get her to tilt her head ("Do you like °°°snacks°°°? Do you want to go °°°outside°°°?") and I looked over to see my cat judging the spectacle.
A black cat with bright green eyes peeks over the edge of a tan and grey fabric cat bed with a judgemental expression. The cat is resting in a sunlit window next to a white curtain, with a green blanket visible inside the bed.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sometimes I regret taking three years of #Latin*, but "Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant" still hits.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I made a sticker of my 14-year-old cat's expression right after our 6-year-GSD (who seems to think that all cats are her special babies) licked her face.
anggy calico
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KAITO (commissions are closed) @katratika.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Just a quick morning warm up sketch of a robin bORB😅 #art #borb #birds #digital #nature #sketch #procreate #robin
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Also re: "Muslims are unable to assimilate." *cuts to my kid's friend, a now-adult-aged daughter of Muslim Afghan refugees, who has the best anime recommendations & is about to finish up a BA*
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"The President is literally playing chess." The President: *defecates in diaper & begins to ramble about curtains*
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
HEYOOO, FRONTLINE'S HERE BRINGING YOUR DOSE OF.... ...depression's not the right word... ..."sobering reality" doesn't seem strong enough... Anyway, here's a link: youtu.be/vWaoon6lZM0?...
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Remaking the Middle East: The U.S., Israel & Iran (updated documentary) | FRONTLINE (PBS)
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Update: My algorithm continues to slap: youtu.be/cys4sJjDB38?...
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The Philharmonik - Which Side You're On (Visualizer)
YouTube video by The Philharmonik
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IGN @ign.com · 11/03/2026
The Pokémon Company is actively recruiting PhD holders with backgrounds in ecology to work in Tokyo. This is perhaps the closest chance Pokémon fans have to channel their inner Professor Oak in real life. bit.ly/40VM5Qj
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My kid went to get the mail and brought this back to me.
A crocus, close up, being held by fingers
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
c h i n
A black cat resting her chin on the edge of her heated bed by a window
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
*bursts in, sweating, out of breath* “Drop everything, fish doorbell’s back” visdeurbel.nl/en/
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The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell
Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The possibilities are nearly endless.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/03/2026
1000s of public domain films that you can stream, no ads! www.openculture.com/2026/01/stre...
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Stream 4,000+ Public Domain Movies on WikiFlix: Silent Classics, Academy Award-Winners, Hitchcock Films & More
Humanity was already enjoying motion pictures a century ago. But the ability to do so at home still lay a few decades in the future, and the ability to pull up a movie on demand through a streaming se...
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Y'know, before my body started gaslighting me (chronic illness) I wasn't much into cozy games. Like, I picked up ACNL & messed around b/c my kids wanted me to play with them, but that's about it. Now, though, that I have days when taking a shower wipes me out an audiobook feels taxing, ¹
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 02/03/2026
Uh no...we definitely realize it.
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
There are ads. *violently chucks own phone into woods*
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@coolzonemedia.bsky.social Thank you. youtube.com/playlist?lis... Phenomenal. My chores were a slog without their accustomed accompaniment.
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Behind the Bastards - YouTube
There’s a reason the History Channel has produced hundreds of documentaries about Hitler but only a few about Dwight D. Eisenhower. Bad guys (and gals) are e...
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Literally any time I see a story that features a picture of this guy I assume it's something about Matthew Rhys until I read the headline.
Dario Amodei looks like Matthew RhysMatthew Rhys in glasses looks like Dario Amodei
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sun coming through a bit of fog near my house. Why do phone cameras eliminate / greatly reduce fog & mist? What setting's doing that? Is it something that can be fiddled with and fixed?
Rays of sun shining through a bit of fog in a late winter wood's hill with a grassy trail going up through it.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
*snirt*
Hawaiian Tropic ad indicating that it's not available in Hawaii (because it's not reef safe)
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Joey Wah @joeywah.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Imagine you've been standing your whole life and you get to sit down for the first time. That was what visiting the Netherlands was like after living in the US my whole life
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
*pinches bridge of nose* *exhales* re: these types of predatory loans for education: Y'all are supposed to be better than this. This is US-grade nonsense.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
TIL (linked to bit about insect vs arachnid respiration) youtu.be/ZW7p1Qb-1F4?...
youtu.be
The Evolution of Spiders
YouTube video by Moth Light Media
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post. We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts. Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert. Subscribe below.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is my husband's (a non-gamer before we met) absolute favorite game. It was the game that _made him play_ (without me - before this, he would play couch co-op with me & enjoyed Skyrim, but this is what truly sucked him in), so this was an insta-buy that I surprised him with yesterday.
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This account's fun because there are always comments saying "whtev, didn't happen" and then like ½ of the rest are people saying "omggggg the exact same thing happened to me/my mom/my kid" youtube.com/shorts/hhiQY...
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Insurance Approved the Spinal Fusion… But Denied GENERAL ANESTHESIA.
YouTube video by Aaron the Social Worker
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prox @proxieme.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm not even particularly sure I want to play it, but for $5 I don't really have to be.
Kingdom Come Deliverance: Royal Edition for $4.99 on the Nintendo eShop
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