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they will not and prepare for this flightdubai incident to be the most interesting thing journalists and politicians have ever seen in their entire lives

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 4h

"oh thank fuck" say all the journalists, as this flydubai flight thing means they can all get off the airbase "terrorism" stuff they've painted themselves into a corner with

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 5h

trying to think what the funniest final oucome of all this would be and my brain has settled on "ultimately when everything finally came out, the only person convicted of anything was the farmer"

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 6h

even noel knows well enough not to tell rona that he canonically survived being bifurcated

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 6h

more like Patination Is Lovely

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah this is once again a racism thing gone through the telephone game, the "loads of spices to hide the dodgy meat" is what the knuckledraggers came up with about why they wouldn't eat "any of that foreign muck" and so on

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

i strongly dislike it but since i found out the people it pisses off the most are all in bluesky hq i decided to grudgingly tolerate it

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

like he's a novelty eraser a dickhead wizard cursed with sentience

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

he looks like there'd be absolutely no resistance to the blade and there'd be no blood and the cross section would just be that same shade and sheen

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

by the rules of the field at the time it was an incredible victory on your part

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

Have You Heard The Good News About Liquid Oxygen

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

does he know he looks like someone fired a blunderbuss full of mr potato head pieces at a block of spam

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

he looks like if you cut a slice straight through him there'd be no blood or bones or any sort of differentiation and it'd just be that pink all the way through

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

like how even lovecraft's contemporaries were like "god DAMN you racist"

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 16h

and all in the era when the forums were very firmly Like That too, like how everybody automatically thinks when they hear "sa forums"

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17h

man looks like he was carved out of a deli ham

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 18h

like some actor you wouldn't expect is about to stumble on from stage left in an incredible moustache and a loud shirt

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 18h

I kind of like the second one it's got a wes Anderson interstitial shot vibe to it

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 23h

an operating loss of eight billion dollars. what the fuck are we doing here

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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

someone at project aces hq read "the ghost of kyiv" and their brain ran the fuck away with it

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

RTD says he came up with the idea 50 years ago, doing his usual move of ruining a fictional story by using too big a number

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

because someone gave him a spoon or something. pure chatgpt

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_... this one especially was the biggest load of blatantly written by chatgpt nonsense i've ever seen in all me days

en.wikipedia.org

Empire of Death (Doctor Who episode) - Wikipedia

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

but black dynamite, we all saw an episode of doctor who generated by AI, it was most of the last two series'

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this satellite drops high velocity tungsten knitting needles from orbit

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i hope it's just extremely shitty posture and not scoliosis because i don't want to have even one thing in common with that shithead

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

everybody went off half-cocked and now can't walk it back, again

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yeah it's damning with faint praise but it feels like if you managed to get his ear about something he'd at least pretend to listen instead of having you dragged off by special branch while calling you an oik with a voice like a kazoo turning down a hardship loan

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

jam tomorrow lads, always jam tomorrow

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

10 - 11 year old you was clever as hell with those fake rivets

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this was also compounded by wesley the little bollocks also going "oh yeah i'm not saying we already had information on these guys but, you know, wink wink" down any available tv camera in the vicinity

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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military

static.klipy.com

Ben Elton's Politics Bit

Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics

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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024

if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr

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Matt Simpson @brickie78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's a map issued to Polish airmen in WW2 that has all the place names spelled phonetically because they were being given directions in English by ground control.

A map of a part of Kent & Sussex with placenames spelled phonetically for Polish speakers. Too many to list, but highlights include Heistynz (Hastings), Istbon (Eastbourne) and the magnificent Tanbrydż-Łelz (Tunbridge Wells)

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