Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Adding "assemble IKEA nightstand before my hookup arrives" to my list of speedruns 280
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It took a Nintendo Direct for people to start pronouncing Meccha Chameleon correctly and even then ☠️ 081
Reposted by ProtomatikJosgar @josgar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Come celebrate my birthday with me on Friday! 1329
Reposted by Protomatik✦ taikora @taikora.com · 05/06/2026madonna is that girl on grindr who keeps messaging you "hey" from new accounts 0412
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I just got one and I can confirm my secret storage expanded by at least 2! 110
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I look like a MapleStory character with this hair and I've never felt more powerful 0403
Reposted by ProtomatikJosgar @josgar.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Come chat with me on Twitch! 😍 www.twitch.tv/josgar 1304
Reposted by ProtomatikJosgar @josgar.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I can turn the dance floor into a runway www.twitch.tv/josgar 3408
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 05/03/2026And he pushes you out of the way and parks himself right in front of you 🙃 130
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 02/03/2026This is also what I mean when I say I want to show underbutt 1260
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The masculine urge to shadow clone jutsu so I can attend every event 030
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 18/01/2026When I say I want to show underbutt, this is what I mean 2250
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 13/01/2026"I taped it to my underboob" from Glee still lives with me to this day 010
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The New Year's "I haven't showered since last year" joke but it's about douching 050
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Chat do I buy groceries for the month or pay tariffs on Heated Rivalry merch 150
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The way I want the official Heated Rivalry banana socks but diva the tariffs 030
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Atp I think Wicked and Heated Rivalry should just be annual holidays 040
Reposted by ProtomatikAsdruboi @asdruboi.bsky.social · 11/12/2025TONIGHT! It's time to climb with @auresilvershield.bsky.social, @protomatik.bsky.social and Craiggle when we play #PEAK! It will be at 8:30pm Vzla time, 7:30pm EST, 4:30pm PST! See you there! 194
Reposted by ProtomatikAsdruboi @asdruboi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025FULL COLLAB WEEK! We continue the birthday month donation-thon celebration with some of my streamer friends: 🍃 Wednesday with @mimilenattv.bsky.social playing #WhereWindsMeet ⛰️ Thursday with @auresilvershield.bsky.social, @protomatik.bsky.social and Craiggle playing #PEAK 132
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Hanging out with str8s reminds me there are people in the world who don't know the words to Abracadabra 180
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Yeah Halloween is over and eternal night has descended upon us once again but at least bulking season is back 2250
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The gay conundrum of "do I buy groceries or more slutty gym clothes" 050
