Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Adding "assemble IKEA nightstand before my hookup arrives" to my list of speedruns 270
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It took a Nintendo Direct for people to start pronouncing Meccha Chameleon correctly and even then ☠️ 071
Reposted by ProtomatikJosgar @josgar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Come celebrate my birthday with me on Friday! 1329
Reposted by Protomatik✦ taikora @taikora.com · 05/06/2026madonna is that girl on grindr who keeps messaging you "hey" from new accounts 0412
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I look like a MapleStory character with this hair and I've never felt more powerful 0393
Reposted by ProtomatikJosgar @josgar.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Come chat with me on Twitch! 😍 www.twitch.tv/josgar 1304
Reposted by ProtomatikJosgar @josgar.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I can turn the dance floor into a runway www.twitch.tv/josgar 3408
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 02/03/2026This is also what I mean when I say I want to show underbutt 1260
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The masculine urge to shadow clone jutsu so I can attend every event 030
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 18/01/2026When I say I want to show underbutt, this is what I mean 2250
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 13/01/2026"I taped it to my underboob" from Glee still lives with me to this day 010
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The New Year's "I haven't showered since last year" joke but it's about douching 050
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Chat do I buy groceries for the month or pay tariffs on Heated Rivalry merch 150
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The way I want the official Heated Rivalry banana socks but diva the tariffs 030
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Atp I think Wicked and Heated Rivalry should just be annual holidays 040
Reposted by ProtomatikAsdruboi @asdruboi.bsky.social · 11/12/2025TONIGHT! It's time to climb with @auresilvershield.bsky.social, @protomatik.bsky.social and Craiggle when we play #PEAK! It will be at 8:30pm Vzla time, 7:30pm EST, 4:30pm PST! See you there! 194
Reposted by ProtomatikAsdruboi @asdruboi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025FULL COLLAB WEEK! We continue the birthday month donation-thon celebration with some of my streamer friends: 🍃 Wednesday with @mimilenattv.bsky.social playing #WhereWindsMeet ⛰️ Thursday with @auresilvershield.bsky.social, @protomatik.bsky.social and Craiggle playing #PEAK 132
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Hanging out with str8s reminds me there are people in the world who don't know the words to Abracadabra 180
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Yeah Halloween is over and eternal night has descended upon us once again but at least bulking season is back 2250
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The gay conundrum of "do I buy groceries or more slutty gym clothes" 050
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I went to a gay bar every night this past weekend and now my body is reeling from staying in on a Monday 190
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 12/10/2025My favorite sneakers sound like high heels when I walk and I just feel so diva mother boots in them 050
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 23/09/2025A bit early for hump day but I'd like to fast-forward through the week 🤪 3585
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 17/09/2025The real benefit of Nintendo Switch Online is listening to Splatoon music during a workout 030
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Remembering that time I tried to use Duolingo as a dating app 030
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Ironically pronouncing "enchiladas" the Moira Rose way until I forget how it's actually pronounced 040
Protomatik @protomatik.bsky.social · 30/08/2025The sun: *sets literally any time before 8 PM* Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now 141