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@protojman.com
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Internet long-timer. Married with dogs and cats. MTG commander, baking, gardening, building, picturing. Moxfield: moxfield.com/users/protojman

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protojman @protojman.com · 9h
Outdoor cat house in progress
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protojman @protojman.com · 10h
oh shit oh fuck
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protojman @protojman.com · 21h
The Floridians are all wrong...
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protojman @protojman.com · 21h
I’m definitely envious as someone without that power 😂 relatable either way.
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protojman @protojman.com · 22h
Teaching context seems so hard. So many things my parents tried to help me avoid but some lessons took 30+ years for me to grok.
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protojman @protojman.com · 22h
Star Trek Discovery Season 3 Episode 3
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
Hey wait that’s not a
Mid sized dog stares out a window
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
Don’t tell this one but he’s also cute
Black cat looking from behind feather toy
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
This cat also cute.
Grey cat laying on a mushroom blanket
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
This cat is too cute
Tortie kitten with her paws up on a lipped edge while she stares from behind them with saucer eyes.
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
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Minority Report Looking
ALT: Minority Report Looking
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For better, or for worse, #Goyfgate couldn't happen in 2026. The most expensive thing available at a set release is no longer available in Play boosters.
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protojman @protojman.com · 05/10/2026
Are you afraid of the dark? Episode where there was an invisible monster haunting in a public/school pool.
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protojman @protojman.com · 05/10/2026
Are you afraid of the dark? Episode where there was an invisible monster haunting in a public/school pool.
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/10/2026
I’ve known a lot of furbabies who act like Princesses but Fig is the first kitten I can say who knows she’s a Queen
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/10/2026
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Smoking Anime Anime Smoking
ALT: Smoking Anime Anime Smoking
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/10/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 03/10/2026
"According to the map we've only gone 4 inches"
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protojman @protojman.com · 03/10/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 01/10/2026
Hey Siri, set timer for 50 minutes Hey siri, set timer for fifty minutes Hey siri, set timer for 49 minutes
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protojman @protojman.com · 01/10/2026
Agree. It definitely brought me in more than other Trek S1 other than maybe Academy. I mean, what does a series do when it's peak episode is in S1? (Duet)
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protojman @protojman.com · 01/10/2026
Timeline of events: 2020: the world and culture break down 2021: hot honey chicken and turkey can be purchased from chain grocery stores
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protojman @protojman.com · 30/09/2026
gotta love the evenly spaced motion triggers for mows
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Greek Life is kind of a rosetta stone for everything that's rotting American culture and I don't know how much progress you can make until it's disassembled
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protojman @protojman.com · 29/09/2026
Judging me for going straight to the snack aisle at 11 PM
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protojman @protojman.com · 29/09/2026
Can confirm. Among other things, this feeling robs us of feeling like we still have agency. Been in a downward spiral professionally for like 7 years now and a big part of it is still feeling enough resentment that stops me from really trying.
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protojman @protojman.com · 29/09/2026
ice cream headaches are such bullshit. I give you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
I want to use my saw to cut wood for an outdoor house for the neighborhood cats who have been visiting more and more lately, but I don't want to scare off the neighborhood cat.
We call him BBHe's been out there all day today T_T
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 28/09/2026
sounds of nature 🌿
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like to think that any characters who weren’t seen in reality fracture had avoided a life of conflict and strife in the echoverse. Gisa? That wedding dress is still white and she wore it once.
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
That was a brand new eye!
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
For me personally it’s just time and experience. I played a lot more when Rhystic was the boogey. It’s slow but TOR is getting there. ESP with artifact players in my playgroup.
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protojman @protojman.com · 27/09/2026
Hmm. Been mulling on this. I think I’m salty if I feel powerless by the card, which I think counts for both but can be situational? Rhystic Study implies massive card disadvantage. Humility means my creature-based strategy is dead. Damping Matrix et all means my artifact deck is useless.
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protojman @protojman.com · 27/09/2026
Twitch has them up still- www.twitch.tv/videos/28850...
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LoadingReadyLIVE! || A Variety Show, LoadingReadyRun Style - loadingreadyrun on Twitch
loadingreadyrun went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Special Events VOD now.
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protojman @protojman.com · 26/09/2026
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Will Ferrell: Welcome To The Fucking Show
ALT: Will Ferrell: Welcome To The Fucking Show
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protojman @protojman.com · 25/09/2026
How many times do Metroid games have to prove that Samus is the ultimate warrior/deadliest force in the galaxy? Every evil imitates her!
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like a scene from a Pixar film
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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protojman @protojman.com · 25/09/2026
Heck yeah! I've been trying to build a deck with Coalhauler Swine-effects and this is huge in it. Was big at the table when I first learned to play pre-EDH-kitchen-table-multiplayer magic.
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I: You: We:
A road sign that says, "DIP"
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protojman @protojman.com · 24/09/2026
A wormhole alien from Star Trek Deep Space Nine telling Sisko how his memories and connections allow him to exist across time
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protojman @protojman.com · 24/09/2026
Fig is the kind of cat Egyptians would build statues of.
a turtleshell cat sitting in a basketturtoiseshell cat pawing at a feather toy while sitting in a baskettortishell cat boxing with a feather toy while within the confines of a basket.
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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At 10 am (45 minutes from now) I’m gonna be on twitch streaming Magic Arena’s Reality Fracture Early Access Event, so check me out on twitch.tv/thesixler Wizards gave me access to this event and I’m so excited and empowered to check out what Jace is doing up close and personal.
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protojman @protojman.com · 23/09/2026
"be a pain with pings" can describe a few of my coworkers :P
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/09/2026
“I mean it’s Star Wars music as a samba the year after a new hope came out by Takanaka so it is what it is you know. It is what it says on the tin.”
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/09/2026
Pre existing franchises at least. Gotta be a good time to tell new stories.
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/09/2026
Wish I could live like that instead of making 3 cuts to decks over the span of 5 days every other week. 😂
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/09/2026
Wingnuuuuuuts! Note: I have not been in one or two decades.
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/09/2026
"He's a Cardassian. That's reason enough." "No. It's not."
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