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protojman

@protojman.com
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Internet long-timer. Married with dogs and cats. MTG commander, baking, gardening, building, picturing. Moxfield: moxfield.com/users/protojman

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protojman @protojman.com · 15h
Outdoor cat house in progress
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
Hey wait that’s not a
Mid sized dog stares out a window
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
Don’t tell this one but he’s also cute
Black cat looking from behind feather toy
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
This cat also cute.
Grey cat laying on a mushroom blanket
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/10/2026
This cat is too cute
Tortie kitten with her paws up on a lipped edge while she stares from behind them with saucer eyes.
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/10/2026
I’ve known a lot of furbabies who act like Princesses but Fig is the first kitten I can say who knows she’s a Queen
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/10/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 03/10/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 30/09/2026
gotta love the evenly spaced motion triggers for mows
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
I want to use my saw to cut wood for an outdoor house for the neighborhood cats who have been visiting more and more lately, but I don't want to scare off the neighborhood cat.
We call him BBHe's been out there all day today T_T
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protojman @protojman.com · 24/09/2026
A wormhole alien from Star Trek Deep Space Nine telling Sisko how his memories and connections allow him to exist across time
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protojman @protojman.com · 24/09/2026
Fig is the kind of cat Egyptians would build statues of.
a turtleshell cat sitting in a basketturtoiseshell cat pawing at a feather toy while sitting in a baskettortishell cat boxing with a feather toy while within the confines of a basket.
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protojman @protojman.com · 20/09/2026
A look shared between characters who sense how much of a PIA they will be for each other #disco #startrekdiscovery
Michael Burnham 7 years before the events of Star Trek DiscoverySaru 7 years before the events of Star Trek discovery
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protojman @protojman.com · 18/09/2026
The Magic the Gathering card Akroma's Judgment with a meme photoshopped into it. It's the guy screaming towards the camera while he points behind him meme.
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protojman @protojman.com · 16/09/2026
I don't like the habits my new kitten is starting early
tortoiseshell kitten laying on her side with a wand toy between her paw beans. the toy is photoshopped to look like one of those cigarettes from the 20s
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protojman @protojman.com · 15/09/2026
Hey wait that's a specific kind of Curse with a capital C isn't it -_-'
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protojman @protojman.com · 14/09/2026
the guy from the "kicked out of office building" meme seconds before the bit.
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protojman @protojman.com · 13/09/2026
Probably my golden age of MTG, I love every single thing this Planeswalker does. Wincon you can ult off a Dub Season, -2 that synergizes with counters AND superfriends, and an aggressive + loyalty ability that's keyword soup- including Lifelink to keep me alive.
 Ajani Steadfast {3}{W}

Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani

+1: Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +1/+1 and gains first strike, vigilance, and lifelink.

−2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and a loyalty counter on each other planeswalker you control.

−7: You get an emblem with “If a source would deal damage to you or a planeswalker you control, prevent all but 1 of that damage.”
Loyalty: 4

Illustrated by Chris Rahn
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protojman @protojman.com · 11/09/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 11/09/2026
Lady Fig of the Ridge
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protojman @protojman.com · 08/09/2026
"Where is Twilight Princess? Is it safe? Is it all right?" #nintendo #legendofzelda #loz
A list of Zelda games coming to Nintendo Online for Switch 2.
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/09/2026
Nailed it
A picture of a popup notification showing my sleep time being 4 hours and 20 minutes
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protojman @protojman.com · 06/09/2026
The irony of a murder machine playing with a toy knife. #cats
A calico kitten is on her side but looking at the camera portrait-style. In her paws and mouth is the tip of a felt toy knife colored with red stains.
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protojman @protojman.com · 05/09/2026
Biblically accurate Donatello #tmnt #rottmnt
Donatello from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stroking a skull-shaped snowball, evilly.
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/09/2026
This is so much more interesting than I expected. I thought "of course it'll be my home state+dribbles, dummy." I didn't imagine how much I'm impacted by my parents' language, my in-laws', the TV I grew up with, the Magic players I follow. Shaped by words I've been made fun of for pronunciation :P
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protojman @protojman.com · 02/09/2026
I’m not posting enough pet pics on here
My husky shep Goose playing with my mom’s golden puppy. They love each other very much.
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protojman @protojman.com · 01/09/2026
“I’m thinking about getting more work done.”
Two Lego sharks engage in dialogue. One is a listener shark and is chewing on a bone. One is a financial shark and has replaced their upper jaw with gold.
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protojman @protojman.com · 31/08/2026
Keen Duelist might be my favorite card. Demand Answers is in all my red decks. Trying to think of anything else that would truly be a staple in every single deck of a color for me. Sylvan Library because I struggle to draw enough cards in green? All my staples are card draw- try not to repeat much
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protojman @protojman.com · 27/08/2026
Barely fucked it up!
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protojman @protojman.com · 27/08/2026
Can you guess what deck I’m playing tonight? #edh #mtgcommander #tmnt
A pizza with a face on it. Tomatoes and bacon for the lips and mouth, mushroom nose, tomato eye sockets with mozzarella pearl pupils. Bacon is also the eyebrows/lids. Pesto brings the mutagen flavor
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protojman @protojman.com · 27/08/2026
I need to get back to these. The main thing that turned me off was all the cards I wanted to proxy having so much text.
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protojman @protojman.com · 24/08/2026
Something seems wrong. I think I fixed it.
Panthor, Savage Cat mtg card with the arm from "The Gitrog Monster" hanging out
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protojman @protojman.com · 23/08/2026
new favorite subtitle
A gangster from the 2012 TMNT series in a mech, falling from a building, with the subtitle "[slowly screaming] Hey, yo!"
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/08/2026
the same picture
A crystal purple xboxLord Dregg from the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series
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protojman @protojman.com · 20/08/2026
So much rizz
Season 3 finale for the 2012 TMNT series featuring Bishop, Leatherhead, and a corner of a Technodrome
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protojman @protojman.com · 19/08/2026
I’ve become rather fond of Dachsbun. Dog, bread, and an incredible pun? Yes please.
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protojman @protojman.com · 17/08/2026
A family supports a guy competing in something he’s good at.
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protojman @protojman.com · 13/08/2026
Shhhhhhh #tmnt
Raphael from the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series petting a cooing pigeon, which he used as a camera distraction.
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protojman @protojman.com · 12/08/2026
It's not that the sleeveless version isn't intimidating. But I don't know if any version of the Shredder can top the 2003 Ch'rell
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protojman @protojman.com · 09/08/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 09/08/2026
Master Splinter from the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
It’s one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles but really old. Iirc it’s Leo but the dialogue makes me think Donny. He is saying “oh. Oh. Ah, gee”
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protojman @protojman.com · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. -- My favorite movie- Speed Racer
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protojman @protojman.com · 23/07/2026
#everythingiseverything I guess IMDB is now also Amazon. Welcome to Costco, I love you
IMDB logo above the text "Welcome to IMDb, an Amazon company"
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protojman @protojman.com · 20/07/2026
The main downside to homemade subway style bread is that I’m the kind of sicko who can eat the same meal for days on end. Don’t worry, the lettuce is home grown 🙂
Homemade subway style sandwich with home grown lettuce and arugula.
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protojman @protojman.com · 19/07/2026
Inspiration comes from the strangest places. #metroid
It's a nuwave, definitely not some kind of chicken-chozo-kaiju-plant hybrid.
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protojman @protojman.com · 12/07/2026
Welcome to my crib
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protojman @protojman.com · 11/07/2026
Masterpiece Mana Vault
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