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@protojman.com
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Internet long-timer. Married with dogs and cats. MTG commander, baking, gardening, building, picturing. Moxfield: moxfield.com/users/protojman

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protojman @protojman.com · 8h
Outdoor cat house in progress
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protojman @protojman.com · 19h
The Floridians are all wrong...
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protojman @protojman.com · 22h
This cat is too cute
Tortie kitten with her paws up on a lipped edge while she stares from behind them with saucer eyes.
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For better, or for worse, #Goyfgate couldn't happen in 2026. The most expensive thing available at a set release is no longer available in Play boosters.
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protojman @protojman.com · 05/10/2026
Are you afraid of the dark? Episode where there was an invisible monster haunting in a public/school pool.
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protojman @protojman.com · 04/10/2026
I’ve known a lot of furbabies who act like Princesses but Fig is the first kitten I can say who knows she’s a Queen
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protojman @protojman.com · 03/10/2026
"According to the map we've only gone 4 inches"
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protojman @protojman.com · 01/10/2026
Hey Siri, set timer for 50 minutes Hey siri, set timer for fifty minutes Hey siri, set timer for 49 minutes
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protojman @protojman.com · 01/10/2026
Timeline of events: 2020: the world and culture break down 2021: hot honey chicken and turkey can be purchased from chain grocery stores
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protojman @protojman.com · 30/09/2026
gotta love the evenly spaced motion triggers for mows
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Greek Life is kind of a rosetta stone for everything that's rotting American culture and I don't know how much progress you can make until it's disassembled
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protojman @protojman.com · 29/09/2026
ice cream headaches are such bullshit. I give you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 28/09/2026
I want to use my saw to cut wood for an outdoor house for the neighborhood cats who have been visiting more and more lately, but I don't want to scare off the neighborhood cat.
We call him BBHe's been out there all day today T_T
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 28/09/2026
sounds of nature 🌿
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like to think that any characters who weren’t seen in reality fracture had avoided a life of conflict and strife in the echoverse. Gisa? That wedding dress is still white and she wore it once.
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protojman @protojman.com · 25/09/2026
How many times do Metroid games have to prove that Samus is the ultimate warrior/deadliest force in the galaxy? Every evil imitates her!
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like a scene from a Pixar film
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I: You: We:
A road sign that says, "DIP"
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protojman @protojman.com · 24/09/2026
Fig is the kind of cat Egyptians would build statues of.
a turtleshell cat sitting in a basketturtoiseshell cat pawing at a feather toy while sitting in a baskettortishell cat boxing with a feather toy while within the confines of a basket.
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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At 10 am (45 minutes from now) I’m gonna be on twitch streaming Magic Arena’s Reality Fracture Early Access Event, so check me out on twitch.tv/thesixler Wizards gave me access to this event and I’m so excited and empowered to check out what Jace is doing up close and personal.
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/09/2026
“I mean it’s Star Wars music as a samba the year after a new hope came out by Takanaka so it is what it is you know. It is what it says on the tin.”
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protojman @protojman.com · 22/09/2026
"He's a Cardassian. That's reason enough." "No. It's not."
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DJ WOOZIE 🔜 CAROLINA FURFARE @djwoozie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can apologize but that alone is not reverting it back to how it was before.
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protojman @protojman.com · 20/09/2026
A look shared between characters who sense how much of a PIA they will be for each other #disco #startrekdiscovery
Michael Burnham 7 years before the events of Star Trek DiscoverySaru 7 years before the events of Star Trek discovery
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Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is no secondary feature to bigotry. Hate someone because they’re hateful; don’t talk about how they’re fat or ugly.
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protojman @protojman.com · 18/09/2026
Wow you have the reflexes of a spider
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protojman @protojman.com · 18/09/2026
The Magic the Gathering card Akroma's Judgment with a meme photoshopped into it. It's the guy screaming towards the camera while he points behind him meme.
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protojman @protojman.com · 16/09/2026
god i love Vigorbloom's vibes. we saw you from across the arboretum and like your pheromones
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protojman @protojman.com · 16/09/2026
I don't like the habits my new kitten is starting early
tortoiseshell kitten laying on her side with a wand toy between her paw beans. the toy is photoshopped to look like one of those cigarettes from the 20s
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 15/09/2026
“Widow’s Bay" breakout star Kate O’Flynn won best supporting actress in a comedy at the 78th Emmy Awards. bit.ly/3URRW9M #APPhoto by Richard Shotwell
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reminded again that my last words are likely to be a series of increasingly urgent dudes.
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protojman @protojman.com · 14/09/2026
when the freshly baked cookies hit *just* right. PB with dark chocolate chunks
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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protojman @protojman.com · 13/09/2026
#edh I don't want to give up on Indoraptor but I feel like it has a critical flaw. moxfield.com/decks/2IOs2x... It's all-in on commander, it requires setup pieces, and it's massively too slow?
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Teenage Mutant Wizard Dino - Commander (Indoraptor, the Perfect Hybrid)
A Commander deck featuring Indoraptor, the Perfect Hybrid by protojman • View on Moxfield
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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protojman @protojman.com · 11/09/2026
Lady Fig of the Ridge
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protojman @protojman.com · 10/09/2026
Wow, what a ride. Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was so good. Exceeded my expectations. And the movie was beautiful. So glad I didn't let this series miss me.
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protojman @protojman.com · 10/09/2026
Everyone saying that Sony dropping Kojima looks bad for Sony but I'm over here thinking that Kojima going into the arms of Xbox/Microsoft looks bad for Kojima.
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protojman @protojman.com · 10/09/2026
So to get my 8 year old Apple watch to stop sending me notifications to start my day as I'm trying to get an extra 30 minutes of sleep before my alarm goes off I have to... Go into the watch app- has to be the watch app! Can't search for it in settings! Find Mindfulness, and disable "Start my day"
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moose @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 10/09/2026
I still say UB standard would be way better if they had to canonize every ip Gimme a comic where Tony Stark gets OBLITERATED at a Kaladesh high school science fair show me Master Splinter learning to ride a motorcycle from the Okiba Reckoners
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is about all of us. Never forget that.
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protojman @protojman.com · 09/09/2026
It's become clear to me that somewhere around 2017 TMNT cartoon writers/animators were One Piece fans.
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protojman @protojman.com · 09/09/2026
Still thinking about the comedy arc of yesterday's Peak Beach: Get a Book of Bones from pain chest. At the end we get...a second Book Roots: scout looking through my pack comments on me being committed to the book Citadel: 50% hunger bar. What do? Book of Bones. 98% mountain curse. Sole survivor.
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Nana Visitor @nanavisitor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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protojman @protojman.com · 08/09/2026
"Where is Twilight Princess? Is it safe? Is it all right?" #nintendo #legendofzelda #loz
A list of Zelda games coming to Nintendo Online for Switch 2.
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
JACE MORNING MAGIC
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protojman @protojman.com · 08/09/2026
Whether you're hauling garbage or being hauled away *as* garbage, I hope everyone is having a great 60th Anniversary #startrek
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