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Lump Crabmeat

@protocryphal.bsky.social
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Avoid the spotlight | Run behind the scenes | Chekhov's sword of Damocles | Live between the margins | Godspeed, prodigal | Romans 8:31 godspeedprodigal.substack.com

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herdwicoco🐑 @herdwicoco.bsky.social · 17h
Dietrich #fefw #fireemblem
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 22h
Wanna go home and keep working on this uuuuuuuuugggggggh
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh when I left off I was making a bunch of oil lanterns that'll go on the tree to give it that sort of enchanted look I'm wanting. I'll be really cool once I think it's done but it'll take a while. As stated.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It takes a seed about 4 days to be sapling and then about a week to actually be a tree. So I've been making bricks, mining iron, and blooming said iron in the meantime, alongside farming a massive amount of flax. I could spend a week or two just doing ironwork, I have so many nuggets.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the trees I'm using are pine, oak, and maple currently. I wanna see if I can't get some Larch and Walnut in the mix because I can. It'll be cool.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Small and medium are a coin flip. On some of the trees I am basically extending them by planting a new tree directly on top of the previous tree. Also I am telling myself I made the core look lucky so that I would be more inclined to cover it.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In uh. Minecraft. You can put 4 saplings in a group and you'll get a bigger version of that tree. This doesn't exist in vs. There's like 3 kinds of any given tree, small medium and large. Large spawn in once and cannot be regrown. They're genuinely lovely and I don't wanna touch them.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Inside the core is where the windmill is actually housed. The mill itself needs some work, I wanna upgrade the mill to support heavy-duty sails. This will take all season to do but it will be worth it. I'll throw around photos if I remember. Whole thing is already looking pretty good.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But then I thought I could make it a sort of "enchanted" tree with some lights posted here and there. So I'm gonna make a bunch of oil lamps and put em around. It's a lot of work for a windmill. I hope it feels honored.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You can't do that in vs as leaves arent a block you can acquire. I built a big ugly "core" out of basically any wood I could find and planted trees all around it which had its desired effect. I'm essentially going to stagger trees up and down this core.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Slid back into vintage story (vs). I have a windmill there that operates exclusively as a means to grind stuff. I had originally built it as a lighthouse. Put a lot of thought into it but it looked really bad. Something else I liked to do in Minecraft was build a big tree.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There are some truly dismal pears out there and I keep having them
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anytime I get back to listening to Reggae I remember again how nice it is
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HEHEHEHEHE
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also randomly acquired a shoulder-bag. Thinking I found a good use for it.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've got a really nice and quite warm robe I don't use enough. Rectifying that now. Its a very good robe.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So anyway what's fun on mobile. And paid for.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Otherwise you can transfer 5 shiny pokemon and then wait like 6 days to do that again and don't forget you have to go to pokemon home to Accept them.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Transferring a shiny legendary pokemon is possible and then you'll wait 6 days to do it again. Or you can pay them like 10 bucks to transfer another shiny legendary pokemon and then you can wait 6 days to do it again or you can pay them like 10 bucks to transfer another shiny legendary pokemon and
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I should try to find some paid-for games that are fun on mobile.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deciding to wash out of PGO. I'm gonna spend the next 10 weeks or so filtering pokemon I want. It was fun while it lasted.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You want the truth a day when I don't have to wake up is vacation/celebration enough for me. I'd like to think of myself as being pretty easy.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In other news, administration was putting up company-wide vacation days and it turns out Easter falls on March 28 next year which means we get that Thursday and Friday off. My birthday is on the 26th and normally I burn a vacation day for it. Now I don't have to.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my finest day today. Didn't get the best sleep ever. But it's ok I learnt an important lesson. As always the most important thing is that I was honest. So as long as you are honest, you can deal with the rest. Light a cigarette, throw on some gangsta rap, and handle it.
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for eight minutes
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dracula Flow meme

This blunt is overwhelmingly large
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nearly finished with Dietrich's route. Really taking my time cuz it's been really good. I love what's wrong with him.
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An official Sonic the Hedgehog Brand Discord Server has gotta be a contender for Top 10 Worst Ideas in Human History.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just shut it down guys. End it. Recognize you made a grievous error, repent, and let it be.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The official sonic discord being a tragedy is about what I could've expected from the fanbase. As Simmerson once said; "you get dross from dross".
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 06/10/2026
hi everyone here is the official discord server for every religion. we have one general channel and a pictures channel and 1 mod.
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reports of the Sonic Discord being shut down are wildly overstated look up Sonic Discord Inflation Foot Fetish for more info
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SpilledJuicebox @theuselessnoob.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Here's how to make a sandwich that will attract any psychic type! First, add some peanut butter. sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage. Finally, top it off with a few onions! Enjoy!
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Going to start getting really into herbal teas with reckless abandon.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got a thing from eBay about starting my Batman collection. I'll do that with the space I have in my room. I will staple that stuff to my ceiling so when I wake up I can be looking at Bruce Wayne.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
some people shouldn't have access to the internet. He's one. For sure.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I kinda feel brad for Brad Taste insofar as one feels bad when a toddler falls into a puddle. He had all of this coming, he did it to himself and everyone associated to him, and all of it is deserved. and he refuses to admit any of this.
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furry hater @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
How to clear a stuffy nose? From sources across the web:
- A picture of a humidifier, telling you to use a humidifier
- A picture of a pillow, telling you to elevate your head
- A picture of some nasal decongestant, telling you to use decongestant
- Valve Corporation's Steam logo, telling you to inhale Steam
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AND BY DOING THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM, INSECTS CAN BE HAPPY ON YOUR LAWN TOO.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I CHOSE THE IMPOSSIBLE. I CHOSE TO MOW THE LEAVES AND JUST LEAF THEM THERE. WHERE THE RAKE FEARS NOT WASTED EFFORT. WHERE THE TREE CAN DO WHAT IT DOES NATURALLY. WHERE THE INSECT WOULD NOT BE BOUND BY THE OVERTLY VAIN.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IS AN INSECT NOT ENTITLED TO THE LEAVES THAT FALL IN THE GRASS? "NO," SAYS THE DULLARD IN THAT PARTICULAR HOUSE; "IT BELONGS TO THE TRASH BAGS"
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FIREFLIES LIKE THE LEAF LITTER TOO. ALL THE MORE REASON TO PUT THAT STUFF INTO TRASH BAGS.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVES ARE BIODEGRADABLE AND GOOD FOR THE LAWN. LETS STUFF IT INTO TRASH BAGS. I AM EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's so fresh tasting. Its astounding.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This chilly Sunday morning has been brought to you in part by a steaming mug of apple cinnamon tea.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anytime I dig out that stupid laptop it reminds me of how much I hate that laptop and would love to get a framework. There's just one or two problems with that.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a pretty powerful day today. Got rid of my last bag of clothes and I suspect the day already in progress will be a mostly relaxing one. I've been pretty at peace here lately and I've been loving it a lot.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And so the clothing fun™ has now entered an indefinite hiatus. All well and good, I got much of what I needed and in a very short time.
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also its worth noting I am //just// having fun and its impossible for me to actually switch
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Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It has taken me far too long to comprehend how bootloaders function for reasons unknown to me. But at last, I get it now. How foolish of me.
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