Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026LEAVES ARE BIODEGRADABLE AND GOOD FOR THE LAWN. LETS STUFF IT INTO TRASH BAGS. I AM EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT. 100
Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026FIREFLIES LIKE THE LEAF LITTER TOO. ALL THE MORE REASON TO PUT THAT STUFF INTO TRASH BAGS. 100
Lump Crabmeat @protocryphal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026IS AN INSECT NOT ENTITLED TO THE LEAVES THAT FALL IN THE GRASS? "NO," SAYS THE DULLARD IN THAT PARTICULAR HOUSE; "IT BELONGS TO THE TRASH BAGS" 100
