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Reverend Lucifer Johnson

@protestcheese.bsky.social
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 1h
people really thought he was just a normie lib, they never listened to rage or him
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 4h
welp. there goes butch walker. “i was 15, he was 31…”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 7h
wait, did they turn the pyramid in Wadsworth into a convert venue?
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 10h
the real victim in all this is the truck driver. thank you for you bold work
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 18h
arrest that man
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 18h
and i’ll block them again
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 21h
shut up
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 22h
aww they got the stink lines and everything
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 22h
sure but republicans deny being nazis and democrats treat the hasan piker problem as a serious thing
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll take the ______ if you can deliver it
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
van der plyum? i dont even know her plyum!
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so what’s going to come out about him?
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
amen
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s on my list too but then when the time comes i just want to get where im going.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah i think they finally got over that got
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he was voted, by democrats, to be the minority leader. it’s not a schumer problem it’s a democratic party problem
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think the giants are the preferred team here. at least i saw 2 guys in giants gear today
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
don’t really care about football, but now that i loved i kinda want to buy a bears hat just to stir shit up
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
someone call dave mathews
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they know
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it was a risk the democrats made a conscious decision to force people to make, and when they lost they blamed everyone but themselves.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all i know is if i worked for him, every time he asked me to do something id say “sure would, schwartz”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
know anyone in the senate that has plans to do anything about it? i hear abolishing ice is pretty popular outside of the consultant bubble
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
used to do work at steve wilkos’ house.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if i were part of the dnc, id be terminally embarrassed that we were never able to beat ted fucking cruz. the most unlikable person in a field full of unlikable people. maybe even worse more unlikable than trump. at least he has a cult
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
have you gone to the PPIM yet? i’m bummed i never got to before i moved.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
some times the only thing you can do is ding a dang dong your dang a dong ling long
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wiener
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
stronger endorsement than an office parking lot full of f150s
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
looks like there’s a republican convention outside my apartment.
a rusty paint can labeled perma-white to all off-whites
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvz...
youtube.com
The Daves I Know
YouTube video by javiehe09
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if this gets out she’ll never win in ‘28
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that would be a felony. funny but a felony
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
awesome. thank you
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s on my buddy’s plex server. it’s worth watching then?
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
have too many books for one night stand
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gloria is ok but i wouldn’t be sad about deleting it, if i had it anywhere.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’ve been there little dude.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there really shouldn’t be able to be a luke bryan, zach bryan, luke combs and zach brown. it’s hard enough keeping white people straight when they aren’t 4 versions of the same guy
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As the GOP collapses into frenzied backstabbing it'll produce a ton of shrapnel made of utter assholes, each of whom centrists will eagerly welcome to the resistance. *Every* Republican freak will get a chance to hop onto the new grift
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh shit... Darn near puked this is hard, there are too many
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hitler _______ a donkey
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
spanking my grandpa The Tammy skits
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he died doing what he loved.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey juuuuuuude
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: putting the “missed” in orgasmic chemist i’m not exactly sure what that means but i think you get the point
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh yeah not a secret and i believe in his book he wrote about fucking a girl, finding out she was 14, fucking her again then taking her home because her dad was a cop. dudes a piece of shit and his band sucks ass
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like that the comment was like "im a centrist because I like skeet shooting"
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
still running on "its us or trump" but it might finally work
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gummy venus. carved by gummy artisans
a plastic replica of the gummie venus de milo from the simpsons on a plastic pillow stand.
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