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Reverend Lucifer Johnson

@protestcheese.bsky.social
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
looks like there’s a republican convention outside my apartment.
a rusty paint can labeled perma-white to all off-whites
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gummy venus. carved by gummy artisans
a plastic replica of the gummie venus de milo from the simpsons on a plastic pillow stand.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
an old batman comic where the joker makes several boner comments
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
does it just count if he sucks ass instead of blood?
anthony keidis looking like the big dumb piece of shit he is
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he shouldn’t have to do that, just give the man the honor.
a cover of time’s person of the year with a picture of mamdani, the pope and trump with the headline “mamdani expected to edge trump and pope leo for time’s 2026 person of the year”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry pheasants, i only get my guitar picks from Japan (apparently. get with the program local guys)
a white guitar pick with a black grip and text  saying “ibanez grip wizard series sand grip… sold by NAO Corp Japan $11.88”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
be honest guys. is my muff too big?
a red electro harmonix big muff fuzz pedal in a bag
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one of the “wild stories” was page had a 14 year old girlfriend.
Rolling Stone
MUSIC
THE IO WILDEST LED ZEPPELIN LEGENDS, FACT CHECKED
The mud shark, the hermit and the stairway to hell — we fact-check the
rumors
By ANDY GREENE
OCTOBER 16, 2019
SUBSCRIBE
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
also why anti-kanyon
chris kanyom mean mugging
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wait, schumer did the math and has an answer.
At least publicly, Schumer has no worries about his party's dwindling fortunes among working-class white voters. "For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin."
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
nah. they’re all trash
Massie, who voted with Trump roughly 90 percent of the time during the president's second term, framed the contest as a broader test of independence within the Republican Party.
"I'm not running against President Trump. Most of the people voting for me support
President Trump like I do," Massie said.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Hot Sundae will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
lisa, kelly and jessie from saved by the bell
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anyone in the #guitarsky community have suggestions on how to modify a case for an odd #guitar
a red gibson double neck guitar in a black case
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hell yeah. was always mad these guys didn’t put out a second album
vinyl copy of Murder Inc’s album featuring a stylized red M with a white border on a black res and white background
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a construction sign saying “notice erection in progress”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the gross part was the 41 year age gap.
Devo co-founder Jerry Casale reportedly celebrated his recent nuptials with a bizarre 9/11-themed party on the 14th anniversary of the horrific murder of nearly 3,000
Americans.
Casale married Krista Napp on Sept. 11 at Michael's Restaurant in Santa Monica, and served a reception cake that featured the bride and groom's images on top of the fallen World Trade Center towers. (There's a photo of the
cake, for those not sufficiently shocked already, available.)
Guests were given real box cutters - similar to the weapons reportedly used in the hijacking of a plane that later hit the Pentagon on that same day in 2001 - as party favors. The table-setting cards also included engraved box cutters that featured the couple's names.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
democrats know that’s a losing strategy but the just reward the losing losers that support it. every move the make isn’t rooted in core beliefs, it’s just poorly guessing on what they’ll win by alienating which groups.
At least publicly, Schumer has no worries about his party's dwindling fortunes among working-class white voters. "For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin."
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
that’s not what it says. it says Shiite. even capitalized as a proper noun.
my friend’s bio claiming he’s mean to Shiite people, among other things.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you can’t make this up.
screen shot of the bio of a person telling us cops keep streets safe where they claim to be an activist against behaviors cops dismiss
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also where is tollway?
A list of options for other names for a tollway, leaving tollway off the list
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fucking duh.
A map of the u.s saying I speak like someone from Illinois
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a tweet from elon musk saying “you have committed a crime”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
etsy has these door mats and i’m really fighting buying one.
a door mat that looks like a chicago manhole coveranother door mat that looks like a chicago manhole coveryet a third door mat that looks like a third chicago manhole cover
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
cowards
a google maps screenshot showing all the great lakes but ontario isn’t labeled.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post your getaway vehicle
a man in a blue shirt and jeans looking at a big green rusty old car of his that’s worth money.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i don’t know about this one Martin
a black t shirt that says “never mind the cubs, here’s the sox pistols.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
look at this little fucker.
an orange kitting with blue eyes wearing a tiny high vis vest
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OSHA cat is watching you
the most adorable orange kitten wear a high vis vest and a little hard hat
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh Parker. we’re going to pretend like this didn’t happen? what more do you want from the guy?
a very silly picture of hakeem jeffries holding an undersized baseball bat and trying to look menacing instead of looking like it’s his little league pic for the yearbook
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
dude managed to do something worse than produce a bunch of chili peppers albums
a picture of rick rubin standing in front of water and mountains and text saying he says ai is the new punk rock. 🤮
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ok but this is an amazing reply.
What they hated me for was crimes such as
"praising the Wii". That's why they wanted me gone. Because I wasn't part of their "Revenge of the Nerds" fantasy against the "filthy normies".
When one of the clique was promoted to mod, they pulled the trigger at the first excuse.
There. Do I PASS MUSTER?
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
where’s my parade?
a black hat reading “war on christmas veteran”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
thank you for doing necessary independent journalism, dick weeds
a screenshot of the guardian’s bio claiming the need for independent journalism has never been greater and asking for financial support
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@haymarketbooks.org fucking killed it this month
3 books on a gray counter 
book 1) Harm & Punishment. incarcerated writers on violence and the u.s. prison

2) the veiled prophet. secret societies, white supremely and the struggle for st. louis. 

3. Unsafe. the carceral roots of the anti-trans movement.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
they try selling a.i. to workers as a way to increase productivity and give them more free time then they say shit like this. can something really funny happen to all of them soon please?
During a podcast appearance last month, OpenAl CEO Sam Altman said that he doesn't "expect Al"
to lead to a shorter four-hour work week. He argued that workers are "secretly" going to be
"happy" about being "much busier" and working even harder thanks to Al - a bizarre and out-of-touch comment from a billionaire with extraordinary power over the lives of working people.
Now, Meta CTO Andrew Bosworth has similarly cracked the whip, as Business Insider reports - and he's even willing to berate the company's workers for asking for more time off.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
a yellow and blue construction sign reading “erection in progress”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hey #bikesky anyone have a few bucks to help a family whose child was hit by a car while biking and is now in a medically induced coma?
a qr code for a fundraiser for a child who was hit by a car.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
16 years ago he stuck his dick a blizzard. this shouldn’t surprise anyone
Chuck Grassley *
@ChuckGrassley
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Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what
2:37 PM • Nov 3, 2014
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
everyone knows goth was born when billy corgan told us despite all his rage, he was still just a rat in a cage
a white escalade with illinois plates that say “og goth”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a blue and yellow sign in front of a construction site reading “notice. erection in progress”
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a drawing of am angry man looking at a computer screen, upset about what he is seeing. he then turns away from the screen to reveal he has a boner and was aroused by what angered him so.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tweet
Dean Browning • @DeanBrowningPA
Replying to @ADunks5
I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse.
Everything is so much better under
Trump though. I teel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved.
10:48 AM • 11/10/20 • Twitter for iPhone
22 Retweets 1,784 Quote Tweets 1,055 Likes
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
a pair of skeets from two different people  saying the same thing, posted at the same time saying spain should consider not kicking the ball directly at the goalie
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the june 1995 issue of Gigantic Asses
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
TastyLife O @TastyOSRS
Everyone says "what O pussy does to a mf" but l've seen what pussy does do to a mf and it's much worse
11:55 PM • Sep 5, 2022
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
wint @
@dril
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turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
6:03 AM • Mar 15, 2017
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Randy from pee we’d playhouse. a puppet with short red hair and a white t shirt.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i spent about 20 minutes with mitch mcconnell today
mitch mcconnell lemiling and giving a thumbs up with a dick and balls poorly drawn on his forehead
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