Reposted by ovelhazach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026help i’m addicted to making videos of my sculptures singing my favorite songs 510122
Reposted by ovelhaAiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Hello I am the mayor of LA and I hate entertainment workers, taco vendors, and people who can’t afford our bonkers housing market. Was that good? Did I Mamdani it?? 13803127
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 31/01/2026If I block enough liberals maybe one day this site will be useable 023
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 28/01/2026You do not need to get on the dating apps you need to VOLUNTEER!!! You will find the absolute baddest bitches serving food to the homeless!!!! 020
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Me, sexually active, posting about sex: Hell yeah I love sex! Me, in a dry spell, seeing posts about sex: Ok guys let’s calm down 010
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It’s so fun to learn a new language. Like I can just do that now 010
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Unfortunately for all my haters I’ve gotten much hotter recently 100
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Every day I wake up and thank god that I am not an influencer 020
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The most evil woman you know is justifying her malfeasance through tarot and spirituality 031
Reposted by ovelhadeleted-user @agitprophet.bsky.social · 20/09/2025(visibly hard) you hate me. 03512
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Yeah haha I’m bisexual. I like to punish both the man I never was and the woman I’ll never become! 131
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025*kisses ur forehead* *puts u in the microwave* *sets it to 5 minutes* 030
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I see a lot of “healthy relationship” content during my internet consumption but I’m sorry I actually wouldn’t think I’m in a healthy relationship if my partner wanted to film doing nice things for me to post on Instagram reels 040
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Listen, I’ve never painted anyone, but I have swatched… And honesty if you can’t handle that then I don’t think you should be an interior designer! 020
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 17/08/2025The one part of American exceptionalism that is actually true is that they have mastered the art of the post-sex breakfast 120
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/08/2025ROSE: I rediscovered my libido! THORN: I rediscovered my libido… 040
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Looking wistfully out the bus window while doing kegel exercises 041
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Walked out of the house in a tank top and pigtail braids today you would’ve thought I’d shot god the way men were staring at me 020
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Sex really is magic. Six months or so of celibacy, I’m like, “who needs sex? Not me!” And now here I am, less tense, walking on clouds, monitoring my fiber intake 030
Reposted by ovelhaandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/08/2025Beating someone to death with an olive branch as a bit 14694122
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Sadist femdom girl who took out her months-long sexual frustration on her sub to a bit of an extreme and feels a bit guilty about it afterwards 120
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Girl who finally got to fulfill her freak ass sexual desires after over half a year of celibacy in a foreign country 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 160
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 09/08/2025It’s so hard to be a warm summer toned girl in a cool winter toned world 130
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I really find it funny when people use the term “heteroflexible” like we’re 2 years away from the word “chaser” being reclaimed 040
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 07/08/2025The more I teach English the more I realize how complicated it is. How the fuck do you explain what a “transitive phrasal verb” is. And then you have to explain that ones like “break down” or “bring up” or “take off” have like two or three different meanings 010
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Sorry beautiful women in my phone! I have a job now which means my life is dedicated to lesson planning, macronutrients, and beatin it twice a week 010
Reposted by ovelhaJen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 04/08/2025Local woman wakes up, wishes you all a happy oatmeal civic holiday and asks that you use this day off (if you have one) to plan future nefarious whimsy, makes oatmeal. 82189
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Idk what tgirl needs to hear this but if you have dysphoria of the face go get some tweezers and pluck your eyebrows. Make them further apart and THINNER from the bottom… trust 010
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Fear of abandonment? No way! If I had a fear of abandonment why would I leave everyone in my life to move someplace else every six months? 020
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025That one friend whose chat acts as a notes app junk drawer 💞 010
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I really think we should inject “ChatGPT is the Antichrist” into public discourse 030
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I like alt text cuz sometimes I’m just stupid and don’t understand what I’m looking at 030
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I am not praying on your downfall, but rather preying on it. When you are at your lowest I will strike ❤️🩹 040
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Love interests when they realize the girl who moves to a new place every six months on average is flighty and noncommittal 040
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 23/07/2025*puts on makeup* THE EVIL GOBLIN SQUATTING IN MY MIND AFTER NOT PAYING RENT FOR 2 YEARS: you look like a crossdresser 140
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 22/07/2025You say you like to eat pussy but you don’t like papaya?? Suspect 020
ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025FIRST DAY OF BRAZILIAN WORK TODAY EVERYONE WISH ME LUCK MANIFEST COOL TEACHER VIBES FOR ME 040
Reposted by ovelhaZom_Danni @zomdanni.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I threaten to eat people a lot of the time. But just so you know, this is what i actually mean 💚 3173