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ovelha

@prolejam.bsky.social
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I’d like to be more anonymous on the internet 🇧🇷

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
help i’m addicted to making videos of my sculptures singing my favorite songs
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Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hello I am the mayor of LA and I hate entertainment workers, taco vendors, and people who can’t afford our bonkers housing market. Was that good? Did I Mamdani it??
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If I block enough liberals maybe one day this site will be useable
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You do not need to get on the dating apps you need to VOLUNTEER!!! You will find the absolute baddest bitches serving food to the homeless!!!!
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Me, sexually active, posting about sex: Hell yeah I love sex! Me, in a dry spell, seeing posts about sex: Ok guys let’s calm down
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s so fun to learn a new language. Like I can just do that now
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Unfortunately for all my haters I’ve gotten much hotter recently
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Every day I wake up and thank god that I am not an influencer
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Gay guys have such a sadness in their eyes
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The most evil woman you know is justifying her malfeasance through tarot and spirituality
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Guys just buy a journal
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deleted-user @agitprophet.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
(visibly hard) you hate me.
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Yeah haha I’m bisexual. I like to punish both the man I never was and the woman I’ll never become!
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
*kisses ur forehead* *puts u in the microwave* *sets it to 5 minutes*
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I see a lot of “healthy relationship” content during my internet consumption but I’m sorry I actually wouldn’t think I’m in a healthy relationship if my partner wanted to film doing nice things for me to post on Instagram reels
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Prostates were made to be stimulated!
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Listen, I’ve never painted anyone, but I have swatched… And honesty if you can’t handle that then I don’t think you should be an interior designer!
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The one part of American exceptionalism that is actually true is that they have mastered the art of the post-sex breakfast
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Progesterone whenever I think I’ve overeaten
SpongeBob basketball meme with the text “ANOTHER KILOGRAM TO THIGHS AND ASS” overlaid. This image goes so hard I hope it never dies
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Fuckohmygods hit fucking hmygo d
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
ROSE: I rediscovered my libido! THORN: I rediscovered my libido…
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Looking wistfully out the bus window while doing kegel exercises
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Walked out of the house in a tank top and pigtail braids today you would’ve thought I’d shot god the way men were staring at me
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Sex really is magic. Six months or so of celibacy, I’m like, “who needs sex? Not me!” And now here I am, less tense, walking on clouds, monitoring my fiber intake
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/08/2025
Beating someone to death with an olive branch as a bit
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Sadist femdom girl who took out her months-long sexual frustration on her sub to a bit of an extreme and feels a bit guilty about it afterwards
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Girl who finally got to fulfill her freak ass sexual desires after over half a year of celibacy in a foreign country 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
It’s so hard to be a warm summer toned girl in a cool winter toned world
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I really find it funny when people use the term “heteroflexible” like we’re 2 years away from the word “chaser” being reclaimed
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The more I teach English the more I realize how complicated it is. How the fuck do you explain what a “transitive phrasal verb” is. And then you have to explain that ones like “break down” or “bring up” or “take off” have like two or three different meanings
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Sorry beautiful women in my phone! I have a job now which means my life is dedicated to lesson planning, macronutrients, and beatin it twice a week
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 04/08/2025
Local woman wakes up, wishes you all a happy oatmeal civic holiday and asks that you use this day off (if you have one) to plan future nefarious whimsy, makes oatmeal.
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Meme, “cis women don’t say you will never be a real woman anymore. They say I’m so jealous of your eyebrows”
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Idk what tgirl needs to hear this but if you have dysphoria of the face go get some tweezers and pluck your eyebrows. Make them further apart and THINNER from the bottom… trust
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fear of abandonment? No way! If I had a fear of abandonment why would I leave everyone in my life to move someplace else every six months?
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
That one friend whose chat acts as a notes app junk drawer 💞
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I really think we should inject “ChatGPT is the Antichrist” into public discourse
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I like alt text cuz sometimes I’m just stupid and don’t understand what I’m looking at
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
One day it will be 2029
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I am not praying on your downfall, but rather preying on it. When you are at your lowest I will strike ❤️‍🩹
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Beverly -- "Could we watch that scene again?"You know, the one where he rips her heart out? Please?scene from Blood Feast, the Citizen Kane of gore moviesChip's concern
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Love interests when they realize the girl who moves to a new place every six months on average is flighty and noncommittal
Shocked pikachu meme
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
*puts on makeup* THE EVIL GOBLIN SQUATTING IN MY MIND AFTER NOT PAYING RENT FOR 2 YEARS: you look like a crossdresser
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
You say you like to eat pussy but you don’t like papaya?? Suspect
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
FIRST DAY OF BRAZILIAN WORK TODAY EVERYONE WISH ME LUCK MANIFEST COOL TEACHER VIBES FOR ME
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Back to the Singular Album I’m listening to this month
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ovelha @prolejam.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
MUST DENY SELF HARDER
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Zom_Danni @zomdanni.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I threaten to eat people a lot of the time. But just so you know, this is what i actually mean 💚
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