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@programancer.com
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Dev @Retroware Unapologetic Game Dev lol 🎮 Prison City 🎮 AVGN 8-bit 🔜 TASQ ❤️http://patreon.com/programancer 🚫I'm not your suggestion/idea deposit box

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Programancer @programancer.com · 29/09/2026
15 hours left! This is the last chance before they're GONE FOREVER. (jk I'm not getting rid of them but the sale is ending!) 7 starter asset packs for $1! Marked down from $11! Link: itch.io/s/199006/som...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 29/09/2026
My only real hope for the Ocarina of Time remake is that Link still spins after activating the giant goron pot thing
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Programancer @programancer.com · 28/09/2026
"I am not a bot" followed by you replying to every post you see with variations of this canned message? Your pages are also rife with AI generated content, clearly botted comments, and other nonsense. I can confidently say I don't need your rating. Sorry bud, but this ain't it.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/09/2026
2 days left!! 7 of my asset packs (one of which is new!) Link: itch.io/s/199006/som...
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Mário Santos @mariosantos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried to approximate Richter's and Dracula's sprites to the artwork by Akihiro Yamada used on Dracula X. #pixelart
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/09/2026
That the Holdo Maneuver is cool and it is the single most important thing that happened and nothing else in the star war will ever be cooler than vice admiral holdo
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Programancer @programancer.com · 26/09/2026
I know people shit on the MCU post-Endgame, but maybe my hottest take of all time is that Endgame has all of the same problems people had with phase 4 5 and 6. It's an enjoyable popcorn shut-off-the-brain movie, but the reason it did so well was what came before it, not because it's an amazing movie
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Programancer @programancer.com · 25/09/2026
I went through and beat a Mega Man game a night on the OG legacy collection. I sometimes forget how good 4 and 6 are, even if I think the charge broke a lot of these games. I also hate how the legacy collection starts with a horribly loud and poorly mixed mega man 3 theme lol
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 24/09/2026
Pet project: 1) Advanced PS1/N64 game extraction (+all animations). 2) Website where you can browse and compare models, textures, animations, FMVs, for preservation. Already have FF7, Mega Man Legends 1 and 2 and MediEvil fully ripped. #FF7 #FinalFantasy #FFVII #PS1 #PSX #RetroGame #N64
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Metroid dread's social media satire of having a bird-based platform taken over by an x parasite was very on point
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CONZEIT @conzeit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
need a 1UP? I sure do so I made one Pixelart animator looking for work 🌐craftmused@riseup.net #megaman #ロックマン #pixelart #ドット絵 #animation #アニメーション
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Programancer @programancer.com · 24/09/2026
Little under 6 days left on this bundle! 7 asset packs (1 is new for this bundle!) for $1! itch.io/s/199006/som...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 24/09/2026
Puriteens are gonna rob us of the lengthy sex scene aren’t they
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Programancer @programancer.com · 23/09/2026
Mighty Mike Plays dad sure isn't helping the scam allegation what with the general pro AI chud rhetoric he's been spewin
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
long long lonnnnnnnnng spagggghetti #fallingblockjam
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jorb ❤️‍🔥 @jordizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Running Man (2025)
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 09/07/2026
apropos of nothing, here's an old blog post i did about piracy and when/whether it's ok and things like that when the people who make the games aren't even getting to keep their jobs, far less profit from a game's success, pirate those suckaz tbh www.joewintergreen.com/one-time-a-g...
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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.com · 22/09/2026
🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 I've noticed this trend where gamedevs describe their game using only the titles of OTHER games. In this video I explain why that's not a great approach Also I showcase some cool indie games I saw from PAX West! Link ► youtu.be/kpkpSPj8XwM?... Shares / reposts are always appreciated~
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Stop Using Other Game's Titles to Describe Your Game - SimplyAJ
YouTube video by SimplyAJ
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Programancer @programancer.com · 22/09/2026
Shout out to everyone who said "Hey maybe buying up every studio during a COVID profit boom isn't a good idea because that's not sustainable" back when these big companies were doing that.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 22/09/2026
I feel like mine is p basic
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specialmin64.bsky.social @specialmin64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ruined aqueducts
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Programancer @programancer.com · 21/09/2026
LRP: Streaming to me is not worth it if 1) You pay a premium and still receive ads (greedy, tbh) 2) The library you wanted is now spread across 80 different services (licenses, greed, etc) The moment they replaced normal tiers with ads and added a more expensive ad free tier, it was over.
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/09/2026
Advertising has, historically, been the best way for TV to turn a profit. Streaming tech sold everyone on a promise that they didn't need that money to survive but it simply wasn't true! Unfortunately, reverting back to the actual, succesful option is going to be a PR nightmare...
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Tower of Zeldaga is a mashup of the Legend of Zelda and Tower of Druaga. Every room has a secret puzzle and the puzzles get more obtuse as you go on. It's free, runs in your browser (incl mobile), supports controllers, and I'd really love for you to try it out! legitimatebusiness.biz/tower/
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Programancer @programancer.com · 20/09/2026
Eew lol
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Programancer @programancer.com · 20/09/2026
I don't know if this is normal or not, but most times when I have a HIT POST I just mute the convo lol Ain't nobody got time for constant notifications.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 20/09/2026
Saw Resident Evil. I guess I didn’t expect it to be p much a comedy lol especially after Cregger said he cut a ton of jokes. Didn’t hate it but it was corny
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Programancer @programancer.com · 18/09/2026
Glad people are waking up to what I've been saying about clemmy for years now lol Save your money. Don't spend it on weird promotion predators.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 15/09/2026
15 days left on this! I added a new pack yesterday as well! itch.io/s/199006/som...
itch.io
Someone Keyed My Car Asset Bundle! by Programancer
A bundle by Programancer, $1.00 for 7 games
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jorb ❤️‍🔥 @jordizzle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everybody wish @programancer.com a happy BOITHDAY
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Programancer @programancer.com · 17/09/2026
I guess it’s my birthday now officially or whatever
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Programancer @programancer.com · 16/09/2026
I don't know if this is a hot take or not, but I know it's all the rage right now to pretend that people who can't see that AI looks bad have some sort of genetic condition making it to where they think it looks ok, but I don't subscribe to that *at all*.
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SULLY - POLYPAINT out now! 🎨 @artofsully.com · 15/09/2026
N64 and PSX artists rejoice - my vertex/normal painter tool POLYPAINT is now (finally) live on the Unity Asset Store!! 🎊 Grab it 30% off for the launch week - I can't wait to see what you all do with it! assetstore.unity.com/packages/slu...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 15/09/2026
15 days left on this! I added a new pack yesterday as well! itch.io/s/199006/som...
itch.io
Someone Keyed My Car Asset Bundle! by Programancer
A bundle by Programancer, $1.00 for 7 games
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Programancer @programancer.com · 15/09/2026
Thank christ. So the AI disclosure thing is great, but the worst part of hosting a jam on itch has always been people grifting by submitting their existing games/other jam entries just to get more eyes on it. If you've ever done that, please never make games again tyvm
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itch.io @itch.io · 14/09/2026
Jam hosts now have access to "Submission requirements" to control what pages are eligible for submission, including blocking pages that disclose the use of generative AI, blocking paid games, blocking preexisting games, and more.
Screenshot of the 'Submission requirements' field for jam hosts
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•13• @starlordzendo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Useless Wizard crashes the party!
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Programancer @programancer.com · 11/09/2026
Is Stilton Cheese supposed to taste the way a barn smells?
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Daniel Alba @daniel.gvg.io · 10/09/2026
Kaori Mizuhashi is the original voice of Navi the fairy, a voice that many of us grew up with. It sounds like she's returning to reprise the role in the Japanese version, nearly 28 years later. Clip of an old promotional video for Ocarina of Time where she guided you, fully voiced.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 09/09/2026
Mama's HUNGY
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Programancer @programancer.com · 09/09/2026
tbh I feel like Sheik really misses the point of that character's whole vibe and reveal
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wiedo @wiedo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
More progress on my @play.date game. Dynamic music, menu sounds, more juice with particles and numbers which go up. Who doesn't like those? All logic for the upgrade system is in place, now I need to implement it. My first game ever is getting somewhere! #indiedev #gamedev #playdate
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Programancer @programancer.com · 06/09/2026
I agree with this but also very successful shitty mobile games are always advertising getting 4,000,000 scrumpcoins if you sign up with an affiliate link and people do it despite having no clue what those scrumpcoins are even for or their relative value for a game they’ve never played
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Programancer @programancer.com · 06/09/2026
Discords being a bit fucky
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Programancer @programancer.com · 05/09/2026
MIXing things up tonight
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