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@programancer.com
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Dev @Retroware Unapologetic Game Dev lol 🎮 Prison City 🎮 AVGN 8-bit 🔜 TASQ ❤️http://patreon.com/programancer 🚫I'm not your suggestion/idea deposit box

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Programancer @programancer.com · 29/09/2026
15 hours left! This is the last chance before they're GONE FOREVER. (jk I'm not getting rid of them but the sale is ending!) 7 starter asset packs for $1! Marked down from $11! Link: itch.io/s/199006/som...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 28/09/2026
"I am not a bot" followed by you replying to every post you see with variations of this canned message? Your pages are also rife with AI generated content, clearly botted comments, and other nonsense. I can confidently say I don't need your rating. Sorry bud, but this ain't it.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/09/2026
2 days left!! 7 of my asset packs (one of which is new!) Link: itch.io/s/199006/som...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 24/09/2026
Little under 6 days left on this bundle! 7 asset packs (1 is new for this bundle!) for $1! itch.io/s/199006/som...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 22/09/2026
I feel like mine is p basic
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Programancer @programancer.com · 18/09/2026
"Best Indie Games" They're here too, but blocked none the less lol
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Programancer @programancer.com · 15/09/2026
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Programancer @programancer.com · 14/09/2026
I've also just added a NEW asset pack to the sale!
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Programancer @programancer.com · 05/09/2026
MIXing things up tonight
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Programancer @programancer.com · 04/09/2026
I went somewhere today
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Programancer @programancer.com · 29/08/2026
I guess I didn’t realize they started getting so many variants
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Programancer @programancer.com · 28/08/2026
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Programancer @programancer.com · 28/08/2026
Go ast
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Programancer @programancer.com · 24/08/2026
I've also put Dumpy & Bumpy on sale on itch for 60% off! I'm pretty sure that's the biggest discount it's had, and the first it's had on itchio outside of charity bundles! itch.io/s/199113/dum...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 23/08/2026
Ok I put my asset packs on sale! They’re meant to be a sort of means to kickstart new projects so you don’t have to worry about art/sfx right away and a template for future assets more than final assets. Either way, $1 for all! itch.io/s/199006/som...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 07/08/2026
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Programancer @programancer.com · 30/07/2026
These ads are crazy
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Programancer @programancer.com · 25/07/2026
Spent the day with my people
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Programancer @programancer.com · 22/07/2026
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Programancer @programancer.com · 18/07/2026
Actually the worst part of Mega Man X2 lol
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Programancer @programancer.com · 17/07/2026
Everybody wish @jordizzle.bsky.social a happy birthday
Birthday cake with candles on top that say "6 7", which is stupid
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Programancer @programancer.com · 14/07/2026
Misread this
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Programancer @programancer.com · 07/07/2026
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Programancer @programancer.com · 29/06/2026
Pudgy “Pudge” Papadopolous is always watching.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 29/06/2026
Saw Supergirl- p good, a little bleak and some stuff felt very undercooked, but I enjoyed it nonetheless
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/06/2026
If you stopped by the Vinny signing today YOU ROCK. If you missed it, come by TOMORROW!
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Programancer @programancer.com · 25/06/2026
Altoona
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Programancer @programancer.com · 24/06/2026
Ooooohhhhhhh my sweet summer child It is THE Philly Cheesesteak place
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Programancer @programancer.com · 22/06/2026
It's this, btw
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Programancer @programancer.com · 22/06/2026
I made a new post on Patreon with a build of my proof-of-concept/prototype Shield Maiden over on Patreon for all pog+ tiers, and I'm also trying out per-post backing for non-Patrons. Anyone can read the whole post, but build is locked to Patrons/supporters! Link in the replies
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Programancer @programancer.com · 22/06/2026
I like that people try to recontextualize the first 3 Toy Story movies by saying they're about "growing up" when uhhhh I'm p sure that's just the 3rd one lol The first one is about toys working together, the 2nd is about weird greasy collectors not playing with toys, and the 3rd is about growing up.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 20/06/2026
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Programancer @programancer.com · 19/06/2026
Some leg shaving going on
Beast man and skeletor
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Programancer @programancer.com · 08/06/2026
Still a WIP so the shanty is a bit vacant at the moment, but I'm really pleased that my layer-based lighting system works for this. Final result will only darken the room at night. (Game is The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest)
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Programancer @programancer.com · 05/06/2026
That "certain group of people on the internet" when God of War Laufey was announced
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/05/2026
Thankfully, the game has way more New Game+ modes than I will probably have the luxury of playing, but they're a bit more than that. Each time you beat a NG+, you get a different kind of NG+. Some are randomized, some are mirrored, some you lose your equipment, etc etc.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/05/2026
The game rewards allowing you to just figure things out and experiment, but never restricts your ability to progress. For example, look at the pit in this video. The way I got across this gap is just one of a BUNCH of ways to do it, and that's just neat.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/05/2026
figure out what trinkets (or ability modifiers/equipment) are best for your playstyle. For example- you have some that let you move faster, some that let you walk on pits, some that let you get bullet time, etc etc. Everything clicks at this point and the game becomes great.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/05/2026
find that as you're exploring you are almost always funneled into where you want to go, and when you eventually buy the map for your little checkpoint hideout thing you can plan things out better. The game starts becoming very fun when you get your stats higher than 5 and you
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/05/2026
generators/dungeons in any order. This coupled with the fact that there is an impressively large number of daffy lads you meet in the world that need help only to turn into some freak that gives you a colon cleanse. But-
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/05/2026
It took me a while to realize entering an area and getting a short cutscene is how you know you're in a "dungeon", or "Spark Generator" region, and I mostly didn't think anything about that because one plays when you enter the main town of Ossex proper.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 27/05/2026
I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT MINA THE HOLLOWER. This is gonna be a lengthy 🧵 and may contain spoilers, though I'll try to keep it spoiler free. Right out the gate, I want to say I highly recommend this game. I did a 100% playthrough, which is rare for me. It's probably 8.5/10
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Programancer @programancer.com · 18/05/2026
EXACTLY
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Programancer @programancer.com · 16/05/2026
I got a SHITLOAD of puscifer stuff tonight lol way more than I expected.
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Programancer @programancer.com · 15/05/2026
Also real
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Programancer @programancer.com · 15/05/2026
He’s real
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Programancer @programancer.com · 15/05/2026
I don’t like this
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Programancer @programancer.com · 07/05/2026
HEY SO, I don't know if anyone cares about this or not, but I DO, so- There's a The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest shirt available at Retroware RIGHT NOW featuring art that Jorb doodled on a piece of sketchbook paper at the office (visit tradition) retroware.com/products/sim...
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Programancer @programancer.com · 06/05/2026
Just saw them a couple months back. GOOD STUFF
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Programancer @programancer.com · 05/05/2026
Where I went yesterday
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