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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head

@profmonkeyhead.bsky.social
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Timberwolves lifer, spectroscopist, semi-competent parent, perpetually visualizing preparations for my pickup basketball comeback

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 15h
Dynamite magazine cover with comic vampire and other monsters
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As long as we're DARKOing
DARKO graph showing Lebron James and Trey Lyles career trajectories approaching a similar level in the present
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Being a reliable 3 pt shooter his all-NBA year opened up a lot of other stuff. Also, those Knicks didn't have many offensive options.
Julius Randle career stats with 41.1% 3pt% in 2020-21 circled
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Waited too long to put him in
Box score showing Jaylen Clark +13
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Thinking about my next tattoo
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm watching at the beach. 70 in SF
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Edited for brevity
A statement from Tom -- 1/26/26 failed"
--Congressman Tom Suozzi (NY-3)
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Gray tabby catWhite and gray cat sleeping
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Hilton is ready for him
Couch with plastic cover
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's weird that we abandon perfect solutions just because we didn't want to be made fun of in middle school
Kid with mittens hanging from a string
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Anthony Edwards telling Charles Barkley to "bring ya ass" to Minnesota
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Don't see this very often here in the city
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Wolves back
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Pregame
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
ANT-ifa
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Cleopatra 2525
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Rumor has it, all the drama in Miami started when Jimmy refused to eat the fart
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