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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Now that Spiderman has dealt with the Nazi, maybe he can help out with our serial killer problem

Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My generation on social media is kind of annoying. Ooooh, gen-X is so bad-ass. We played outside a lot and drank treated municipal water from a hose. Meanwhile, our kids have it soooo easy growing up in an Octavia Butler novel.

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

NMR job at U of MN hr.myu.umn.edu/jobs/ext/375...

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Advertising instrumentation as not requiring an expert on staff leads to disgruntled customers when they have a week of downtime and a $5000 service call for a loose cable. It also alienates your most vocal proponents for purchasing new instruments.

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Eddie Vedder? This game needs Sir Mix-a-Lot

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I feel badly for the NBA HQ guy who has to maintain the master pick swaps spreadsheet

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The random dude walking down the street who saw the Wolves sticker on my bike helmet was fired up about the trade, so I am too. #Community

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Lamelo will do for Beringer what Marbury did for Dean Garrett

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I'm happy for Donte that my joke only had a 4-hour shelf life

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

What is the parentally appropriate way to tell your adult (but still teenage) kid that things would be a lot easier for both of us if he just got better at covering his tracks?

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

So tired of reading LLM-generated emails. Can one of these dork factories please optimize their AI for brevity?

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live The Jayhawks Koo Koo (kangaroo) Bob Mould Bob Dylan Psychadelic Furs Public Enemy Moon Hooch The Flaming Lips Digital Underground Suicide Commandos

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

It's nice to see Caruso do this to another team

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Somebody's going to need to dust off Flip's long-2 playbook to beat the Spurs

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Shout-out to NAW for not wearing the blue shirt.

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Getting out-hustled for a rebound by Harrison Barnes would be an appropriate way to end the Julius Randle era

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Better make shots. Wolves not getting another call this game

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Feeling pretty good right now about the years I've spent procrastinating putting my course on Canvas

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Wolves guards need to be more disciplined using screens. They're going too early and leaving too much space for the defenders to get through

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

How come nobody's talking about the J-Mac factor?

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Knicks vs. Sixers - soooo much walking. (not traveling, just how these guys move around the court)

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I had to roll that first sentence around in my head a few times before I realized she wasn't some special badger that works for the fire department or something.

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I think the stuff Jaden said has become pretty overblown at this point. It wasn't some kind of epic shit-talking. He was just reciting the game plan.

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So are you allowed to hit all French players in the face or is it just Gobert? I feel like it's important to find out for the next series

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I need Bluesky to display stats on how many typos I actually correct before posting so the ones I leave in seem smaller as a percentage

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

The good news for the Timberwolves is that the Denver players needed that last game for pride. Now they can go back to the original goal of getting their coach fired

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Everybody's too sped up right now. Play fast, but don't hurry

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Finch treats challenges like Connelly treats draft picks

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Tonight will be the Jaylen Clark game the prophets spoke of

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The only thing that could make Jaden McDaniels and Ayo Dosunmu more beloved in Minnesota right now is if they showed up for next games warmups with "Fuck Ice" T-shirts on

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The thing that Star Wars missed is that having a Sith lord on your team is super fun #JadenMcdaniels

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Jaden has utter contempt for players who don't go until the buzzer

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Where is Ayo Dosunmu in the presidential order of succession?

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Seriously illegal streamers. Get your shit together

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Professor Monkey-for-a-Head @profmonkeyhead.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

If Rudy adds a legit sky hook to his game, he could play 8 more years.

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