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Dr. Kal Kairo

@profkairo.bsky.social
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31 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️‍⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer

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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
portal 2 would be on my list as well but there were already so many others on there. it'd probably be #10 and yes i know i personally developed one of these games but for this i figure that's fair game since that *is* a really good way to get to know me
Outer Wilds, Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward, Myst, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!, Marble Blast Gold, Crypt of the NecroDancer, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, Filtration
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
like. how else do you interpret this???
"We were really interested in joining their all-female group"
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i mean
a picture comparing a box of Progynova (estrogenic drug) and a Debian installation box. the designs are nearly identical
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
no fucking way dude, i was trying to flirt with my hypnosub gf by making her pretend to be an LLM and i got an actual LLM feature shoved in my face
me typing a fake "AI prompt" as part of flirting with my girlfriend: "Good job! Only one problem--those weren't all..." above this, the app trying to advertise that i can "Rewrite, translate and correct your text using AI."
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A diagram showing a pumpkin-headed plushie in a vacuum-sealed package. After 48 hours it returns to its original plumpness
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
QTP with a blue-haired girl
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
speech bubble implying this post was made by Theo (Celeste)
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
let's do this. why the fuck not
a writer ask game! one like, one answer! questions will be reproduced in replies, don't let me forget
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
enbies ...
Famous anime enby Najimi Osana, blushing
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The term genderfluid can be used as a specific identity in itself or as a descriptive term. They are generally considered under the non-binary and transgender umbrellas, but not all genderfluid individuals identify with those terms.
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
lmao i tried it and i just got my actual age
Mental Age Test X poomang
Mental Age: 30
"Not mature, just really tired"
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
fun fact: some gastropods have both sets of genitals and mate by sticking their dicks in each other simultaneously
Anakin Skywalker asks "is it possible to learn this power?"
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i'm drunk, fuck it
Vore Meme 1 Like = 1 Answer 
1. Are you a Predator, Prey, or Other? 2. Do you prefer Digestion? Endo? Other? 3. What's your favorite kind of vore? 4. Any preferred species of preds? 5. Any preferred shapes or sizes of preds? 6. Any preferred species of prey? 7. Any preferred shapes or sizes of prey? R. How long have you been In the vore community? 9. What kind of personality do you prefer in preds? 10. How long do you prefer prey to stay in the pred? 11. What do you think about burps in vore? 12. Where is your favorite place to hold prey within the pred? 13. Prey: headfirst, or feet first? 14. Do you like prey willing or unwilling? 15. Do you like bulges in vore art? Do you prefer them rounded or detailed? 16. Favorite vore artist? 17. What's your favorite aspect about vore? 18. Do you have any early vorish memories of things that got you into vore? 19. What's your favorite part of a vore scenario? 20. What sort of vorish media do you prefer? Art? Animations? Writing? Etc? 21. Any other kinks you like mixed in with vore? 22. Are there any unusual kinds of vore that you like? 23. How important are sounds to you when It comes to vore? 24. Do you prefer your maws drooly or not? 25. What kinds of vore do you want to see more of? 26. What is your ABSOLUTE FAVORITE thing about vore? 
Feel Free to share!
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
done
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
oh, you thought i meant the androgynous elf boi? no, i mean Sera's pet cat, whose name is also Link
Link the cat
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
he's transitioning because Link cracked his egg after going back to the past. this has probably caused a scandal at the castle due to Hyrule's reliance on the concept of Princess Zelda as a cultural touchstone, which is why Link went on vacation looking for Navi in the forest
YouTube video thumbnail: Where is she? Why is Zelda not in Majora's Mask?
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
lizard girl domme
Akemi from No Sleep For Kaname Date
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
all right you gay-ass fuckers, name a number and i'll answer it. if you say 20 or 21 i'm making up a question and giving you the answer but i won't say what the question was ;3
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? 2. Are you loud, outgoing, or shy? 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? 4. Are you easy to get along with? 5. Have you ever given up on someone, but then gone back to him or her? 6. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? 7. Do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now? 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 11. What does your most recent text say? 12. Do you like big crowds of people? 13. Do you believe in luck and miracles? 14. What good thing happened this summer? 15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 16. Do you think there is life on other planets? 17. Do you still talk to your first crush? 18. Do you like bubble baths? 19. Do you like your neighbors? 22. What are your bad habits? 23. Where would you like to travel? 
24. Do you have trust issues? 25. Favourite part of your daily routine? 26. What body part are you most uncomfortable with? 27. What do you do when you wake up? 28. Who are you most comfortable around? 29. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up? 30. Do you ever want to get married? 31. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail? 32. Do you play sports? 33. Would you rather live without TV or music? 34. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? 35. What are your favourite stores to shop in? 36. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? 37. If you're being extremely quiet, what does it mean? 38. Do you smile at strangers? 39. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? 40. Do you want a roommate? 41. What are you paranoid about? 42. What was the meanest thing somcone ever said to you? 43. The nicest thing? 44. What language do you want to learn?
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
would be the opposite of this
4chan greentext post:

>late at night
>craving a Wendy's burger
>not even hungry, I know I'll only take a few bites and throw the rest away
>I like the idea of eating a Wendy's burger, but not so much the reality of paying for something I won't eat
>decide to just picture the burger instead
>vividly picture platonic form of Wendy's burger
>it's perfect, they can't possibly fuck up the order because it's in my mind
>imagine eating the burger bite by bite
>I finish
>feel better, no more craving
What the fuck is wrong with me 

#capitalism 0 burger tulpa 1
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
That's not Dad ...
Write a horror story using only 3 words
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
wikipedia spitting facts about me
Wikipedia excerpt, with the second sentence highlighted:

The dish gained popularity during the rationing in World War II, but declined over the following decades. The "nose-to-tail eating" trend has resulted in greater demand for faggots in the 21st century; British supermarket chain Waitrose once again sold beef faggots from 2014.
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. i'm about to be hypnotized by a smooth-talking British man, this is fiiiiine
Tom Scott video thumbnail: "Five Things You Can't Do On British Television." The thumbnail shows him pretending to hypnotize the viewer, a spiral behind him
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
THEM! (1954) this defined the genre of monster movies. this movie walked so that Jaws could run. well, swim. but it's honestly a really well-aged movie. the adage that "in American cinema, radiation creates heroes; in Japanese cinema, it creates monsters" isn't true here, which is interesting
poster for Them! (1954)
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Chris Hansen peeks around the corner
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
and i immediately forgot about this lmao MEMORIES (1995) a weird little mix of shortish anime films. the first one is a wild trip that has some neat themes, the second one is hilariously silly, and the third one is basically a picture of a dystopia. they all made me think
poster for Memories (1995)
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i love wiktionary because they have the balls to do shit like this and it's legitimately helpful in documenting language
Noun. 
gock (plural gocks). 
(chiefly transgender slang, vulgar) The penis of a trans woman. 
Synonyms: ladystick, girldick, girlcock, princess wand, shenis; see also Thesaurus:trans woman's penis. 
Men's dicks just don't cut it for me anymore; I need some gock.
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
PRIMER (2004) this movie surprised me--i thought it would be even fuckier than it was but the first third of it was just Tech Entrepreneurship. that said i was satisfied with how fucky it eventually got. every time i watch a time travel movie i feel like the time travel works slightly differently
Primer (2004) movie poster
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
You are a:

Quiz Enjoyer Plus

Wonderful job, kitty! You made it through 30 questions and proved your devotion to my bullshit. 🙂

🏴‍☠️ Pirate 🐕 Dogspotter Extraordinaire 🍄 Fun Guy 🥔 Potato Powered 🥚 Egg 🌶️ Kinky 💯 1 👄 Neil Cicierega Fan 🥞 Breakfast Appreciator 👾 Creature :) 📫 Overflowing Inbox 🍦 Creamy Kitty
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
they're putting dating advice on my dad's baking sheets
baking sheet inscribed with "ALWAYS SUPPORT THE BOTTOM"
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you see this, share a redhead.
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
four-panel meme
first panel: hand of a drowning person. dyna: "fuck!!!! my head hurts from being 2 people!!!!"
second panel: limeo's hand approaches the drowning hand
third panel: limeo high-fives the drowning girl. "*our :)"
fourth panel: dyna drowns
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
the "BEWARE OF THE PIPELINE" meme. the characters are, from left to right:
she/her: Zelda from Skyward Sword, 2011
she/they: Zelda from Tears of the Kingdom, 2023
they/them: Tetra from The Wind Waker, 2002
he/they: Sheik from Ocarina of Time, 1998
he/him: a question mark
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i did the math. this mad lad @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social has spent almost 40% of the past two weeks playing brickadia. that includes sleep hours. that is 66 hours a week. that is two full-time jobs
Friends who have played Brickadia in the last 2 weeks: Lily, 132.5 hours, 837.1 hours total
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
fun fact: the reason i wear a t-shirt and jeans every day of my life is because i don't own this
the Froggy Set from Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
the way weird al has changed his appearance over the years just looks like a transition timeline
left: "Weird Al" Yankovic sometime in the 1980's, with a mustache and thick glasses. right: "Weird Al" Yankovic much more recently, clean-shaven and with longer hair
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
imo one of the best-executed ones is Blitz of the Seattle Seahawks. no idea if a furry did this but whoever did should go into fursuit-making anyway
Blitz, the mascot of the Seattle Seahawks, a hawk with a dark blue, light gray, and bright green color scheme
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Tokiko Shigure from AI: The Somnium Files - nirvanA Initiative
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
i see we enlightened ones know the superior way to OOP
excerpt of the bar graph from the linked survey. Java is more common among cishet programmers, but C# is more common among queer programmers
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
if you see this quote with a game that released the year you were born ugh i have to play this one i've heard it's peak!
Chrono Trigger box art
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
counterpoint
Sigma from Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
power bottoming as a plural system be like
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
sort of, yeah! i'm a kiri, a custom species that's essentially a cat/frog hybrid. ref sheet by @capricefrenata.bsky.social
the reference sheet for my fursona, Kalama Kairo, a blue cat-frog alien with webbed paws, gills, a cat muzzle, and a long tail with a rudder-like fin on the end. created by Caprice
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
okay but can we talk about how Flowey is vorny as fuck in this one part
I've been empty for so long ... It feels great to have a SOUL inside me again. Mmmm, I can feel them wriggling ... Awww, you're feeling left out, aren't you?
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Phi from Zero Escape making the neutral face mentioned in the original post (she is having a great time)
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
reposting with proper alt text
manga panel from Fullmetal Alchemist. Greed says "It's Pride." to Darius and Heinkel as they approach a forest. the background has been modified (by flufflecat on tumblr) to the Philadelphia variant of the queer pride flag
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
why do the bottoms of chalkboard erasers look like the flag of some fascist country
a chalk eraser. the bottom of it is five stripes, black, white, red, white, and black
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
stealing this from @nieveria.bsky.social
it says the following. it's two columns, and my phone's OCR didn't separate the columns properly, so you're gonna hear them out of order. really sorry, if you know a better way to OCR this from my phone let me know

GET TO KNOW ME

1 LIKE = 1 ANSWER
1. nickname
21. favorite animal
2. height
22. pet's name
3.eye clour
23. favorite color
4. hair colour
24. favorite flower
5. any siblings?
25. most important person
6. do you drink?
26. jealous type?
7. irl crush
27. biggest wish
8. relationship status
28. biggest fear
9. sexuality
29. favorite band
10. obsession
30. favorite song rn
11. favorite store
31. last person you texted
12. phobia
32. tattoos and piercings
13. cats or dogs
33. favorite dessert
14. girl croomf
34. what you love about yourself
15. boy croomf
35. what you hate about yourself
16. ideal date
36. someone you miss
17. scars
37. where would you like to live
18. bestfriends
38. your lucky number/s
19. last time you cried
39. places you'd like to visit
20. do you give second chances
40. day or night
vo9utao
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
a Killer Bush from Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
AMPED: FREESTYLE SNOWBOARDING (Xbox, 2001) behold, one of the primary reasons i'm happy OG Xbox emulation is finally off the ground! another extreme sports game i like. the tricks are just so satisfying to pull off. recently grinded my way to a 1,000,000-point run
cover art of Amped: Freestyle Snowboarding
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Dr. Kal Kairo @profkairo.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
is it cheating if i'm already pretty sure this one will hit the whole top row
Wolf O'Donnell from Star Fox
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