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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 6h
bathe in kerosene, their words tattooed in his veins
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 7h
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 7h
His backstory is never truly elaborated on even in the TV series so my headcanon is fucking insane and involves cool zombies
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 7h
Gubba
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 12h
sometimes goodbye is a second chaaaaaaaance
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 12h
i feel like part of the fact i like jumba so much is because he was changed from being a bounty hunter to a scientist so late in development you can kinda tell from his design , n him being a scientist with the same narrative has a lot more interesting implications for his life
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 12h
if i was a fictional character the most annoying people you know would argue about my gender and whether or not its ethical to be attracted to me
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 12h
The gleeble glorp. The greys
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 12h
janba!
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 12h
PLEAKLEY
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 12h
lalalalala
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al @apehole.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 14h
I don't really like this. Could you please kill it?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the mlpfim series finale should have been princess celestia walking past every single character and sending them to the rapture
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
having an interest for once thats relatively popular has been making me think how nutty the mlp fandom was again you have like, these charcters on merch and shit but you cant find much buzz about them online, meanwhile theres like . 700 aus and 70000 fans for Background Horse #45 who was 100% mute
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
food.........water..........slapping my dogs tummy cuz he loves it...............
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fruit Baby
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jamba an suttichii
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
david seems like the type of guy who'd be attracted to pokemon
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crash bandicoot warped
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw someone compared bowser x luigi to jumba x pleakley and i got so mad i started to rampage across the city causing countless casualties and more importantly, hundreds of thousands in property description
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IM STILL MAD ABOUT MY UGLY ASS CUPCAKES.
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wish i was jumba and my wife was pleakley so we could be fucking bums and meet lilo and not do snytjing to help raise or nurture her and and and i wouldnt have to have a guilty conscious about this ugly ass cupcakes i made
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bakes worst cupcakes ever. asked to leave the planet
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHY DID CHIITAN LIKE THIS POST I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE REAL LIKE THAT
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think most jumba x pleakley stuff has pleakley realize she has feelings first which i think is strange because pleakley seems like she would be completely un-self-aware that she is queer until someone explicitly brings it up to her face. meanwhile jumba canonically represses his emotions
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jontron and arin hanson circa 2012❤️
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gyaru pleakley *rubs chin ponderingly*
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instead of forcing nani to fit the mother figure in the tv series it should have been pleakey!!!!!!!!!!;;;;!! in t jsi essay i will
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rolling Pleakley around in my fingers like a pen
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think its really funny that all the fanart of seen of the live action movie was just jumba and pleakley
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everyday i wake up one my first thoughts is "i want to cuddle with my wife" (who is pleakley)
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
This is such a powerful image
Front of a Simpsons arcade cabinet. Marge Simpson is wearing a neutral smile next to a red button labeled "ATTACK"
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dirty mit
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you dont mark your nsfw with the nsfw filter im coming to your house and confiscating everything you own
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOW DID ALL THIS POOP GET IN MY BUTT!?!?!?! SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
coming for you!!!!!!!!
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pleakley: yknow, when i first saw you, i never thought we'd be holding hands! :) nani: when i first saw you i wanted you dead
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i think i paid 5 dollars for green tea at panera im going to (remembers i shouldnt joke about suicide lest my account gets nuked from this site) umm. erm. Nevermind!
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lilo: Dad said 'ohana means family! Nani: *closes door in silence* Stitch: yoooo that phrase goes kinda hard you should put it on a t-shirt and sell it
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AUUUU
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
finally retrieving this creature from the back of my dusty ass closet and putting it in my ear
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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🖌️🐢 @professorratigan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
grim an billy
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