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Professor Piper

@professorpiper.bsky.social
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I make funny noises with my mouth I collect old video games and technology He/Him 23

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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I love when she sucks it a little bit meanly. When she sucks it and she's a little bit mad at me.
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finally tried cumming today, was alright. I understand the hype I guess.
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nintendo hunting down and killing every single F-Zero fan as a sacrifice so they can make the exact same Star Fox game 5 times but this time make it really fucking ugly.
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
how single mfs be spending valentines day #SonicTheHedgehog #racingcrossworlds #sonicracing
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Thinking I might cum today, I've been putting it off.
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BenignBeezlebub @benignbeezlebub.com · 23/11/2025
Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
@sexyuncledave.bsky.social I just got my shirt in the mail and I think you signed it! You also sent some stickers on accident but I'm not giving those back to you because the shirt smelled like cat piss right out of the bag. It'll wash out though, thanks anyway.
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Asking my pretty waitress to spit in my food
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When I die, I want to be buried with an army of bodacious terracotta babes to accompany me in the afterlife
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I've been playing Sonic Adventure 2 for most of my life, I finally finally did it this time. #SonictheHedgehog
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
That's ridiculous. I've never made a bomb threat, let alone an anonymous one.
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SpookyLightning @robbiejobobby.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Felt inspired
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Seriously contemplating dying my hair like pure silver so no one can see my fucking dandruff.
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tucker @tuckeryart.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I've been writing the script a little bit more each day. I've never been more confident that this is actually something that I'm going to complete and be proud of. I've never done a project like this before, certainly nothing on this scale. Very exciting to see everything come together the way it is
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I was tired of getting microplastics in my food from my old cutting board, so I've taken to cutting my food on my hands and wrists instead. You'll find it's much safer.
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Valentina Pinto @valepintocolorist.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Last two days to help this lady! Please 🥺 Share it's too much appreciated! www.paypal.com/pools/c/9bLv...
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Jerkin' hard or hardly Jerkin'
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Fucking hate plimbo. Freeloading prick.
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Tyler McVicker @tylermcvicker.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I got a care package from Prop Fortress today.... Dreams do come true...
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My woke little DEI cat
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Ch ch ch Chia :)
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I can do a kickflip
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Coronal Mass Ejaculation
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supper @djgraycomic.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Finally got the OK to share the rest of the emoji I made for SEGA. Here are the new ones, along with all 114 of them.
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Ian!!! @thefantastician.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The team up of the century: Garnet Steven Universe and Knuckles the Echidna
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"So, where to?"
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My Time Piece
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Maybe these kids aren't so bad
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Bracardi Curry! @dreddstar.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
My cover for IDW Sonic 69!
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suitNtie22 -> Keyboard Warrior Available Now! @suitntie22.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I worked on the Sonic 3 End credits. I did the character modeling and animation work ALL WORK IS OWNED BY PARAMOUNT, SEGA, AND PICTUREMILL a Thread 🧵 #SonicMovie3 #lowpoly
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
What do you think wumpa fruit tastes like
Wumpa FruitWumpa Whip
presumably some kind of Crash Bandicoot universe equivalent to Dole Whip
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ugh more hot and horny sluts...😒
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I'm gonna fucking uhh
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2025
Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc. theonion.com/middle-...
Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.
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Gematsu @gematsu.com · 09/01/2025
PowerWash Simulator DLC ‘Wallace & Gromit Special Pack’ announced Publisher Square Enix Collective and developer FuturLab have announced PowerWash Simulator downloadable content "Wallace & Gromit Special Pack." A release date was not announced.
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PowerWash Simulator DLC ‘Wallace & Gromit Special Pack’ announced
Publisher Square Enix Collective and developer FuturLab have announced PowerWash Simulator downloadable content "Wallace & Gromit Special Pack." A release date was not announced.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
once it has been exported, there is no way to revert a dog back into a nintendog
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Thomas @thomasrothlisberg.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog, and Ristar.  Ristar is using his stretching ability to match modern Sonic's new height.
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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The Australian VHS cover for the ‘Over The Hill Hero’ release of ‘Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog'. Not the best condition, but it’s all we got!
Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I am the owl.
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Professor Piper @professorpiper.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I vandalized the lunch menu in the cafeteria of the school I work at
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Morons
Corvo and Leo on my piano staring at me like idiots
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spacedawg @spacedawgspace.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
“What is Silver the Hedgehog to you?”
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Tracy Yardley! @NYCC Artist Alley A-07 @yardleyart.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Two Sonic collection covers by yours truly. The slipcover case collection is already available and the “On the Go” collection coming in September
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/01/2025
Cousin’s Husband Says First Word theonion.com/cousins-husb...
Cousin’s Husband Says First Word
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