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The Lost Paladin

@paladinlost.bsky.social
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A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".

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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the good things about being Dave Rubin and Seth Dillon is that neither of them have really ever had an audience to lose.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me as an insomniac watching European Professional Curling at 3 AM EST, calling my other insomniac friend after a particularly good curl(?)
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you get the version with the extra fuzzy seats in chocolate brown, that's Da Chewy.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time I see a clip from current ICW, JCW, or GCW, I find myself channeling my innter Jim Cornette - talking about "bullshit outlaw mudshows". Wrestling organization ethos shouldn't be "what if we did ECW and Japanese Deathmatches, but without the skill or ethics of either". They can fuck off.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly, I think he should take a victory lap. One because he could the running and two because in six years of being President, this is clearly his greatest accomplishment.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love the Irish. Not an ounce of chill. They immediately came out and were like "fuck this guy" - he's been leeching off of Ireland for years, even though he's about as Irish as Queen Victoria's dick.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's delightful that Spanberger turned out to be a woman of convictions. A lot of people were really worried about her ex-FBI creds, but she's been everything she said she was. They're going to have a hard time getting her out of that seat if she doesn't leave for higher office.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting four angels each table rotation is nasty business.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I appreciate how Ben does such a good job of exposing just how douchey people are by being a genuinely decent person. Obviously, Kraft isn't going to donate to Palestine. He literally pays the IDF to bomb them, but this will raise questions that Robert Kraft does not want to answer.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We bitched and moaned and bitched when the Republicans moved former executives into regulatory positions. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @housedemocrats.bsky.social are doing the same thing - creating an industry regulatory group who have no interest in regulating the industry. Fuck them.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't wait to not listen to Nick Fuentes's cover of "Shape of You".
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss having the NFL locally, but one of the delightful benefits is that I don't have to deal with an owner that almost certainly would have been complicit with Kraft's censorship of Macklemore. But since I've always felt the Patriots cheated in the 03 Superbowl, I've hated Kraft for years.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Could you imagine if the thing that really moves the needle, forces the US to pressure Bibi to step down (and go to jail) and brings the UN into Palestine to forge a solution is a washed white rapper from the early 2000s getting kicked off one of the most boring tours of the summer?
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran isn't apolitical, he's aconsequences. He stopped supporting Macklemore the instant it cost him something to do so. In its head he's saying look at all the staff that would have lost their jobs, but he easily could have paid them himself. He's as inauthentic as his music is.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was just thinking that Selesnya Lifegain really had issues with mana generation. I swear, I'm going to sit down at a table, pull out Trelaserra and wake up face down in the LGS parking lot.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Didn't somebody glaze him like yesterday or maybe the day before about how energetic he is as a president?
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Q1: How do I get on the list? Q2: How do I get the list and the people coming up with it eliminated?
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I liked Hunter for like 15 seconds. That expired quickly though.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@newyorker.com's article is dumb. Like really dumb. And what it misses is that one of the things political campaigns have figured out is that it's very easy to sell the abstract. It's easy to sell "get rid of the immigrants" until you start caging them and ripping them away. Reality is hard.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As utterly shit as this is - isn't not threatening. Green Lantern rings respond to creativity and willpower. Trump has neither.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just found out that Andy Williams, the lead singer of Every Time I Die and AEW Wrestler The Butcher passed away after a medical incident at an indie wrestling show. He was only 48. My deepest condolences to his family, friends, and bandmates. That sucks to hear.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sounds like context here. Those ancient history maps were created in 2022 and were used in 2024. The legislature gerrymandered it in violation of the Missouri constitution in 2025 and have slow walked both the legal and petition processes in order to make this too late argument.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Threatening the Federal reserve Bank with 100% tariffs on literally the rest of the world is a bit adventurous.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He knows that this will be the response to his death.
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Anyway - Top Gear
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Anyway - Top Gear
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Racial intelligence is both dumb and debunked, but even if it wasn't, any reasonable historical study of African colonialism and exploitation has to conclude with some effects. Staring at hundreds of years of it going - "this did nothing" or "it's mystical injustice" is really fucking stupid.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There's a comedy in this, but also the genuinely awful quality that somebody's freedom was contingent on placating the demonically animated wax figurine that is Laura Loomer.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The thing to understand is this is not unique. Every AI data center is in a race. You have lots of companies fighting for a piece where AT MOST two companies get to live. If Deepseek or OpenAI lose, they're dead. Microsoft is crippling it's traditional business to pay for AI as well. They all cheat.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Let's play this in sequence. Trump fucks up the nuclear deal because he hates the Dems. We attack Iran because they're enriching above the limit they no longer have. Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz. Oil prices skyrocket. We steal Venezuela's oil reserves. What the fuck is wrong with us?
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So we're fucking looting. This isn't war reparations - Venezuela has only been broken by us. We invaded a country, took their leader, will hold him in prison for over a year with little more than arraignment and now we're stealing their oil reserves. This is just Colonialism 2.0. Fuck you, DJT.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm of Irish descent, and I'm very proud of it - I love Irish Music, food, culture. I speak a tiny amount of Gaelic. I love Ireland. However, I've known for years that there were real problems with child abuse in Ireland. Sinead O'Connor was a thousand percent right. I've read the Ryan report(cont)
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The only bright spot around the hellhole of the tragedy of Jason Arday is that this scumbag's career as a scholar is done. Even US conservative trash universities won't touch scientific racism.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are two Santas inside us, and both of them fucking suck.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I feel like there's two options here: 1. Brian's full of shit. Which wouldn't be uncommon for him. 2. Brian's a transphobe and has opinions about Nyla Rose. This would also not be surprising for him.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The obsession with NeverTrump Neocon and Obama/Clinton neolibs with tone policing borders on insanity. It genuinely seems like they'd be okay with every Trump policy as long as he was civil and polite about his fascism. I can see many of these people supporting JD Vance.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
-Accused Joe Biden of Pedophilia. -Accused Kamala Harris of sleeping her way upward. -Defended Kristi Noem for fucking Corey Lewandowski -Was brutally offended about Trump/Loomer allegations -Is brutally offended about this now. What a fucking hypocrite. Lazy, lazy, lazy.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do you read a story like this and not think that he's fucking her. I've seen "sexy AIs" with more self-control.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That's just WAY too many leches.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good job, Tim. As a Scout, Boundary Waters was one of the most fun scouting trips I ever took.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't really talk about anime much, because I don't spend a lot of time watching it, but I happened to catch Ep 1 of "The Exiled Heavy Knight Knows How to Game the System" This is by far one of the worst looking anime ever made. I don't know much about GoHands, but fuck is this hard to watch.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A United Airlines 737-800:flying from NY to LA, with two busted lavatories, a bunch of conservative Karen's who won't stop bitching about how much they don't want to go to California, and Mrs. Stevens third-grade class.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hopefully the party has the temerity to stick by the messaging that abolishing ice is not abolishing border protection it's simply the understanding that ice is far too corrupt and broken to do the job correctly and that bringing it under CBP or the FBI for accountability is a better solution.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The odd part of this was the need to call it out - it's well-known that the WH Press Office is perfectly fine doing things off the record or as an "anonymous source", especially if they expect a quid pro quo. That's not true for just Leavitt - it's long understood that's how DC works.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce Yourself As What Almost Killed You: Hi, I'm myocarditis, which had nothing to do with a vaccine and everything to do with ignoring every bodily sign as I felt progressively worse and more tired every day because we were busy and being 'useful' was far too critical to my self-worth.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Are we sure about the body being human? Most humans aren't 83 percent neck.
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himham @himham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah he's completely wrong here.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No it wouldn't. We literally have proof. Do you have the short-term memory of a mosquito? AES was not nearly long enough ago to forget the media cycle. The thing progressives have to remember is that ad saturation has its limits, but money buys really good GOTV.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In the history of dumb wrestling decisions, Mike Santana going to NXT might be one of the dumbest. They immediately stripped him of his name for "Cruz Montana" - which sounds like it came from a "Miami Vice Drug Dealer Name Generator", and his debut got flattened a week later for Zilla Fatu.
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally, a way to get @kasifel.gay into sports!
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The Lost Paladin @paladinlost.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I knew Nick was a piece of shit (and the buffoon was a bit of a cover) but I didn't know how big a piece of shit. Turns out, he's a massive piece of shit.
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