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The Cars Yaoi Opossum I'm ProfessorBees or ProfessorBeesArt everywhere else My webcomics:🍓 tapas.io/series/MountainStrawberry 🥝 tapas.io/series/MyKiwiCrush Commissions: Open lemurart@ gmail com 🔞 F×k Al F×k 🧊 linktr.ee/profbees

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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy 250th, America, here's the first chapter of my #Cars #nsfw comic, XXXtra Toppings, where Lightning is a pizza delivery boy instead of a race car driver. 🧵
XXXtra Toppings, a Human Cars au where McQueen is a pizza delivery boy and his older regular customer is hungry for more than just pizza."Got A King Supreme and Everything On It Special going out to-"
"His house?" "Yeah." "Man." Lightning is a pizza delivery driver getting into his car where Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart is blaring on his stereo. He drives out to a house in the middle of nowhere where his regular customer, Doc, is waiting. McQueen skids to a halt right outside his porch. "Still got the busted CD player, slick?" "Yeah, it's fine, I like that song." As McQueen reads his total, Doc reaches over and slips 100 dollars in McQueen's chest pocket, before touching slipping his hand to touch Lightning's. McQueen short-circuts and leaves before clarifying if he wants his change. "OK GOTTA GO. THANKS FOR ORDERING RUSTY'S PIZZA!" The rear view mirror reveals Doc is still standing outside while the song belts out the chorus, "Turn around, Bright Eyes."
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
🔞 #nsfw "SPRING CLEANING" (Old art) #humancars
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if that one scene in #Dragonheart where the knight and dragon meet.. went in another direction?
cropped comic panel from Dragonheart fanart. Drago has Sir Bowen pinned to the ground by his huge claws and exclaims, "Well, well, well. Is this the knight's 'mighty sword' poking me or are you just happy to see me?"Sir Bowen scowling beneath the dragon's claws
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the hoes are gunna love this
dragon maw with long tongue licking a mushroom in the dark
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if that one scene in #Dragonheart where the knight and dragon meet.. went in another direction?
cropped comic panel from Dragonheart fanart. Drago has Sir Bowen pinned to the ground by his huge claws and exclaims, "Well, well, well. Is this the knight's 'mighty sword' poking me or are you just happy to see me?"Sir Bowen scowling beneath the dragon's claws
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am gunna be honest: I forgot to put my Little Shop of Horrors CD in my car thus, forgot all about Little Shop this September :'( At least I did finish one Seymorin WIP, and I can also knock out a Twilight dads NSFW WIP
cropped imaged of a Orin Scrivello DDS inside Mushnik's Floral Shoppe for whatever reason. Looks like he's needs a drink.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am gunna be honest: I forgot to put my Little Shop of Horrors CD in my car thus, forgot all about Little Shop this September :'( At least I did finish one Seymorin WIP, and I can also knock out a Twilight dads NSFW WIP
cropped imaged of a Orin Scrivello DDS inside Mushnik's Floral Shoppe for whatever reason. Looks like he's needs a drink.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Happy Lightning McQueen Day! (09/05) #nsfw #humancars
"You've been on top for so long. Have you ever been prayed upon, Mr. Hornet? It serves you right for provoking this rising star."
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's that? You said yes? www.patreon.com/professorbee...
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Sept 2026 NSFW : Young! Doc x Old McQueen - LIVE! On the Track | Professor Bees
Man I Love Age Swap Mean Small Top + Tall Gentle Bottom Cars
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'all want mean older McQueen?
cropped image of older McQueen with a shit eating grin
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doors open in 30 minutes, y'all please it just takes 5 minutes
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Expecting Raphael Cruz leaves Texas due to a little bit of rain
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed Similar events in cities across America Events which bore a striking resemblance To the ones you have just seen began occurring #lsoh #littleshopofhorrors #musical #toxicBL #seymorin
2023 art of my blorbos aka the florist and dentist from Little Shop of HorrorsThe one scene from Little Shop of Horrors where Orin tells Seymour to take his plant and leave town to make a profitThat one scene from Little Shop of Horrors where the dentist invites Seymour to the downtown diner.That one scene from Little Shop of Horrors where Orin is about to use the rusty old drill on poor Seymour.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
YCH + Hunted Elktaur YCH + Unicorn Centaur YCH + Crocokobold
Cropped image of YCH+ a trapped Elktaur NSFW wipCropped image of YCH+ a trapped Unicorn centaur NSFW wipCropped image of YCH+ a trapped Crocodile Kobold NSFW wip
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Pres. Pervert D. Hoover @foulharbor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i should be allowed to ask people if they're ashamed of their own ignorance like that one venture bros ep
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The maximum amount of tickets you can reserve is 4, but please internet, do your thing events.gop.com/events/midte...
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Midterm Rally in Oklahoma featuring President Donald J. Trump
Sign up for a ticket TODAY!
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I AM CALLING ALL on the Kpop stans / TikTok users / haters who coordinated that viral no-show prank for Donald Trump's June 2020 campaign rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma to please do it again for Durant.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Please commission me! I can draw funny little opossums (or any other little critter) 💲1️⃣0️⃣ or character art! NSFW Art is welcome too 😈 Share/repost this too while you're at it!!
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And now the Choctaw Event Center in Durant is hosting President Trump Oct 1st, but surprisingly, it's no where on their websites 🤔 Absolutely embarrassing of the Choctaw Nation to entertain this monster.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
#littleshopofhorrors toxic yaoi
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The #NSFW #littleshopofhorrors variants :^)
The dentist and the florist NSFW piece. The plant joins in too sometimes.NO VINES NSFW florist and dentist fanart from a very horny 80's musical. What if they fed the plant cum instead of blood?
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
My current open monster-lover NSFW YCH slots are: -Cowboy Centaur Blowjob -Orc Fondling -Alien Abduction -Anglerfish Mermaid Twink on the Beach -Dragon(s)layer -Hunting Elk Centaur -Centipede -Gryphon Interested? DM me for inquiries!
Cropped WIP Dragon(s)layer + YCH nsfw commission Cropped WIP Alien Abduction + YCH nsfw commission Cropped WIP Anglerfish Merman + YCH nsfw commission Cropped WIP Cowboy Centaur BJ + YCH nsfw commission
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huckleberry just tripped and Robby caught him.. that's definitely what is happening here...yes 👀
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My Kiwi Crush @mykiwicrush.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New page up! 🌿 Check out the latest My Kiwi Crush page on Tapas while you still can! tapas.io/episode/3999...
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Read My Kiwi Crush :: ch 5: page 19 | Tapas Community
Read My Kiwi Crush and more premium Romance Community series now on Tapas!
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My Kiwi Crush @mykiwicrush.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
My Kiwi Crush Chapter 1 #mykiwicrush #comic
My Kiwi Crush Chapter 1
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm feeling a somber yet optimistic melancholy I haven't felt from watching a movie in a long time wauw I love film
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
how am I just finding out they directed the music video for Turn Down For What - I LOVED THAT ABSURD MV
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm very late to this party, but I finally watched Everything, Everywhere, All At Once and omg I haven't cried / laughed at a film this hard / much since I guess the Daniels' last film, Swiss Army Man sooooo gooooooooood
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
General reminder, gang: @cartoonist.coop has multiple pages of tutorials on building your own site. Do not sign your productive output over to corporations who consider you acceptable collateral damage in their pursuit of profit. cartoonist.coop/resources/
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RESOURCES – CARTOONISTS UNITED
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Lackadaisy Tracy @lackadaisy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For comic makers affected by the Tapas shutdown--
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🌿Elaine Tipping🍃 @triaelf9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HEY WEBCOMIC READERS! I bring you a hot tip from the far past of ye olden time webcomic readings! Webcomic corps hate you too, and your reading library could vanish tomorrow (like Tapas will at some point this year) Build your own list! If ppl don't self host, bookmark where they DO post!
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
His First Win 1/2 #HumanCars
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
How Cars 2006 ended (non debatable)
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've never touched google gemini or whatever, but this was turned on. myactivity.google.com/product/gemini turn that shit off
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Chance Kubesh @itskoob.mov · 20/09/2026
In both high school and community college, art teachers/professors fought like hell trying to get me to stick with my fine art instead of chasing my dream of working in animation, and they ALWAYS put down my illustrative work. Shit like this brings back that old rage
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Say pal... *pulls out my toxic yaoi from inside my coat* Want some DentistXFlorist fanart? #littleshopofhorrors
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My handmade Caine puppet is for sale!! Features include 1 single cane, 2 wired arms, and 8 posable fingers. Anyone wants him, please feel free to reach out. He even comes with a Bubble ornament. 💲 3 0 0 u s d (shipping included)
My handmade Caine puppet is for sale!Back of caine puppet (the black sleeve to hide your arm)Bubble ornament included!You better fix my entire life, you little shit
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so stressed, my stomach hurts - maybe I'll write fanfic to keep my mind distracted for now
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
do not ask yourself whether or art is good instead ask is it sincere was it cathartic was it fun to make is it made by me and don’t forget to stay silly
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made banana bread to keep my hands busy as my mind and it came out pretty mid. Not too bad, but not groundbreaking.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
and my current daily source of my joy to be alive (the kitten my brother rescued) is under threat so I need more money to find a place to live who will let me keep having him around.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry I have been mia past few days I uh hate being alive/known/need more money, all the above
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
pspspspspspspsppspspspspsps 🐈 *me calling out to the 4 #Dragonheart old man x dragon yaoi shippers*
cropped drago x bowen from dragonheart preview
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GET IM #SPIDERMAN
digital illustration of a nazi troll hiding behind an American flag and a giant cross about to get his shit wrecked by our neighborhood friendly Spiderman
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
-Cobra man Hot Tub Just in time for the end of the year!!
YCH + Cobra man hot tub NSFW commission WIP
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
soon #thepitt #smut
Stress Relief : A Dennis x Robby The Pitt NSFW mini comic. By the artist who brought you CARS YAOI Mature readers ONLY
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
(Old) Rehydrated and Tenderized Ganondorf beef 🍖
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy #YaoiDay to those to celebrate! Be sure to calibrate your cars! #Cars #nsfw #lightningmcqueen #dochudson #comic
Doc Hudson licks McQueen's armpit, causing him to shiver in anticipation. "Doc! Not there, it's dirty!" Doc pulls back smugly. Like that has ever stopped him before. He'd indulge in his dirt boy anytime anywhere.
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