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The Cars Yaoi Opossum I'm ProfessorBees or ProfessorBeesArt everywhere else My webcomics:🍓 tapas.io/series/MountainStrawberry 🥝 tapas.io/series/MyKiwiCrush Commissions: Open lemurart@ gmail com 🔞 F×k Al F×k 🧊 linktr.ee/profbees

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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 5h
Full art of my minotaur OC, Shawn is now available!
cropped art  of my minotaur character, Shawn
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A piece for a zine I applied for: The art had to be based on an existing photo from a trail camera, so this was the first opossum piece I latched onto lol
art of a trail camera capturing a heartwarming moment between an opossum and a deerRecently, a trail camera captured a heartwarming moment between an opossum and a deer.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Which is more funny way for my sock puppet guy to eat a corn dog? A or B?
Bouba my sock puppet character is presented with a comically large corn dog. Which way is more funny? For it to get stuck in his mouth and he look like a weird hammerhead shark or his throat?
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the hoes are gunna love this
dragon maw with long tongue licking a mushroom in the dark
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if that one scene in #Dragonheart where the knight and dragon meet.. went in another direction?
cropped comic panel from Dragonheart fanart. Drago has Sir Bowen pinned to the ground by his huge claws and exclaims, "Well, well, well. Is this the knight's 'mighty sword' poking me or are you just happy to see me?"Sir Bowen scowling beneath the dragon's claws
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am gunna be honest: I forgot to put my Little Shop of Horrors CD in my car thus, forgot all about Little Shop this September :'( At least I did finish one Seymorin WIP, and I can also knock out a Twilight dads NSFW WIP
cropped imaged of a Orin Scrivello DDS inside Mushnik's Floral Shoppe for whatever reason. Looks like he's needs a drink.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'all want mean older McQueen?
cropped image of older McQueen with a shit eating grin
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huckleberry just tripped and Robby caught him.. that's definitely what is happening here...yes 👀
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This may be obvious, but I'm curious
what fictional characters do you associate with me, Professor Bees
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
HAPPY LIGHTNING MCQUEEN DAY #CARS #lightningmcqueen #dochudson (09/05)
tender doc and lightning kissing in his garagedoc and lightning sharing spit in his garagecropped NSFW Cars in which Lightning takes care of his mentor
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
here you go
scorch dragon beanie babie smut
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Ber months started and instantly cured my art block 😔😂💥💀
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@tokyopop.bsky.social I pre-ordered Bride of Ignatz back in February, which was supposed to release in April. I reached out in June and got an update that the label was printed in July. September just started and my mood is starting to sour. Any update on this or how to cancel this order?
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
alt text idk
alternate COYOTE VS. ACME fanart movie poster
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just got out of the Looney Tunes mpreg movie EVERYONE GO SEE WHAT WB TRIED TO HIDE FROM YOU!!!
COYOTE VS. ACME fanart poster
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GET IM #SPIDERMAN
digital illustration of a nazi troll hiding behind an American flag and a giant cross about to get his shit wrecked by our neighborhood friendly Spiderman
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
handsssssss
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fat! Huckleberry alert!
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
beautiful
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
just a heads up it's gunna focus all around M)Y favorite beanie babie, Scorch. (give me m0ney if you want anyone else)
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my hand slipped in the cool whip here we goooooo
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
chat, I've never made jam before
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They also had button makers and card protector decoration tables I LOVE YAOI ART DAY
handmade Ao3 buttons that read "Ask Me About mt Ao3 tags: Cars Yaoi and DocLight"Tympole card decorated with tape and stickers and holographic printed sleeveTympole card decorated with tape and stickers and holographic printed sleeve part 2, slightly different angle
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good thing my brother found Brigand right before black cat appreciation day today
there's a black cat in here somewheresomething something french girl
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Buying old tees to make my own Pokemon merch cuz NONE of the collabs I'm seeing for 30th anniversary are catching my eye.
Seismitoad face made from fabric sewn onto a shirtwhite tee with shiny gyarados embroidered on chestclose up of shiny gyarados embroidery
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
drawing of my buildabearpede
pink cuddle build a bear centipede drawing
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy #YaoiDay to those to celebrate! Be sure to calibrate your cars! #Cars #nsfw #lightningmcqueen #dochudson #comic
Doc Hudson licks McQueen's armpit, causing him to shiver in anticipation. "Doc! Not there, it's dirty!" Doc pulls back smugly. Like that has ever stopped him before. He'd indulge in his dirt boy anytime anywhere.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
pspspspspspspsppspspspspsps 🐈 *me calling out to the 4 #Dragonheart old man x dragon yaoi shippers*
cropped drago x bowen from dragonheart preview
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR MEET AND GREET?????? JK I DID IT MYSELF, I LOVE MONEY
photo of my signed Ted Cruz + Greg Abbott mpreg art
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is this a scam to stealing my fanfic that I toiled and typed soley for days on end??? wtf is this (0% of it is written by AI)
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Lord forbid he runs into people in public. #comic
text reads: some men just want to be lonely, as an opossum is shopping in a bookstoreI was standing in an aisle when a man walked behind me, muttering something aimed at me. I don't remember exactly what he said, but I acknowledged his presence and thought, that's that. A turtle walks past the opossum, mumbling out loud he's getting something in the same aisle. "Alright." says the opossum."Don't need you to say 'alright.'" The turtle said.Then the turtle and opossum stood side by side in the manga aisle in silence.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
:3
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cracker Barrel got their Halloween decorations for sale. Got me these demon opossum salt shakers
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Made another one because 🖕🏻Al
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
page 6-9 (END of Chapter 1)
Doc and Lightning are now making out on the bed. They pull away from each other so Doc can command this young thing "Take off your clothes." 
"Can't say I'm surprised learning how much of a pervert you really are." Lightning remarks. 
"I can't take all the credit. You agreed to stay." Doc replies as he kisses down the back of McQueen's neck and back. "Touché." Lightning moans back while grinding up against Doc's lap. "You keep making those beautiful noises, kitten.. And I won't last very long. Then you won't be rewarded as much."McQueen's patience is waning as Doc kisses down to his ass. "Make up your mind, grandpa. You want me loud or not?" Doc grips the young man's muscular thigh. "Oh the mouth on you, boy." Doc flips McQueen onto his back. "It drives me crazy." Doc unzips his pants. "Now it's time to put it to work." McQueen watches in awe as Doc's heavy cock falls from the hold of his underwear and pants. Doc undoes his shirt and tie, "You look surprised to see me." he smugly comments.Doc's hand drags into McQueen's hair "Seems like my kitten's tongue got stuck." He pulls the young blonde's closer to the tip. "Lick it." McQueen's hand firmly grasps around the base as he eagerly wraps his wet mouth around the tip. Doc seems impressed, "Someone knows what they're doing, huh?" McQueen takes more down his throat as Doc praises him as he reaches the base "Good boy... Such a good boy. There you go." as he holds him there for a few seconds before gripping his hair suddenly.Lightning adds his hand back into the line up as he starts bobbing on Doc's monster of a dick. "Where did you learn a sexy trick like that?"
Lightning blinks with Doc's dick still in his mouth. "Oh uh, I never.. done any of this before.. I'm only repeating what I saw from online.." Doc holds McQueen's head steady and still quietly before pulling him off. "You damn punk..." as McQueen's lips audibly pop. "There's no way.." Doc roughly shoves McQueen's face into his armpit as punishment. ".. this is your first time."
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
page 4-6
Doc pulls out something from his pocket. "I'm sure you didn't know but...I was a pretty popular model back in the day." He reveals it's a photo and hands it to McQueen. The young man is shocked he recognizes the young man in the picture. "Just modeled, huh?" He has a flashback to last night where he watched many videos of a younger Doc Hudson under the alias "Dick Hungsin" taking young men to pound town. "Oh I see... I take it you're a fan of my other work?" McQueen is frozen stiff and he realizes he said that last thing out loud. "Well, Old fellas aren;t exactly on the market in this small town.. But if you're interested in my proposal, you'd be compensated most handsomely." McQueen's heart is racing.Doc awaits any answer but McQueen is speechless. "Listen, this only works if I have your participation." Lightning's song is blaring in his ears as Doc's hands travel from his jaw to the side of his head and hair. "Whaddya say, slick?" Their lips are drawn together, as McQueen's eyes close. "Yes." "I appreciate your input."
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Later that night, McQueen visits an adult video site and types in "old man young man" in the search bar. He spends all night reviewing results, starting with a empty trash bin, and ending the night with a full can of used tissues. He peers over and notices Doc included his phone number as well as the 100dollars. "There's no way... I'm considering this."
Scene now switches to Doc Hudson early that morning. He's outside his garden watering his plants when his phone rings. "You're up awfully early, Bonnie Tyler." "UGH! Even the way you answer the phone is somehow annoying AND boring." 
"Hello to you too. Are you off tonight?"
"NO! I got plans anyway! You hear me old man? Whatever you're planning, I'm NOT interested!"
"Alright. If you say so. There may be new tires involved. Unless Rusty's is especially kind to their best delivery boy."Total Eclipse of the Heart plays on loop as McQueen finds his way to Doc's place again the following night. "If it ain't the great Bonnie Tyler. Dinner is ready." Doc has prepared a Colombian casual dinner "As much as I'm a huge fan of your exceptional pizzas, I thought I'd make something." but this home cooked meal has McQueen's mouth watering "It looks delicious!" "Help yourself. There's plenty to share." Lightning goes to town eating this meal. Doc finally breaks the silence, "Do you mind if I show you something?" McQueen wholeheartedly agrees.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy 250th, America, here's the first chapter of my #Cars #nsfw comic, XXXtra Toppings, where Lightning is a pizza delivery boy instead of a race car driver. 🧵
XXXtra Toppings, a Human Cars au where McQueen is a pizza delivery boy and his older regular customer is hungry for more than just pizza."Got A King Supreme and Everything On It Special going out to-"
"His house?" "Yeah." "Man." Lightning is a pizza delivery driver getting into his car where Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart is blaring on his stereo. He drives out to a house in the middle of nowhere where his regular customer, Doc, is waiting. McQueen skids to a halt right outside his porch. "Still got the busted CD player, slick?" "Yeah, it's fine, I like that song." As McQueen reads his total, Doc reaches over and slips 100 dollars in McQueen's chest pocket, before touching slipping his hand to touch Lightning's. McQueen short-circuts and leaves before clarifying if he wants his change. "OK GOTTA GO. THANKS FOR ORDERING RUSTY'S PIZZA!" The rear view mirror reveals Doc is still standing outside while the song belts out the chorus, "Turn around, Bright Eyes."
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If I'm to be exiled I hope to visit my local zoo one last time so that they may sing that one song in my way out
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
From what I've been told, the people who run this club are very nice but that won't stop me from redesigning their poster they had at library, good God it's atrocious
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Who needs artfight when I got old educational text books I'm gunna tear apart and build new things out of??
Old educational textbooks I pulled out of the dumpster which I will cut apart and make into new sketchbooks
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Artists, quote post a circle!
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I did the math wrong I had to have just turned 9 🦕 😭 #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
I am 10 years old. I'm obsessed with Disney's 2000 hit, Dinosaur. One night, I asked my dad while at a dinner party: "Daddy, can I bring my copy of Dinosaur with me to Hevean?" My very Catholic father's reaction I don't even remember. I WAS NOT raised Catholic. Happy Father's Day!
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I started a new #Pokémon White file with all girl team.
Pokemon White team starring Tepig, Lillipup, Pansage, Patrat, and Purrloin
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I can't decide: I want to sculpt an animal face on this figure I got for 50cents. Like which animal you think I should make below ⏬️
I want to give this resin figure from the 1990s an animal face. Vote which one in comments
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Made my brother in law a gift (He friggen loves Delicious in Dungeon)
Wooden decor with rustic painted style "Eat" on tile floorMade copies of a few pages from my volume 1 of Delicious in Dungeon, cut them up collage style and covered up the big "EAT" on the car floor
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You: Bees, what are you doing instead of drawing? Me: I'm going to transform this clouded leopard Build A Bear from my local thrift shop into Tai Lung
A clouded leopard Build A Bear I got for like... 50 centsImage of Tai Lung. I recently rewatched Kung Fu Panda and fortunately I'm relating to many villains lately 😬
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hello! I'm Bees. I draw monsterloving (as well as 2 Cars having sex) I have a few available monsters~!
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