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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG

@profane-embroidery.bsky.social
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Collective of absolute twats who are excellent at swearing and alright at sewing. When we can be arsed we'll update this bit with better shit. Feel free to knob over to our website pegwhitstable.co.uk

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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#caturday #sensible #blessingofthebeasts #whitstable
Woman dressed in furry knitted cat outfit holding a bag of cat biscuits with 'sensible' on the label. There are no obvious profanities but this PEG member is much ruder than she looks trust us
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🐈‍⬛🙌🌞😻😸
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forget Purrfect Be Clawsome #beclawsome #theblessingofthebeasts #catsofbluesky
Glamorous cat woman holding sign saying 'forget purrfect be clawome' while showing her bumhole which reads kiss my ass x'
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Saturday we shall mainly be a bunch of pussies (nothing new there) If you can do join us! (we're in Whitstable, I know, it's miles away, but you can still dress up wherever you are) Blessing of the Beasts is created and curated by the magnificent @memphishennessy.bsky.social give her a follow
Event poster with picture of 3 donkeys on the beach with a child waving sat on each one. Event details - Blessing of the Beast, 12th September 2026, from 6pm, meet at the tennis courts in Whitstable Kent, Dress as your best beast.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#PEGsummershow Props to Dr Pete Olusoga for giving a shout out to fan equality. PEG is all for #manswithfans Here's one embellished by Lucy SS
Blue feathery fan with peacock feathers and lettering reading PEACOCKOFF which is a phrase not used enough qute frankly
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
we'll let Bridget know 🥦👌😉
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#PEGsummershow #hotasfuck Can't be Arsed by Allie L, sums it up, weekend soon lads.
Embroidered seated figure, seen from behind, nude, bright green fabric with some hot colours and blues. Stitched hair and cushions, chair and flowers. Words read can't be arsed
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you're all bloody marvellous with your investigative work and contextual references too! As a thank you here's a treat of a peek into Bridget's sketchbook 🍦💦
artists sketchbook page for the embroidery. Collaged photos of blokes bloking with not a lot of clothing, the Dreamland sign and food illustrations alongside Jimi Famuwera who is wearing clothes. Sun-inned embroidered hunk is based on Joe Wickes flexing some broccoli.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
oooh getting warmer...
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
nope, so many red herrings, it's going to get on your wick soon
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🥰🙌🤬😉🍦💦
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
younger.... (doesn't narrow it down I know)
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
nice! But naah. Here's a clue - Bridget gave his hair a bit of a sun-in bleaching and while she made this piece in 2019 he was everywhere in 2020
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oooh nice work and top research! Alas Grayson is not Bridget's #dreamman but you get a PEG rosette for commendation
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😅 nothing a little applique can't fix 😉🎩
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😅😅 sending you a drippy whippy in gratitude for your clarity of mind here 🍦💦
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
fucking close one. Nothing's meant to be completed until the day after the deadline ok 👊
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😂😂😂 mainly by seagulls
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know it's PEG but even I'm a bit distressed by the phrase drippy whippy
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#PEGsummershow #hotasfuck Embroidery by Bridget C, Can you clock who she used as dreammanspiration? Clue - he doesn't usually have a drippy whippy
Embroidery of some kind of hunky bloke holding a drippy mr whippy in front of lights, fireworks, and Margate's big wheel with the dreamland lights changed to say DREAM MAN. He has a banner in front of his muscley torso which reads fucking fabulous, and a tatoo which says fuckable. Disclaimer: This fantasy man of Bridget's is not guaranteed to be present if you do pop down to Margate. All hand stitched, tinted and appliqued.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nearly wrote well done to everyone who's finishing their exams, but it's more likely the parents and teachers here so well done you lot, remember there's always needlework #profanityembroidery
Stiched report card reads: English, talks shit B, Maths, total shit D, History, old shit C, R.E. holy shit B, Needlework, shit hot A star. 
(Even though we're all too old for A stars)
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
have been trying to find a slightly moderate one to say thank you with, but gave up and chose this subtle number instead 🙌🧵🪡🦜🤸‍♀️
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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy first birthday to this @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon Who knew #embroidery was this intense? (Apart from @radicalembroiderer.bsky.social obviously...)
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.
Andy  Burnham with Count Binface and fox candidates
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Excuse me it is 2026 the word is "women"
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"If you go home with somebody and they don't have books - don't fuck 'em" John Waters. We don't give a fuck about if they're in a top 100 though Emboidery by Alison FL
Apllique and embroidered piece showing a bed with a floral cover and ethereal surroundings. The John Waters quite is stitched in green on black and placed above the bed as though in a frame
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#lickmyroyalarse underrated hashtag
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
From the PEG Jubbly celebration in 2022, by Em T
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
comment on stamps 👑
Purple cloak with lettering saying LICK MY ROYAL ARSE
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
By Emily T, years and years ago now
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
still bollocks #brexshit
high vis vest embroidered with Never Mind the Bollock (buzzcock style) with Brexit Shit written underneath. A sewn safety pin and a stitched spunky cock and balls bog door style
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Because the book was so subtle artist Amanda T created some sophisticated signage #gallerysigns
Plinth with the cockwomble book on top. Signs in front saying feel my pages, lots of cock inside, fondle my pages please, get close to me, touch me, and just a classic spunky knob drawing with a felt tip.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Have seen #cockwomble doing the rounds lately , here's a nice story about one with a helicopter we can all relate to
Story book entitled the Weathercockwomble. Picture of a man with a weathercock alongside a helicopter with conspicuous lipstick and eyemakeup who is saying "you daft twat"
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We use Freddos as units of measurement as well as marks of inflation. Alongside pints, carparks, and the going rate of a beach hut (ie shitloads)
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
#whogivesafuck
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Share whenever and as frequently as you like. From the #libraryofprofanity although there's probably book out there somewhere with this title, By Alison FL
embroidered illustration to look like a book cover, pink background, little stars, titled THE LITTLE BOOK OF I don't give a fuck anymore
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ooh good, been slacking lately so shit that lingers feels efficient 👌🐇
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We hope you had a nice Easter. Here's Mike with his Easter Bonnet, also wtf how is Donnie Darko 25 yrs old this year....? 🐇🐇
Photograph of a man wearing a rabbit mask, reminiscent of Donnie Darko, made from tin foil, sitting under a couple of lamps in the pub creating a top lit vibe
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
😂✂️😇
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Are you safe with scissors though? ✂️✂️
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is what we're here for ✂️✂️🫶 (also blame Bridget ok)
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
By Mike A
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
By Bridget C
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sharing for mother's day - scaring the crap out of your kids with just one book. If anyone grew up with The Struwwelpeter this will make sense, for the rest of us 🤷🫣🥺✂️ #struwwelpeter #storycorner
Embroidery based on the Struwwelpeter book with a person chasing a child with a pair of scissors to cut their fingers off, it's a nice story for the kiddies apparently. "the book that will scare the holy crap out of your kids"
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#InternationalWomensDay
Hand sewn embroidery of a hand giving the middle finger below the words Pissing Patriarchy. Magical lines irradiate from the hand for emphasis.  Black stitching and embroidery hoop with a red fingernail. By Sally P
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Don't Fuck With Muffy one of a series by @dollynb.bsky.social
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Meanwhile in Story Corner....
Don't fuck with Muffy. 
Embroidery of a rabbit who is related to Miffy. Chainsawing heads off ducklings. Also a hint of muff.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Mr Bellend Bump by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves handsewn by Rupi P
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Greetings Mr Clusterfuck!
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
embroidery of Edvard Munch's scream but with a speechbubble of FUCK! in caps.
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