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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG

@profane-embroidery.bsky.social
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Collective of absolute twats who are excellent at swearing and alright at sewing. When we can be arsed we'll update this bit with better shit. Feel free to knob over to our website pegwhitstable.co.uk

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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#caturday #sensible #blessingofthebeasts #whitstable
Woman dressed in furry knitted cat outfit holding a bag of cat biscuits with 'sensible' on the label. There are no obvious profanities but this PEG member is much ruder than she looks trust us
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forget Purrfect Be Clawsome #beclawsome #theblessingofthebeasts #catsofbluesky
Glamorous cat woman holding sign saying 'forget purrfect be clawome' while showing her bumhole which reads kiss my ass x'
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Saturday we shall mainly be a bunch of pussies (nothing new there) If you can do join us! (we're in Whitstable, I know, it's miles away, but you can still dress up wherever you are) Blessing of the Beasts is created and curated by the magnificent @memphishennessy.bsky.social give her a follow
Event poster with picture of 3 donkeys on the beach with a child waving sat on each one. Event details - Blessing of the Beast, 12th September 2026, from 6pm, meet at the tennis courts in Whitstable Kent, Dress as your best beast.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#PEGsummershow Props to Dr Pete Olusoga for giving a shout out to fan equality. PEG is all for #manswithfans Here's one embellished by Lucy SS
Blue feathery fan with peacock feathers and lettering reading PEACOCKOFF which is a phrase not used enough qute frankly
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#PEGsummershow #hotasfuck Can't be Arsed by Allie L, sums it up, weekend soon lads.
Embroidered seated figure, seen from behind, nude, bright green fabric with some hot colours and blues. Stitched hair and cushions, chair and flowers. Words read can't be arsed
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#PEGsummershow #hotasfuck Embroidery by Bridget C, Can you clock who she used as dreammanspiration? Clue - he doesn't usually have a drippy whippy
Embroidery of some kind of hunky bloke holding a drippy mr whippy in front of lights, fireworks, and Margate's big wheel with the dreamland lights changed to say DREAM MAN. He has a banner in front of his muscley torso which reads fucking fabulous, and a tatoo which says fuckable. Disclaimer: This fantasy man of Bridget's is not guaranteed to be present if you do pop down to Margate. All hand stitched, tinted and appliqued.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nearly wrote well done to everyone who's finishing their exams, but it's more likely the parents and teachers here so well done you lot, remember there's always needlework #profanityembroidery
Stiched report card reads: English, talks shit B, Maths, total shit D, History, old shit C, R.E. holy shit B, Needlework, shit hot A star. 
(Even though we're all too old for A stars)
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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy first birthday to this @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon Who knew #embroidery was this intense? (Apart from @radicalembroiderer.bsky.social obviously...)
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.
Andy  Burnham with Count Binface and fox candidates
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i was shouting BOO!-urns @supermathskid.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Excuse me it is 2026 the word is "women"
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"If you go home with somebody and they don't have books - don't fuck 'em" John Waters. We don't give a fuck about if they're in a top 100 though Emboidery by Alison FL
Apllique and embroidered piece showing a bed with a floral cover and ethereal surroundings. The John Waters quite is stitched in green on black and placed above the bed as though in a frame
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
comment on stamps 👑
Purple cloak with lettering saying LICK MY ROYAL ARSE
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
still bollocks #brexshit
high vis vest embroidered with Never Mind the Bollock (buzzcock style) with Brexit Shit written underneath. A sewn safety pin and a stitched spunky cock and balls bog door style
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Have seen #cockwomble doing the rounds lately , here's a nice story about one with a helicopter we can all relate to
Story book entitled the Weathercockwomble. Picture of a man with a weathercock alongside a helicopter with conspicuous lipstick and eyemakeup who is saying "you daft twat"
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Share whenever and as frequently as you like. From the #libraryofprofanity although there's probably book out there somewhere with this title, By Alison FL
embroidered illustration to look like a book cover, pink background, little stars, titled THE LITTLE BOOK OF I don't give a fuck anymore
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We hope you had a nice Easter. Here's Mike with his Easter Bonnet, also wtf how is Donnie Darko 25 yrs old this year....? 🐇🐇
Photograph of a man wearing a rabbit mask, reminiscent of Donnie Darko, made from tin foil, sitting under a couple of lamps in the pub creating a top lit vibe
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sharing for mother's day - scaring the crap out of your kids with just one book. If anyone grew up with The Struwwelpeter this will make sense, for the rest of us 🤷🫣🥺✂️ #struwwelpeter #storycorner
Embroidery based on the Struwwelpeter book with a person chasing a child with a pair of scissors to cut their fingers off, it's a nice story for the kiddies apparently. "the book that will scare the holy crap out of your kids"
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#InternationalWomensDay
Hand sewn embroidery of a hand giving the middle finger below the words Pissing Patriarchy. Magical lines irradiate from the hand for emphasis.  Black stitching and embroidery hoop with a red fingernail. By Sally P
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Meanwhile in Story Corner....
Don't fuck with Muffy. 
Embroidery of a rabbit who is related to Miffy. Chainsawing heads off ducklings. Also a hint of muff.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Mr Bellend Bump by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves handsewn by Rupi P
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
embroidery of Edvard Munch's scream but with a speechbubble of FUCK! in caps.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"Little Miss Ray of Fucking Sunshine by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves". Hand stitched to perfection by Rupi P
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
#FuckOffFriday #handfuckingsewn
Mr Clusterfuck Clumsy by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves 
An alternative Mr Men book
Hand sewn by Rupi P
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Green Eggs and Ham Shank by Dr Wendy R Seuss
Embroidery of the famous book cover with extra shank
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fux and Cocks
Embroidery of a Dr Seuss book cover but reads Fux and Cocks with a picture of a fox in socks (no cocks are illustrated)
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Story Corner in The Library of Profanity has something for everyone. We'll share its wonders this week- starting with a classic by Wendy R
Embroidery which is like Dr Seuss Cat in the Hat. But swap cat for Twat
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A little something for #FuckOffFriday Chanelling Pinocchio - this lot can fuck right off by Deb J for the Library of Profanity
Black stitching on white fabric. Portraits of world leaders with long pinocchio noses> writing reads Hippo-Fuc-King-Critio, Pus-Potinio, DickshitTrumpio, FuckwitFaragio, Pisspoorexcuse-Moanio, BollocksBorisio. We'll let you guess who they all are. Ending with a question - 'but can they ever be human' a reference to the pinocchio story.
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Aftertaf @aftertaf.theknowingbelievers.com · 19/02/2026
@profane-embroidery.bsky.social For when sewing is the dog's bollocks!
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
#thedefinitiveDIY you're welcome
Embroidery of a Haynes Manual for Wanking with a few outlines drawn of various sex toys and things you might find in a garage
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Welcome to the Library of Profanity Whitstable's number one immersive experience (if you like a resting bitch face)
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
What's your favourite library section? 🤔🧐🤫🤫🤫 #cliticaltheory #pubiccollection #rerencelabiary
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Wee Little Tommy Two Names takes umbrage with being called a Bellend.... (it is alleged)
Embroidery of a ladybird book cover which shows the face of Stephen Yaxley Lennon under the words Tommy is a Bellend. TRUE is written down the left side and FACT on the other
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Quiz: spot the authentic librarian You can play this game at the Fishslab Gallery in Whitstable until Monday Hint - if they tell you to fuck off they might be a librarian or an embroiderer, it doesn't help
Two people holding fingers to their mouth to say shhhh standing below a library sign which reads Pubic Collection and in front of a range of embroideries about reading
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Annie Taylor @whitstabletail.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Dolly. One of my favourite creations. From the first @profane-embroidery.bsky.social exhibition. Current exhibition on in the Fishslab Gallery, Whitstable. Library themed. I’ll be there this morning (Saturday 14th) and tomorrow afternoon. Come say hi! And I’ll tell you (nicely) to f-off 🥰
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We'd love to say this beauty is hanging in the fiction section but..... Margaret Atwood is clear that the Handmaid's Tale does not include anything which had not already happened or was happening back when it was published in 1985
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We take study very seriously at the Profanity Library
Pink textiles with a picture of a finger pointing to into a rose. Reads: Brush Up On Your English cLit, Study Guide. 
Well it made us laugh anyway
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
top pick from the Library of Profanity's fiction section: For Whom the Bell-End Tolls by Ernest Havingitaway
Sewn book cover, pale green, similar to a penguin classic. Main Title - For Whom The Bell-End Tolls. Author - Ernest Having it away. Published by Fuck a Duck Modern Classics. With a nice tiny detail of the middle finger flicking the bird where the penguin logo usually is
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
What would an Elizabethan self help book look like, maybe this? (Destined for the history section of our profane library - opens next week)
Embroidery of Queen Elizabeth 1st with the tagline How to piss off suitors and keep it virgin
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Profanity Library opening its doors next Wednesday. Some of us are just getting started because we fucking love a dicey deadline. Libraries, fuck yeah, use them or lose them, like calf muscles, the high street, or your mind
Embroidery in hoop with flowers and words saying Libraries, fuck yeah!
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
PEG's sweary library IRL exhibition shit coming soon to Whitstable, opening 11th Feb, you could even buy this for the Smug Twat in your life 😚
embroidery based on the Mr Man books, this one titled Mr Smug Twat
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Actual in-person shit happening: We've been busy creating our very own sweary Library, if you're lucky, you may get a fine.
Exhibition poster in orange, blue and pink on white background: The Sweary Library, Profanity Embroidery Group Exhibition, obscenities guaranteed, very strong language beautifully stitched, 11 to 16th February, Fishslab Gallery Whitstable
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
multiple fucks given for #fuckoffFriday
sewing machine stitchwork. multiple colours across pale fabric, the negative space spells out FUCK in a column down the centre, a column of fucks if you like, ten in total.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
something for #bluemonday Looking forward to being sweary parrots in the sun again soon 🦜 maybe with a cock-or-two...
person on a beach wearing a parrot hat and cape, they are holding out one arm to reveal words hidden inside the wing saying cock-or-to. Geddit?
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's #fuckofffriday just in case you've run out of fucks already here's the #PEG #FUCKOMETER for some #fuckinginspo
Embroidery on vintage fabric in red and yellow with black outlines. Title reads FUCKOMETER below a dial with a green needle. The dial reads fuck face, fuckwit, fuckaduck, fuck a doodle doo, flying fuck, fucking fuck, fuck you.
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
For anyone reflecting on their life choices today #profaneembroidery #handstitched #itsprofanedontcomplain
Embroidery red lettering on a gold background (and this is a labour of love because those metallic threads are truly horrible to stitch with). Reads: you don't have to be a cunt to work here but it helps
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
#vibes
Embroidery on white fabric. Green stitching reads "It's beginning to feel a lot like..." then in red "FUCK THIS". Golden snow flakes are sewn into the background
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
One of our favourites 🫶
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
last minute gift inspo? Dickhead Cushion by Janis W #profanityembroidery #frenchknot
Pillow shaped cushion embroidered with french knot in black, pink, and blue. The negative space left by the stitchwork reveals the word Dickhead
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Profanity Embroidery Group PEG @profane-embroidery.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
2022 but still valid, this one speaks for itself... with the help of Old Mother Hubbard and her Dog #foodpoverty #foodbank #profaneembroidery #oldmotherhubbard
Embroidery of Old Mother Hubbard and her dog peering into their bare cupboard, her saying "bugger" Dog thinking "fuck". 
Embroidered text outside the image reads (clockwise from the top): 
Almost all independent Food Aid Network members reported increased need for services in November 2022. Over 1/5 were experiencing issues with supplies of goods. 
In 2020/21, 42 m people were in food poverty, including 9% of children. 
In September 2022, the Food Foundation found that 18% of households were suffering insecurity, including 54% of households on Universal Credit. 
In January 2022 1.6m children were eligible for free school meals.
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Richard Hull @richardhull54.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
😂 What a very British protest - radio DJ doing a 24-hour marathon playing hits that only reached number 2 in the charts, to highlight the 'Number Twos' discharged in sewage into Lake Windermere. 🎧 See also Community Radio Environment Network @cren1.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Not so Golden Brown: DJ plays 24-hours of No 2s in Lake District sewage protest
Radio host uses chart songs that didn’t quite make top spot to highlight issue of Windermere pollution
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