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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 4h
you can pick up 2 incredible indie titles for the price of 9 VWR 50mL sterile polypropylene conical centrifuge tubes and they're worth more hours of entertainment
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Catbird Soft @catbirdsoft.net · 28/09/2026
We're doing another community night this weekend. This time we're watching Patlabor The Movie. It'll be at 8PM EST on Saturday the 3rd, on our Discord, which you can join here: discord.gg/X2Uzj5WzpF
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Catbird Soft presents

Patlabor The Movie

Movie Night, Saturday October 3rd 8pm on our discord
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Catbird Soft @catbirdsoft.net · 27/09/2026
store.steampowered.com/bundle/89807... We finally got around to setting up a bundle of all our games (okay, both our games, but it'll get bigger). now if you buy splatter & jenny together it's just under 20 bucks. save a whole three dollars, use your savings on like 40% of a hamburger.
jenny the witch holding up a long splatter guy. she's having a great time, i promise
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they call us the big walkers
four of the biggest to ever walk it posing in front of the big walk logo circles
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cried at the end of big walk uncontestable game of the year for sure
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 25/09/2026
🌲🦌BOREAL II🦌🌲 IS HERE asseasexhale.bandcamp.com/album/boreal... I know #bandcampfriday is October 2nd but you get it a week early (because frankly bandcamp putting BCF AFTER rent is due instead of before is kind of stupid!) tell all your friends and leave a cool review if you get it!
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it was so good (and packed with protein)
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Arlin @arlinortiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New creature print! A raccoon for my September Risopost Patreon. www.patreon.com/risopost/pos...
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
its make your bear bf lay on top of you while you play video games season
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
milwaukee moment
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Tay Tay @thebookishotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
baby boot camp for the babies 🙂‍↕️
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it was super good again
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Catbird Soft @catbirdsoft.net · 19/09/2026
hello. short notice but we'll be playing some mecha games on fightcade tomorrow on our Discord. would you like to come hang out with us? discord.gg/X2Uzj5WzpF
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ROBOT FIGHT NIGHT hosted by Catbird Soft

Saturday 9/19 8pm EST on our Discord

Experience old school multiplayer mecha games on Fightcade

(Emulation, completely free, we'll help you set it up).

Come play toys with us

The poster shows the logos for Tech Romancer and Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram, as well as two mechs from those games.
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it was super good
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⚔️ Blanksword ⚔️ @blanksword.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kitet made tremendous progress with the new Brain-Part-specific sprites in the past month - this is what you'll be looking at when BLANK goes into Battle with the Bookish Termites :]
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
accidentally spooked a young raccoon that was minding its own business, munching on some of our wild walnuts and keeping dry from the rain under the mailbox feel like pure shite im sorry little guy 😔
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our town's local muslim community center had to take down all signage indicating what it was and hire 24 hour security lmao shared bond among "all americans"
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 11/09/2026
Nooks Cranny (2018)
2018 faux risograph illustration 

Tom Nook moves inventory from cardboard boxes to shelves shortly before opening
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it was so good again
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Venicello @venicello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hard to believe it's been a whole year since charlie died. let's honor his memory today with a rousing chorus of his favorite Animal Collective song
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
happy september 10
screengrab of charlie kirk's last words
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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 08/09/2026
I don't want to be nostalgic anymore. I'm tired of being catered to. I don't want to forever hear the same artistic voices I heard in my youth, now amplified, slowed and reverbed for dramatic effect. I want new worlds. I want new stories. I want new voices. Please!
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Phirmth @phirmth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jenny the Witch lets me do the DMC1 combo so it's a good video game
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bear boyfriend whipping butter with his tits AND belly out reblog if you agree
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
and if you like evil women with insane mechanics you can play janis luciani and knife people in the ribs
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Pec_inspector @pecinspector.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gofund.me/d1afec028 Please consider helping. Thank you
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 04/09/2026
lastdreamofhome.bandcamp.com/track/phanto... HAPPY #BANDCAMPFRIDAY THE FIRST LASTDREAMOFHOME SINGLE "PHANTOM LIMB" IS FINALLY HERE 🐺👻💪 SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS TO INSTANTLY TURN THEM INTO A GAY DOG AS A FUNNY PRANK. IF THEY'RE ALREADY A GAY DOG SHOW IT TO THEM ANYWAY TO MAKE IT WORSE. #furrymusic
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phantom limb [lyric video]
YouTube video by lastdreamofhome
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
get a load of that dog (that dog)
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In case you need a hug.
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
six skills... finally the game is good
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 01/09/2026
action.outdooralliance.org/a/roadless-d... the USDA is taking comments on the Roadless Rule (tldr: protections for forests from superfluous logging) until the 20th. I know it sucks we all have to keep screaming for the world to not be enshittified more but here we are. here's what I wrote lol.
I'm sure you'll get more than enough copy and paste messages about how our forests are essential for outdoor recreation or tourist economy or whatever but if that was persuasive I wouldn't have to send this email in the first place. We're having this conversation, if we're having one at all, who knows if anyone will actually read this, because people want to cash checks and logging industry pays more than forest gift shops. If someone does read this, I'm not sure if it'll just be an intern that agrees with me in weathered helplessness or someone that actually deserves my ire. If you don't deserve it, relay my contempt to whoever does and treat yourself when you get off work.

I'm honestly struggling to think of what would motivate the slack-jawed incurious gluttons bent on pillaging every facet of society and our planet as quickly as possible before their undeserved moment passes. I could try appealing to humanity, sentimentality, or the divine ordained task to be proper stewards to the land, all things for which those who pursue the rescission of the Roadless Rule clearly scorn or at least place little value in so we can probably just move on to persuasion through consequence.If there's any reason to be appealed to at all, it seems important to underscore the fact that it is unbelievably myopic to lift protections for our forests. How many times have we altered the land or destroyed keystone species only to be left with bigger problems to perpetually clean up? As the climate becomes more and more unstable, every acre of old growth carbon sequestration is vitally essential but even if you're foolish enough to ignore the urgency of climate change, you can't deny the immediate consequences of widespread logging. How much erosion will be caused by all this? How many lives will be impacted by landslides and flooding? How much will it cost to repair the damage done by shortsighted profit chasing? Will this be worth it? I doubt it. There's always a bigger domino ready to fall and everyone eager to push this forward doesn't care enough to see it because they won't be standing under it when it falls. Probably, anyway. Whatever the payout is to gamble on the domino not falling, I highly urge keeping the Roadless Rule in place because unfortunately as with most cases like this, the wager is on a collective future rather than just the collateral of the few that stand to benefit and to be honest, I'm as sick as I can reasonably articulate of my future being added to bets against my will.It seems prudent to mention somewhere, I suppose here, that there is no simple replacement for old growth forest. It is profoundly complex through centuries of biological processes in ways that simply replanting (either for sustainability or just to grow more "product") is  laughably unfit as a substitute. There is no substitute. Once these forests are gone, we will never see them again. A permanent solution to the absurdly embarrassing and temporary problem of just not having enough money.

I'm not sure if it even means anything to ask this but I'll ask it anyway. Provided I'm speaking to someone that would profit from this, I can assume your motivations and how a nice life in the present takes precedence over concerns for the cans you kick down the road but are you actually really satisfied with such a cartoonishly boorish legacy? Assuming you have family you care for, is the world your great grandchildren will inherit actually worth inheriting? It might be if we left any semblance of the natural world intact for them to enjoy, but I suppose that all depends on if you aspire to live to be more than a one dimensional parody of a Dr. Seuss antagonist. Surely we can do better than that. A world worth living in depends on us doing better than that.
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hell yeah 3/25, and of the 3 the only content ive actually consumed is the kombucha meme
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hoping the momentum catbird got from jenny helps their next project survive The Algorithm
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
engineering a time paradox speedrun as we speak
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
mass murderer and adjudicated rapist renames lake
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Catbird Soft @catbirdsoft.net · 27/08/2026
will be chatting with Kaile this Sunday about Jenny & other such things. come by & hang out!
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
feeling incredibly normal and not at all crying in the club about The Raccoon Behavior that was published yesterday so i channeled asofterworld about it www.mdpi.com/3042-4526/3/...
figure 1a, b, and c from the linked paper arranged in the style of an asofterworld strip. text added reading: in a certain way/teaching others/lets you live forever
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the third straw... blessed ty mothers
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
babies (rescued from window well)
7 possums, cryptid motion blurbabiessssss
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
gayyyyyyy
gay
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Venicello @venicello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ok i got one more spider-woman in me. this one's based on the 1970s spider-man manga by kazumasa hirai, kousei ono, and ryoichi ikegami. which you should read because it's one of the best spider-man runs ever written
two illustrations of yuuko komori (spider-woman). she's a Japanese teenager with a bob cut. in the left illustration, she's wearing a blue dress while tossing away her spider-woman mask and shouting "I've had enough of being a hero praised by society! Fuck this hero bullshit!" in the right illustration she's wearing her spider-costume and doing the classic spidey squat.
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
tom abbadon will literally just give us giant women serving absolute mother and we'll be so normal about it every time
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Roman Calendar. This is my version of a Roman peg calendar (parapegma), found in Rome. The gods represent the day of the week, the zodiac the month, and the numbers the day. #art #furry #furryart #anthro #calendar #roman
Drawing of a Roman calendar, with an anthro spin. The upper row features the Roman gods, as an anthro version of their symbolic animals. underneath there is a zodiac circle, with the human characters being replaced by anthropomorphic animals. There are two rows of numbers at each side, using Roman numerals.
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procyonomancy.bsky.social @procyonomancy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
petra should absolutely be serving 80s cunt in all depictions going forward
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