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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

An eccentric French chef in the Moroccan desert obsessed with a children’s book made a dish I still think about twenty years later.

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Bastilla Day

A (Little) Prince of a Place in the Desert

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is it sacrilegious to think the Pope is totally cute?

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Julia Child lovers are going to really hate this. Also, I made some delicious Little Sheba cakes.

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Come Back, Little Sheba

Go Away, Julia Child

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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026

Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

New at Spatchcock: Eat your mondegreens. spatchcock.substack.com/p/yummy-stuff

Girl with a cartoon tomato on her spoon.

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Dr. Liz: Life in the Aftertimes @lgkatzphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If Hitchcock made films today.

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Saving Private Ryan a Bundle on His Auto Insurance

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I hope I live to see the day when Dolly Parton's statue replaces Andrew Jackson's in the Capitol Rotunda.

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Sound of Music necktie, early 1990s. Designer unclear. Possibly Dries Van Noten.

Silk The Sound of Music tie, early 1990s.

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I've spent months waiting impatiently for this.

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Top 5 Alfred "Birthday Boy" Hitchcock films: 1. The Lady Vanishes (Nuns in heels) 2. Rear Window (Thelma Ritter zingers) 3. The Birds (iMy old HS teacher is attacked by crows) 4. Lifeboat (Tallulah's lack of underpants) 5. North by Northwest (Mason/Landau sexual tension)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026

Nation Detecting…Cardamom? theonion.com/nation-detectingcardam…

Nation Detecting…Cardamom?
U.S. Struggles To Identify Complex, Aromatic Seasoning

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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Typhoid Mary’s Peach Ice Cream from 1911

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

One favorite film for each year of the 1930s? So glad you asked. 1930: Animal Crackers 1931: Dracula 1932: Love Me Tonight 1933: Gold Diggers of 1933 1934: The Thin Man 1935: The 39 Steps 1936: Libeled Lady 1937: The Awful Truth 1938: The Adventures of Robin Hood 1939: Ninotchka

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I was so delighted to see a Buddhist monk grinning as he hung out the side of a cable car that I didn't notice the pile of human shit I was about to step in. My beautiful-awful SF life in one sentence.

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Sorrows of Young Werther's Originals

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Dorky, polyamorous drag king. Closeted life coach.

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"And after that, my grandson will lose money to a gay guy playing poker."

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Chronic Angst 🌈🗽🇺🇦 @chronicangst.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

A visit to The French Laundry. Liberace and a funeral director are involved. And thank you, @mamafoo2000.bsky.social , for the lovely shout out. I often forget to plug my own work!

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Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026