Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Their secret weapon is oats. 020
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026An eccentric French chef in the Moroccan desert obsessed with a children’s book made a dish I still think about twenty years later.spatchcock.substack.comBastilla DayA (Little) Prince of a Place in the Desert 000
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would like to enter a scheme where one could by a single square foot of house at a time. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I couldn't afford to live anywhere near San Francisco without my rent controlled apartment. 120
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The other major complaint was that everything is beige. 111
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My godkids were talking about this just yesterday! 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it sacrilegious to think the Pope is totally cute? 040
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good heavens, this is a small world. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The booze budget alone would be prohibitive. 030
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would watch an Adele Astaire biopic. 130
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please tell me you're not talking about 1980s spanking videos. 010
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This makes me happy. Big Sayers fan here. 111
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm mildly obsessed with The Siege of Paris and The Commune, so I was in history nerd heaven. 010
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wandered in there with a friend on a rainy day and spent the next couple of hours grinning from ear to ear. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Carnavalet might be my favorite museum in Paris. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Julia Child lovers are going to really hate this. Also, I made some delicious Little Sheba cakes.spatchcock.substack.comCome Back, Little ShebaGo Away, Julia Child 020
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh, that such a smart, beautiful, talented woman once endured such eyebrows. 020
Reposted by Michael Procopio, Ironing EnthusiastAmelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5259171626
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Nice coop. Shame if something happened to it..." 010
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He has a very punchable face. 020
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Where are those coyotes when you need them? 100
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I once went on a date with a guy who asked me if I wanted to "come up and see his Peter Max." I had to ask whether or not that was a euphemism. 020
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The image of Roderick Spode looking ridiculous is always the first thing I'm reminded of whenever I hear Mosley's name. 040
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A bit *too* useful these days. 020
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[Waves from San Francisco] 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Because fun people who aren't terrible humans still exist, and social media is one way to find them. 120
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your post about Kraft's wedding has taking some fascinating twists and turns. 130
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Six Oscar nominations in 12 years and not a single fucking win. Hope you're grandmother had a better streak of luck. 000
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I was a waiter you did not want to fuck with. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The guy had plenty of guts. Please imagine that line as being read by Thelma Ritter. It's the only way it really works. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I was laying utensils down for the main course. I had a steak knife in my hand at the time. I pointed this out to him quietly, telling him I'd never forgive myself if something terrible should happen. He left me alone after that. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You've written about him before. Or at least you've mentioned it to me. Cheers to brave grandfathers! 100
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I didn't even know who he was at the time. I happy I didn't mask my contempt for Giuliani, who got a little handsy while day drunk on oaky Chardonnay. 100
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't even imagine it. And then add 3 years of civil war immediately following? Jeezus. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Still upset I passed up a chance to poison Peter Thiel's dinner. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've had to take care of many billionaires in my day, most of whom were polite, but there's only one that I actually liked. Probably because he still remembered what it was like to starve in Nazi-occupied Greece. 110
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why does everything these days make me want to scrub my skin raw? 140
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm not sure how well angel food cake travels, but I've got a pan and Lord Byron's number. 120
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Faster than from here to D.C. 120
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Finding out that King Kong and Mapp & Lucia are somehow connected is an excellent way to start the day. Thank you. 040
Michael Procopio, Ironing Enthusiast @procopster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Understood. When you feel ready, I'd like to have a discussion about the term "foodie." 110
