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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Elizabeth Holmes' voice is very lesbian coded
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Showing up to the Marxist reading group for the first time and slamming the Boston Globe on the table* We NEED to talk about what happened at the lesbian bar.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People act like God Emperor of Dune is a super weird book but have they read Breaking Dawn?
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mint chocolate chip Halo Top is not green 😠
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm just like the other girls except autistic.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In the Pale Moonlight was funded by the CIA
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The capsaicin you couldn't feel in your mouth when it starts passing through your intestines
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Holding a seance to tell Edward Said about Stephanie Meyer and empire
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Where is my reward for having existed
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Prefer not to be weighed by medical providers? May I suggest breaking your foot?
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pelicans walking into a movie theater “the trick is to sneak in your own snacks”
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yo what the fuck
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 18/10/2025
TNG; "Tapestry"; Lt Picard in a turbolift, speaking to no one in particular, with caption: Does it amuse you to think of me living out the rest of my life
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 13/07/2026
always worth remembering
a patch with the outline of a gun, and text that says “cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either!”
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Figure skating routine to Scherezade just to try to get Edward Said's attention
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Say "嗯" if you respect thousands of years of Chinese culture and wisdom
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Brooke Pierce @bpie7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 02/09/2025
TNG; "The Chase"; Professor Galen gesturing with his hands, with caption: maintaining a dull and bloated empire
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
American flag blue America 250 shirt with yellow green speckles
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I want to live in a society where people can fuck up big and change and be welcome in coalitions and even hold public office. I also think the most charitable interpretation of Graham Platner is we live in a society that rewards denial of allegations over ownership and change.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm just a girl who wants to Classic Doctor Who and chill with Edward Said
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
XiJinPing is a Liberal
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
For all Graham Platner inspires talk about ~authenticity~, he sure sounds like a PR firm when responding to scandals.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm sorry things didn't work out between us but I would happily fill out your friendship exit survey.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Claude told me I'm very clever for calling him out for sycophancy.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Remember when Trump was like "let's ban TikTok" and the Democrats were like "that's a great idea" and now white people are drinking hot water. #JDPoNDon
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
RICHARD DAWKINS I THINK YOURE A POS BUT ID STILL FUCK YOU Call me
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thanks Chairman Mao for inventing simplified characters and pinyin
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cheering on the long read sequencing comeback from the sidelines
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 31/10/2025
TNG "Sub Rosa"; an #iconic shot of Beverly Crusher in a nightie and a robe, leaning back in an armchair with a huge smile and being enveloped by green ghost candle smoke
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My boyfriend told me that he had a nice conversation with a tech support guy in India about places they'd like to travel. When did the wonder of connecting with someone on the other side of the globe become a soft racism coded complaint? Also thank you for fixing the WiFi.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
People say the EWG "Dirty Dozen" list makes people eat less produce, but it makes me binge on conventionally grown raspberries when they're on sale because mom shames me for them.
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The Amazing Worlds of Doctor Who @worldsofdrwho.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"Space Spot" by Max Fatchen c/o "A Very First Poetry Book" compiled by John Foster (Oxford University Press, 1984). #DoctorWho
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I mean I might be a reactionary centrist if I hadn't started SSRIs
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You think a tattoo of your ex's name is bad, try being in a Duolingo friend's streak.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
EXCUSE ME, the proper elevator etiquette is for entering traffic to wait at the SIDES of the door so that traffic can exit
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Second breakfast. Light of my life, fur of my toes.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bodice ripper covers but it's all depictions of mind melds
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 02/04/2026
Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck in David Lynch's "Dune" charging into battle while holding a pug to his chest and leading other warriors for House Atreides
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 26/03/2026
VOY "Basics, Part II"; the Doctor in sickbay, pulling out a chair and about to sit at his desk, with caption: maybe I could access a tactical database...VOY "Basics, Part II"; the Doctor now sitting at his desk and using a laptop style PADD device, with caption: teach myself guerrilla warfare.
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Mark Zuckerberg needs concealer for his under eyes but like a shade or two darker
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sure, you think being non white and having a Culture will fill the spiritual void, but it quickly becomes "don't drink cold water, it's bad for your health" and "you look fat" and "stop joking about joining Falun Gong in the WeChat group chat you're going to get us all arrested"
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The Amazing Worlds of Doctor Who @worldsofdrwho.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Try it on your enemies!" "Dr.WHO'S MIND MESMERISER" c/o "Dr Who's Space Adventure Book" (1967). #DrWho #DoctorWho #scifi #1960s
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Wake me when they drop Shen Yun on Ice
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Seska listens to Lana Del Rey
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Happy Women's History Month to ALL women
Elizabeth Holmes in Theranos
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princessfaustus.bsky.social @princessfaustus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The left CAN win
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