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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

@princessconsueia.bsky.social
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Resilient GenXer 🤙fluent in sarcastic humor If the f-💣 offends you, move along 🧀Wisconsinite 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally 🚫MAGA 🚫Homophobes 🚫Transphobes 🚫DMs 🚫Porn

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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bingo
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/09/2026
Republicans are trying to hoodwink us into believing they are not in lockstep with Trump. Ashley Hinson of Iowa has a record of voting with Trump 100% of the time, but suddenly she claims to be my partisan…
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With 50 days until the midterms, I urge you all to: 1) Help get out the vote. 2) Protect our electoral machinery from interference. 3) Not succumb to complacency, defeatism, or cynicism. We are the only ones who can end this nightmare. We are the leaders we’ve been waiting for.
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: 20+ Republican leaders just endorsed James Talarico over Ken Paxton.
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Woman Veteran ☮️ @pamelaoplays.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
- 🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasSaturdaySanity Since November 2015, I have NO maga republican conservative friends, and I never will. -
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thank you!
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ohh how I would love to see RFK go swim some laps in there 🤞
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Maybe he should be investigated for disappearing Nancy Guthrie 🤨
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
He’s a motherfucker
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It looks like she’s about ready to fight him 😂
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It’s sad that a pedophiles and sex predators can run the country but not a woman or a gay man- both of which could do a phenomenal job. It’s sickening we aren’t more evolved as a country.
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Springsteen for President? 🤷‍♀️ If people don’t want to vote for politicians. I mean… he’d get my vote! Im old enough to remember how crazy people thought it was crazy that Reagan was running for office and here we are with a lunatic, failed reality show host running the country🫣🥴
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Why not Pete?
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sad to say but this country is not evolved enough to elect a woman to that high of position and power. Look where we’re at with the Epstein files and who is, and have been, talking the heat for it- the WOMEN
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Buttigieg for president 2028!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We cancelled last week. We haven’t missed it one bit 🤷‍♀️
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Who the hell is Byron Allen?? 🤨
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🙌 and the MAGAts we still have here are already having tantrums on the local news feeds 🙄 -they really thought they were going to win this one 🤣
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Wow… who does this sound like!? Not even kidding
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I throw up in my mouth a little any time I see that face
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
They are the strangest bunch of self-aggrandizing imbeciles 😖
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
🙋‍♀️ medical staff here. I must work, people depend on us.
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It looks like Senator John Fetterman will end up being the deciding vote for Markwayne Mullin’s nomination to lead DHS. Fetterman has said that he would support Mullin. ☎️ Call his office today at 202-224-4254 and tell him to vote NO.
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Let him be “some people”
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Using moral rationalization such as hers, it’s probably time she get taken out to pasture
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Fuck you, Kristi Noem 🖕
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
May Kristi Noem never feel safe again for the rest of her pathetic life! I hope she lives in fear every single day now that she can’t use utilize the military as her own personal security.
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This 👇
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Do they mean the Jan 6th insurrection? 🤨
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
the nose is spot on
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Thanks for sharing, Ive never seen that. How sweet her reaction is meeting them! 🥰
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He didn’t “win” Trumps don’t win, they lie, steal & cheat
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I miss him. Such an amazing man and president! 🥺
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yep and I think I also saw him roll an ankle! Sweet moves, Dr. Phil & Mike Lindell’s love child 😮‍💨
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We’re still here.
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Look at the tens of people there 🤣
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wait…THIS is what the MAGA goons I know were raving about in their posts tonight?!? 🤣🤣🤣
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey! That needs to be changed to “MAGA” instead of “white people” Otherwise it’s spot on 🤣
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @princessconsueia.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Bots bots bots
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