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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Alice Heartstrings @aliceheartstrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This heat is... UNBEATABLE. 🎨: @docedg.bsky.social | #artstrings
Beat from UNBEATABLE trying to Beat the Heat but struggling because this Heat seems unbeatable for Beat from UNBEATABLE. unbeatable. unheatable? Do you get it? It's like the name of the game. It's really funny. If you got it, you're laughing.
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
new unbeatable update is fine but i want void stranger not the shmup one
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also i gotta be so real the framing of geller's videos as performative progressive feminist doesn't jive with the reality of those essays. he was politically vocal. do you think he's not allowed to have good politics? is it a bad thing to do because it makes people trust him? i'm not joking, here
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the jacob geller thing is very frustrating not because it's like "i thought you were a different guy from this." no, he IS the guy you thought he was. he ALSO was the guy who did that. both things are true. so many people basically want him dead in the street if the comments are anything to go by
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we're in hell!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
more like the social retconning. hehe you get it. because it's trying to convince you the first movie worked because of sorkin
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scream mask shawty @strida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kids these days are discussing “decoupage” when they should be looking at “décolletage”
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im crying the early pope design in control 2 is just like "give me what a lesbian looks like"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
prove my point harder, friendo
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
primetime ruled obviously btw
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there are truly all kinds of guys online
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"feel like Control Resonant story is kinda fascist


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Sep 28, 2026 Everybody can reply
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So based on the story takes place in US, my take is:
The Hedron is the Class Consciousness
The Hiss is MAGA
The Board is USA elites"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me drinking a Liquid Marijuana and deciding one of my characters should speak solely in rhyme
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there are truly all kinds of guys online
name redacted screenshot of bsky post thread start:

"feel like Control Resonant story is kinda fascist


4:35 AM

Sep 28, 2026 Everybody can reply
2 likes
1 save

So based on the story takes place in US, my take is:
The Hedron is the Class Consciousness
The Hiss is MAGA
The Board is USA elites"
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's not a tree, it's a forest
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Susan Sarandon's huge eyes are made for batting, and she knows it. She has become a terrific comedienne. (A friend of mine says she wears her eyes on her sleeve.) (1987)
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she's so fucking hot
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is. is he gonna fucking do a batman movie. because at this point with the paramount/warner merger going on i'd believe something this stupid could happen
Chris Hansen post where he says "Robert Pattinson is playing me in the new movie Primetime. Two can play at that game."
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think the control resonant hotfix is a Mistake. i'm playing the game unpatched and the dancer died way too fast for how cool of a fight that was
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey what the fuck
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[laughs] [does not answer]
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i cant explain this but illumination movies have the specific freak energy of depraved smut made by asexuals
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i gotta be so real: the fact that townfall is a big expansive AA affair and not a bizarre interface game is the worst decision screen burn could have made
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you block me please?
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scream mask shawty @strida.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someday there will only be one name left to google. will u type it in?
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if this is true this is the best news i could ever ask for. one of my favorite games no longer with the asterisk that it's "written by the creator of a game literally called Waifu Death Squad"
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
nothing to even say about the saber thing. lmfao at this point just give stella your job as ceo. she won
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He's a genocide supporter. Hope his plane crashes
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
im pretty sure im some kind of shadowbanned but i dont give a Shit i do this because i love it and by this i don't really know what i mean by that
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
and yet i watched the whole first season. it's the most watchably insane slop, but it's so watchable. the tom hardy venom trilogy of anime
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
-"bob.. you keep asking me.. Please understand that I do not know." -Take a look, y'all: -"sut....da fuk up/We'll see what twitter has to say about this" -"they should make pasta shaped like a gun"
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it wouldn't happen. but i could see a world where she fucks wade whipple, friend of knuckles
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
seriously? we're just calling Dems ogres now? why would a Dem vote for someone who calls Dems ogres?
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i wonder how many people have done drive/once double features before now. probably zero? that number is about to be a whole lot. horrible day for middle aged white guys who went to college
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
bought ambrosia sky out of respect to devs trying to make something weird but god if they're saying all the wrong things in response to interview questions and discussions about why they cut the game to two acts
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Cabbit @leedle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
tf
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I thought Nolan's Odyssey was great. Loved the last act. Excellent filmmaking. I want you to know this so you know when I say that there was a weird stilted quality to some of the dialogue back and forth that felt like AI slop "this will kill hollywood" videos dialogue, you know I'm not insane
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
keep shawn levy away from guys named ryan
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What are you going ON about man. That doesn't even make any sense
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love you 😍
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i can't believe we're now getting paul laurenzi fanart in big 2026. horny french middlebrow art crossing over with the horny internet artist community
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
speaking of what everyone on bluesky is like
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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princess beach @princessbeach.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i'm actually astounded at how many posts are being suckered in by the bit here. bluesky really is just composed of the dumbest people, but they're just dumb in these specific way that makes them assume they know better than everyone else
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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