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@princeofthreads.bsky.social
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Miles. weird & frilly little man. Draws Comics. Posts photos. Talks about clothes. Anime. Art. Games.

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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 19h
I have not gotten to go out and get drunk and dance and feel safe doing so since college. And tbh I was in permanent fear mode back then so, perhaps it’s never happened before. AND it was a vampire party. Really grateful and happy.
Me smiling and slightly sweaty with vampire fangs Me in my vampire fit which involves monkstrap shoes red thigh highs faux leather hotpants, a poofy white shirt with pin tucks, a lot of chain necklaces, and a long leather jacket.  Me leaning into the shadows wearing a poofy shirt and hotpants. Legs are out and about.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😇thank you
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We out here eating garlic cloves anyways
Max and I in leather jackets with vampire fangs
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went for a walk
A small branch of leaves blocking the sun shining through the bushes. The edges of the leaves are glowing2 blooming flowers at the base of a tree with the sun shining on them. Their petals are white and lavender and reaching.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What made me share this story unprompted on the internet today? Oh yknow. Zeitgeist. Vibes.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Afterwards like, 5 quieter women came up to me in a small cluster to talk about it (sweet of them) and one of them point blank asked “hey so like, that was about sexual assault, right?” And I was like “yeah, basically”. Symbols certainly resonate differently with different people.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have a very strong memory of making a (simple, poorly) animated piece of art for a class and the critique was mostly dominated by a couple of guys saying “yeah this looks like a cool rave, like a in a warehouse, I like it” back & forth with each other.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy for everyone enjoying the dressmaker sim, my main takeaway from seeing footage is that 1. I’m a snob (we knew this) and 2. it’s a good thing streamers don’t usually design clothes
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Were I to be raised in a time even slightly more cynical of higher education, were I to be any less naively dedicated in my belief that yes I really did need to read all 450 pages of assigned reading, its wings would not carry the same shine.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really had to pull my brain through many horrible cocoons to finally get it to be a butterfly, but I can be anywhere in the world and the way I see the world and think about what is around me will still be that butterfly, and flutter for me.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last repost requires a disclaimer that my undergrad education was actually excellent by most standards, and ritzy. But nonetheless I frequently think to myself that the conditions which caused my brain to form as is (and as is, it is my greatest treasure) could no longer be found in the world.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks @maxkriegervg.bsky.social for the photo :)
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It me leg
Miles posing aggressively on a throne with a tv head skeleton behind them and a skull by their side. The lighting is all over the place and their thigh is lit by the glow of a CRT
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My submission to the Communal blackout poetry room
A page of a book blacked out so that only the following words remain: 
“Epilogue: Subject effectively handled transition. Guardian angel would be enough at the moment of transition. Did he have to manifest? Perhaps unwise?”
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sad & have a headache this morning but at least I’m the hottest person at the grocery store
Miles in a purple hoodie covered in embroidery and black jeans, taking a mirror selfie.Closeup of miles with their glasses off still wearing the hoodie. Lots of chains around their neck, and the sun is in their face
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Will? Excuse me?
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First time I’ve been insulted by a fortune cookie.
Miles’ hand holding a fortune that says “Your style will look fabulous”. The “Will” is offensive and load bearing
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am sorry
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who allowed nature to create something as horny as flowers? Surely not god.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
also likely gonna be my last pgh ren faire with this one, grateful for all the times we got to go
miles and imiles giving me a flowermiles w turkey leg
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sweaty elf
Miles with elf ears some chains a poofy shirt velvet vest and shorts and more chains and adventuring bootsMiles with elf ears and chain necklaces and messy hair
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The AC unit blowing my hair around in these was a paid actor
Selfie of miles looking left with their hair blowing aroundSelfie of miles looking towards the camera with their hair blowing around. Full outfit pic with shorts thigh highs a mesh undershirt and a red and black velvet button up. Oh and a lot of chain necklaces
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Walk into the giant eagle and this grocery store banner elephant & I instantly lock eyes and mutually dissociate
An extraordinarily haunted looking haphazardly painted blue elephant with wide white eyes
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The great contemplator
Max staring away from the camera with hand on face, wearing a shiny blue crown
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wikipedia editor who submitted it is the one who is bound up, btw
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When necessary and appropriate, I can disguise it, but the second the snobbiness in my heart is allowed an inch it takes a mile.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Marx LOVED material objects” I repeat to myself in the mirror for the 600th time. We share this sin together.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need several pairs of wings. I need a collection of jeweled crowns. I need artisan crafted swords. I need strappy leather objects which suggest utility but in reality are for holding teacups and colored feathers on my person at all times. Without these things? Surely I will perish.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need every gauzy big sleeve linen shirt ever made. I must own a monopoly on velvet pullovers with tasteful embroidery. All dangling moonstones with sterling silver settings are rightfully mine, sellers on eBay have simply borrowed them without asking before my birth, and must now hand them over.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unfortunately nothing activates my consumerist heart like a ren faire. Suddenly I am a hollow demon, and my soul and stomach can only be filled with all of the finest anachronistic material objects in the world.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I got secondhand pre stretched canvases and 10 year old half dried acrylic paint from a basement and no one can stop me
My fursona, When the Sun Hits the Water, wiggling in a pose on a small canvas. The paint is a little uneven but hey I’m usually a watercolor & gouache person
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Surely!
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’s a model
My cat pascal looking to the side. Behind him are 3 masquerade masks hanging on the wall My cat pascal yawning in the sun. You can see his whiskers all spread out
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Being 9 days post op is actually not The time to jump up and down and bend and activate your core, I know this because I am so smart and also because my core hurts
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me, stupid: wow i feel so good today let’s dance Me, 2 minutes of careless happy dancing later: hopital (I am fine I am just a moron)
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My mothers garden looking borderline obscene today
A vine blooming on power lines. It’s gorgeous but also after this bloom it’s getting cut down because it’s a fire hazard unfortunately The vine on the power line growing and falling down by the siding of the house. The sky is blue.Witch hazel trees and a gravel stone path under the power lines. There’s fences and suburban houses in the background.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Actually it has been about 5.5 days. This is basically a week. So. The point still stands.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now that it’s been a week, I’m tired of having to recover from surgery and I think I should just magically get better instead. I dedicated myself to it really hard and did my best to recover so good for a whole week. So. I think that should be enough. it should be over now. Thanks.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ah yes, my boyfriend, the terrible organ that punches me in the dick whenever I get too cocky. I told him last night that he had to move out and he woke me up at 6am screaming and trying to ram his arm through the drywall. Despite this, he will leave a cavern behind when he walks out the door.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Getting a profound lifelong source of pain removed from my body tomorrow. Sort of alarming how much it feels like a breakup compared to other operations and procedures I’ve prepared for. It is sort of hard to imagine what my life might be like and it is sort of scary to even try.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So, obviously, he dismisses all the servants, takes his robes off, and lies in the snow, freezing his body so that he can come in and gently cradle her frail body to bring her fever down. He does this weeping with yearning while the ED plays in the background and snow falls gently. And, it’s good!
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The (hot) brother of the emperor, hopelessly in love with the (ex concubine) Protagonist, finds her disgraced on a snowy mountain, with a wretched fever threatening her life. My goodness, there’s no doctor, no other help, and cool cloths aren’t bringing down the fever!
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have been watching a 57 hour long Chinese court drama (Empresses In The Palace) and have encountered this trope inverted for the first time.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of my long held favorite ridiculous sexual tension tropes is “it’s very cold and coincidentally only body heat from the person you have a complicated emotional bond with can keep you from freezing to death”. A concept I’ve adored since reading my first Zutara fic as a repressed 12 year old.
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A Pittsburgh staple!
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“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@deadbird.bsky.social @snoisonberry.bsky.social @failedawillsave.bsky.social
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