“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 19hI have not gotten to go out and get drunk and dance and feel safe doing so since college. And tbh I was in permanent fear mode back then so, perhaps it’s never happened before. AND it was a vampire party. Really grateful and happy. 3140
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We out here eating garlic cloves anyways 2241
Reposted by “Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola 472786546
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What made me share this story unprompted on the internet today? Oh yknow. Zeitgeist. Vibes. 020
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Afterwards like, 5 quieter women came up to me in a small cluster to talk about it (sweet of them) and one of them point blank asked “hey so like, that was about sexual assault, right?” And I was like “yeah, basically”. Symbols certainly resonate differently with different people. 140
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Have a very strong memory of making a (simple, poorly) animated piece of art for a class and the critique was mostly dominated by a couple of guys saying “yeah this looks like a cool rave, like a in a warehouse, I like it” back & forth with each other. 130
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Happy for everyone enjoying the dressmaker sim, my main takeaway from seeing footage is that 1. I’m a snob (we knew this) and 2. it’s a good thing streamers don’t usually design clothes 021
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Were I to be raised in a time even slightly more cynical of higher education, were I to be any less naively dedicated in my belief that yes I really did need to read all 450 pages of assigned reading, its wings would not carry the same shine. 030
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really had to pull my brain through many horrible cocoons to finally get it to be a butterfly, but I can be anywhere in the world and the way I see the world and think about what is around me will still be that butterfly, and flutter for me. 130
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Last repost requires a disclaimer that my undergrad education was actually excellent by most standards, and ritzy. But nonetheless I frequently think to myself that the conditions which caused my brain to form as is (and as is, it is my greatest treasure) could no longer be found in the world. 170
Reposted by “Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple 322916484
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thanks @maxkriegervg.bsky.social for the photo :) 020
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My submission to the Communal blackout poetry room 050
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sad & have a headache this morning but at least I’m the hottest person at the grocery store 160
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026First time I’ve been insulted by a fortune cookie. 141
Reposted by “Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am sorry 5540121502
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Who allowed nature to create something as horny as flowers? Surely not god. 030
Reposted by “Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026also likely gonna be my last pgh ren faire with this one, grateful for all the times we got to go 0351
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The AC unit blowing my hair around in these was a paid actor 0182
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Walk into the giant eagle and this grocery store banner elephant & I instantly lock eyes and mutually dissociate 0409
Reposted by “Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 122370787
Reposted by “Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the wikipedia editor who submitted it is the one who is bound up, btw 194134859
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When necessary and appropriate, I can disguise it, but the second the snobbiness in my heart is allowed an inch it takes a mile. 030
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Marx LOVED material objects” I repeat to myself in the mirror for the 600th time. We share this sin together. 0120
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I need several pairs of wings. I need a collection of jeweled crowns. I need artisan crafted swords. I need strappy leather objects which suggest utility but in reality are for holding teacups and colored feathers on my person at all times. Without these things? Surely I will perish. 1110
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I need every gauzy big sleeve linen shirt ever made. I must own a monopoly on velvet pullovers with tasteful embroidery. All dangling moonstones with sterling silver settings are rightfully mine, sellers on eBay have simply borrowed them without asking before my birth, and must now hand them over. 1130
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Unfortunately nothing activates my consumerist heart like a ren faire. Suddenly I am a hollow demon, and my soul and stomach can only be filled with all of the finest anachronistic material objects in the world. 2478
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I got secondhand pre stretched canvases and 10 year old half dried acrylic paint from a basement and no one can stop me 020
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Being 9 days post op is actually not The time to jump up and down and bend and activate your core, I know this because I am so smart and also because my core hurts 030
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me, stupid: wow i feel so good today let’s dance Me, 2 minutes of careless happy dancing later: hopital (I am fine I am just a moron) 140
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My mothers garden looking borderline obscene today 010
Reposted by “Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047191037
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Actually it has been about 5.5 days. This is basically a week. So. The point still stands. 040
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Now that it’s been a week, I’m tired of having to recover from surgery and I think I should just magically get better instead. I dedicated myself to it really hard and did my best to recover so good for a whole week. So. I think that should be enough. it should be over now. Thanks. 160
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ah yes, my boyfriend, the terrible organ that punches me in the dick whenever I get too cocky. I told him last night that he had to move out and he woke me up at 6am screaming and trying to ram his arm through the drywall. Despite this, he will leave a cavern behind when he walks out the door. 020
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Getting a profound lifelong source of pain removed from my body tomorrow. Sort of alarming how much it feels like a breakup compared to other operations and procedures I’ve prepared for. It is sort of hard to imagine what my life might be like and it is sort of scary to even try. 180
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026So, obviously, he dismisses all the servants, takes his robes off, and lies in the snow, freezing his body so that he can come in and gently cradle her frail body to bring her fever down. He does this weeping with yearning while the ED plays in the background and snow falls gently. And, it’s good! 010
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The (hot) brother of the emperor, hopelessly in love with the (ex concubine) Protagonist, finds her disgraced on a snowy mountain, with a wretched fever threatening her life. My goodness, there’s no doctor, no other help, and cool cloths aren’t bringing down the fever! 100
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have been watching a 57 hour long Chinese court drama (Empresses In The Palace) and have encountered this trope inverted for the first time. 100
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026One of my long held favorite ridiculous sexual tension tropes is “it’s very cold and coincidentally only body heat from the person you have a complicated emotional bond with can keep you from freezing to death”. A concept I’ve adored since reading my first Zutara fic as a repressed 12 year old. 120
“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“ @princeofthreads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026@deadbird.bsky.social @snoisonberry.bsky.social @failedawillsave.bsky.social 200