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Pretzelzcollie

@pretzelzcollie.bsky.social
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I guess Im still a dog person on the internet. Motorcycles/4x4 overlanding/motor sports/snow sports. I do CJIS IT stuff for a living. Old and broken but still fighting that good fight www.pretzelzcollie.com I also make stuff www.gdfab.com

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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting better at this thing, I think next week it's time to try some off-road stuff. Wonder how long before I ride this thing in fursuit...I get so many looks already, that would be fuckin epic 🤣
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm calling my new EUC addiction my midlife crisis. Getting better with every ride. I am The Handless Wheeler.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If anyone has reached out via the GDFAB website for quotes I'm learning my email server thing or isn't working 🙄 Pls DM me on Telegram @ Pretzelz while I get this domain email/quote situation sorted.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Custom waterproof & UV resistant outdoor stickers that'll outlast us all soon to be added to my catalog of offerings. Doing some product testing w/ different materials & suppliers for quality control as they get real world tested in tough outdoor conditions to determine the most indestructible ^^
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A few other things I've been working on to determine custom commission offerings. Have a vinyl cutting machine on order to do stickers and large graphics too
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Full color print on Cole on aluminum, offset mounted on a brushed aluminum base. Total dimensions 15x22" Next is my grumpy collie cut out of aluminum & UV printed, hopefully find some purple heart hardwood to mount him on ^^
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Making some metal signs to test out my new UV printer. Soon Imma be offering full color aluminum character cut out wall art 😁
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exciting things happening with the furry side of my business. I've been investing in some equipment to do some really cool stuff. I'm on track to start taking custom commissions in August. I'm about to show you all some stuff you never knew you needed in your life 😁 More to come soon! ^^
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is carrying Blue on top of his head. Blue looks wide-eyed and stunned, completely wrung dry and shriveled, hanging limp like a rag.
Narration: How to revive an oversocialised introvert:
1. Gently remove from crowds.

Green gently lowers shriveled Blue into a metal stock pot. The pot's lid is leaning against the pot on the side.
Narration: 2. Place in a chilled, dark and quiet place, away from strong smells and sounds.

Sitting down to wait next to the now lidded pot, Green reads a newspaper.
Narration: 3. Let simmer until normal.

Green turns to look towards the pot as Blue peers out, still not fully recovered but now looking much more like his regular self.
Green: Feeling any better yet?
Blue: A little.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just doing gay stuff playing with my wood in my workshop. Got some really fun projects in progress ^^ Its taken awhile but my little business is finally starting to take shape.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around as Green looks out of the window, both looking enthusiastic.
Green: Look! It's snowing!
Blue: My favourite weather!

Blue and Green talk as they are on their way somewhere.
Blue: Remind me to get paint stripper on our way home.
Green: Okay!

Visiting Blue's parents, Blue's mother is sitting on top of a big crate, while his father is sitting on the ground next to it. Blue looks at the crate eagerly.
Blue's mother: We have a whole crate of this stuff we can't get rid of.
Blue: That's the exact stuff I needed!

Soon enough, Blue and Green are back on their way, dragging the massive crate home. Blue raises an eyebrow in distrust.
Blue: Today has been going suspiciously well.
Green: It's your birthday.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
14 years ago a motorcycle wreck ended my participation in the sport I loved. When I ordered this @theicedogs.bsky.social jersey I had no idea I'd be joining an adaptive sled ice hockey league this spring as a goalie. Until I get an actual team jersey, I'm rocking this one. Thank you guys, I love it!
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rubberbeefcake 🔜 MIR @rubberbeefcake.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Squeak 😈✨ w/ @xaicorrupted.bsky.social #squeakysaturday #rubber #latex #rubberdrone #rubbergimp
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Gale Frostbane @galefrostbane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Smooth, squeaky, shiny...💜🖤 Enter the dungeon and let's see what fun we can have 😼 📸 @firra.ca #ThirstyThursday #Fursuit #Furry #Latex #Rubber #Paws
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I had more stupid comments from con goers this BLFC than I ever have at a con about "looking like a pirate" because of my appearace like its some sort of joke. This is why people with disabilities are so self conscious because people can't resist saying the dumbest, most insensitive shit.
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Camp Paw @camppaw.org · 30/08/2025
Our resident camp photo cat @pepper.snowcat.link has finished processing all the photos from this year's Camp Paw! This year we're also featuring photos from multiple talented campers - @collies.xyz, @phenris.bsky.social, Kiefer, and Chris! photos.snowcat.link/camppaw/2025
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
If any mutuals got room space for my hubby & myself at LVFC pls let me know, that 2nd wave was sold out before I could hit the reserve button after refreshing the browser 🫠
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Shakedown test weekend of the overlanding trailer I built was a success, its ready for the 2k mile round trip to camp paw next week & many other fun adventures in the future 😁
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Still no fursuit or smutty latex or gear pics 😢 so I'll drop a few more random things from my recent adventures. Maybe next weekend I can get some fluffy or other kinds of content. Finishing up some fabrication work this weekend on a custom trailer I'm building for a trip next month ^^
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I've got a 5 day weekend, I should make some fursuit content 🤔
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Some people flock to the chaos on holiday weekends. Im not some people. Laying in a hammock on a mountain in the middle of nowhere is more my idea of a good time ☺️
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I don't know why I am so drawn to this thing but I love it. I never thought I would find an EV appealing, but here we are. I got 2 years to think on it and request my $50 deposit back if I change my mind but gawd this looks like the perfect little run around town/commuter/dog transport/utility truck
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🔞 Breck 🔜 BLFC, need LVFC bed @breckthepanther.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@bycats4cats.bsky.social at #lvfc #lvfc25 #furry
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Arky @arkybarks.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Are shiny dog’s allowed on the bed ? ✨☺️💜 #SqueakySaturday
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is eating some kind of a crunchy snack out of a packet, surrounded by nothing but the loud audible sound of his chewing, without a care in the world.

 Blue manifests out of thin air, already in the middle of a sentence. He looks at Green with a puzzled look on his face, as Green spits out whatever he was chewing on in shock and surprise.
Blue: ...Work either way, so- wait, are you listening at all?

Green turns towards Blue, still clearly shaken. Blue looks at him, incredulous.
Green: I had no idea you're there! You know I can't hear anything when I'm chewing!
Blue: I'm still not sure that's a real thing.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
3 years of saying "I'm going to rent an excavator in the next couple weeks & clean up the backyard" I finally did it. Excited to finally make this an awesome functional space instead of a trashy jungle of weeds and ugly overgrown vegetation
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
After losing my Golden Retriever of almost 15 years last month, I contacted a Golden Retriever rescue organization and these two sweet angels now have a forever home with us. Boils my blood some puppy mill scumbags neglected & mistreated them using them to just make puppies. They are doing so well ❤️
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Forgot to post this. I really wanted that to be my 1st ever tattoo. 2 decades of wanting one and a year of overthinking it I finally committed. Really happy with how he turned out 🙂
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Streak @streaker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I swear after doing theses latex photos I just can’t look at latex the same. So much potential!
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
1st snow camping trip of the season! Many more to follow, so pumped for winter ^^
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I'm gonna be the Pirates of the Carribean prison dog tomorrow, full suiting all day at the office. Got my cooling vest with 2 sets of packs ready in the fridge. This is going to be an intense commitment 😵‍💫
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Some insta 360 clips from BLFC. I dunno, I suck at editing and when I thought I had it all figured out for IG, Bluesky had an even shorter video limit so I just sort of smashed something together 🙃 The editing part is why I don't do video stuff often lol
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks over his shoulder, as Green approaches him, wrapped in a blanket and looking haunted and unsettled.
Green: I had a dream that I had done some terrible thing.

A vision of Green's dream, where Green himself looks regretful and overcome with grief, while Blue sits with his back towards him, angry.
Green, narrating: You told me it will take years for you to ever forgive or trust me again.

Not angry in any way, Blue calmly asks Green a question.
Blue: What did you do? In the dream?

Still wrapped in his blanket, Green slowly comes to his senses, and looks deeply puzzled.
Green: I had... Accidentally e-mailed someone a pinecone?
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Keep scrolling, this isn't anything important. I'm just seeing how the video thing works with this pointless test video I took with my 360 cam 😝
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Bar vibe wuff 📸 @pey-yote.bsky.social
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Devils Tower 😈👽
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Mt Rushmore and the Badlands ^^ Next stops Devils Tower and Yellowstone
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
I need a proper photographer with me...I'm just an idiot with a cell phone and go-pros editing 1/10th of the pictures I'm taking enough to post haha. Of course just in partial because...well...driving across the country solo. Also yes this character wears patch over his left eye, as I do IRL
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Full suit of my new wuff 🙂
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
Those of you who know me know I love bc4c suits...this wuff is the newest addition to my floofy family. Thanks @bycats4cats.bsky.social for another amazing creation.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
More dumb latex collie from Romp @stoicwolf.bsky.social is responsible for these ^^ Thank ya buddy! Had a really good time seeing everyone ☺️ I seriously need to be more active in the community again.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Dumb latex doggo at Romp with @wufky.bsky.social keeping the crowd going with the music. Had a great time, can't wait for the next one with my shiny new fursuit & all new character I'm getting next month! I dunno about the pictures dude but I'll give credit where credit is due when I figure that out
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
New prosthetics! ^^
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Desert adventure!
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
Had a great little adventure over the weekend finding some solitude
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Chaokita @borkehlicious.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Comfy :3 ✂️ @critterworkshop.bsky.social 📸 @avocadosnek.bsky.social
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Tav Tiggy @tavvytiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Finally got to try on my new suit from @forfunbangkok.bsky.social. I'm so happy with it :D
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Slash Sabercat @slashsabercat.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
World famous hugs 🤗 /w @bewareofdog.bsky.social
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
My green wuff Juke ^^ 6 years later he has seen better days (10 or 11 years old in total) but he is still very much a part of my life!
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
This was probably 10 years ago and I don't even remember what con & I definitely don't remember this picture being taken, but what I can tell you is that dancing pole was the only thing keeping me upright...I was sooo shitfaced drunk 🥴 I'm really glad I stopped drinking, so many memories were lost
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