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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 19h

Woo free fish dish just from passing by a restaurant Wait... Can anyone taste test it for otter poisoning?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Phone: beep! Did you know there's an otter game out now? Me: *screams externally* 😱 *throws steam deck out the window*

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Haven't gotten a shave and a haircut all summer, until yesterday Feels weird looking in the mirror now. Used to be look like a religious fanatic, now I look like a deranged lunatic. I should get a new face

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Me: *that awkward moment in the night when you forget how to word* Me: ... ... ... I can see you word you know Me: ... Me: ... Me: ... Me: 😡 that's it! You just lost your brain privileges

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Ah, waking up to the sounds of management taking away our stairs

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Had to answer the door to a delivery person that had the wrong address Really wish I could of scored their package of box wine, but no! 😭

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

*Sees the forecast on TV quickly pass by* What do you mean the weather is gonna be sticky!?

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My bear proof ice chest has been kidnapped I blame otters

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Did I buy a snack just because it looked vaguely furry? Yes... I'm not immune to propaganda! 😭

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Suddenly had a things appear before me. Very concerned that they taste—and smell—Like what they're emulating

A tattered package of firecracker pop flavored Oreos

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

There's a couple of fires on opposite ends of the region (both very far away from home, so I'm safe) and that's causing sporadic power outages all over town. Somehow, I still have power while everyone else around me is dark This is the beginning of a disaster flick, isn't it?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Huh. Why does my plastic bag have an expiration date?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Why did a squirrel just knock on my patio door!? 😮

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Oh no Hearing it's World Otter Day Somebody save me! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Ah, missing an important call because I didn't have my phone with me while I was in the bathroom Darn you bladder! Why have you forsaken me!? D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ah, getting the call that my car's engine borked... Again... At least this time it'll be covered, but still! I blame otters, trying to break my ottermobile x.x

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ah, waking up to a product recall Why must my button batteries be so tasty!? D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me: *opens the window blinds* *sees a bunny next to the trash* Stare down start!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

*borrows my mom's car for a moment while my car is in the shop* *Turns on the radio for the first time this millennium* Radio: Otter! Me: *shrieks externally* they're following me! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Being bombarded by so many offers to buy fast food for a little over $4 today. Huh I should save my money and buy a weed instead

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

*finally pushes the "Do Taxes" button* Gah that's painful Need a palate cleanser stat! Queue the cute furry injection

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Oh, quick LVFC review. Pros: amazing atmosphere, friendly furs, constant fun, a unique feeling of community Cons: oh so hot, gets crowded quick, not many traditional con events, too many otters 9/10 would attend again

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I got a stain on my shirt. I blame otters. Last day at LVFC! Say hi if you haven't

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It's Saturday at a con At least there's no way any otters will ever gather in Las Vegas

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Oh right, I'm at LVFC. First time here. Who else is here that can show me what's popping here? Otters need not apply

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

*looks through my camera roll* Huh. Don't remember taking this, but there's so much off with this. 1: I don't shop 2: I don't dairy 3: I don't Ohio

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

That's exciting! Seeing that old Pokémon games are coming back to the modern age. You know what that means!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Ah, gotta love an 11th hour appointment cancellation due to suddenly snow Who's gonna steal my blood now!?

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Getting over my phobia of mysterious hallway boxes by making dinner

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Hmmm... License plate AUTTER Oh no...

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I'm suddenly wishing I could get Waffle House delivered

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

So... there's major tech issues on the eve of fur cons Huh

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Oh, it's almost time for FC My heart says go My mind, car, and wallet say no Oh well. At least me not making it means the mountains not blizzard, so that's a boon for everyone driving there.

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Ah, nothing like getting home after being the brick wall someone ran into only to find a bottle of ranch at my doorstep. One of these days, things will make sense

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

We've reached the post-Thanksgiving tradition of playing "What's in the box? Fridge Edition" In this round: Is it leftover burnt turkey with cranberry sauce or chocolate cake with raspberry filling? Time for a taste test!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Alright, still slightly sick, but will finally try to play the game later (Editor's note: he's had it for weeks, but been too busy to boot it up.) (Editor's Editor's note: he's actually procrastinating because he can't think of a good Trainer name yet.) Editor's editor's Editor's note: >:|

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Oh Didn't see that coming Apparently the mystery malady looks to be hoof-and-mouth Which one of you ungulates did this to me!? D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Went to the doctor today for a scheduled checkup. Completely unrelated, random symptoms popped up just before and now it's a toss up on if I was exposed to a random allergen, I got bed bugs again, or it's suddenly syphilis. Choose your favorite malady and vote now!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

They gave me an extra hour of sleep and all I got out of it was an extra sore shoulder

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

It's one of the rough days of the year Taking my boyfriend to the airport All the energy: gone All the tears: here Some other third thing: can't think of anything

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

WHY IS THERE A USED PIZZA BOX AT MY FRONT DOOR?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

The time to leave BLFC has come It was fun

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

I didn't know where this came from and now it's stuck! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

The wandering at BLFC continues Wonder who I'll bump into next

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Wandering about BLFC and got stuck wearing this and now I'm scared! D:

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Woo I'm at #BLFC2025 WHO ELSE IS HERE!? (Otters need not apply)

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Oh, also, who is coming to BLFC?!

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stoicwolf @stoicwolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Oh right. Forgot to share Doing a meet & greet at BLFC. Bring your DS or 3DS with Swapnote and chat & doodle like it's 2006 or 2014! (That's when the 3DS was big right?)

A Nintendo DS with PictoChat on.

Messages say:

PictoChat & Swapnote Party
October 16th, 1PM, Cascade Room
Bring your own system
Woo BLFC!

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