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Pretzelzcollie

@pretzelzcollie.bsky.social
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I guess Im still a dog person on the internet. Motorcycles/4x4 overlanding/motor sports/snow sports. I do CJIS IT stuff for a living. Old and broken but still fighting that good fight www.pretzelzcollie.com I also make stuff www.gdfab.com

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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting better at this thing, I think next week it's time to try some off-road stuff. Wonder how long before I ride this thing in fursuit...I get so many looks already, that would be fuckin epic 🤣
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need to find my chest armor, its somewhere in my spare room. Ive taken some serious tumbles on this so far and the gear has done its job well. Tempted to try wearing my 1 piece track racing leathers, but I know that'll get uncomfortably warm
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Eventually...I'm still trying to figure out how to just ride the thing without crashing lol. That was the first ride I finally figured out how to start from a stop without dropping it 5 times first 😂
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ive only hit like 30 or 35mph but it can do about 50. Its the offroad model so it was designed more for suspension and torque. There are street/race models that can go over 90mph 😱
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It really is!
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm calling my new EUC addiction my midlife crisis. Getting better with every ride. I am The Handless Wheeler.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I got you on Telegram
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If anyone has reached out via the GDFAB website for quotes I'm learning my email server thing or isn't working 🙄 Pls DM me on Telegram @ Pretzelz while I get this domain email/quote situation sorted.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Custom waterproof & UV resistant outdoor stickers that'll outlast us all soon to be added to my catalog of offerings. Doing some product testing w/ different materials & suppliers for quality control as they get real world tested in tough outdoor conditions to determine the most indestructible ^^
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Im not sure if *this* is the answer, but I'm going to keep trying things until I find the best selection of offerings.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A few other things I've been working on to determine custom commission offerings. Have a vinyl cutting machine on order to do stickers and large graphics too
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Full color print on Cole on aluminum, offset mounted on a brushed aluminum base. Total dimensions 15x22" Next is my grumpy collie cut out of aluminum & UV printed, hopefully find some purple heart hardwood to mount him on ^^
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Making some metal signs to test out my new UV printer. Soon Imma be offering full color aluminum character cut out wall art 😁
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sure, hop on my website at www.gdfab.com and in the navigation, you will see "requests to quote", just fill that out and I will reach out to get more information from you on it.
gdfab.com
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exciting things happening with the furry side of my business. I've been investing in some equipment to do some really cool stuff. I'm on track to start taking custom commissions in August. I'm about to show you all some stuff you never knew you needed in your life 😁 More to come soon! ^^
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is carrying Blue on top of his head. Blue looks wide-eyed and stunned, completely wrung dry and shriveled, hanging limp like a rag.
Narration: How to revive an oversocialised introvert:
1. Gently remove from crowds.

Green gently lowers shriveled Blue into a metal stock pot. The pot's lid is leaning against the pot on the side.
Narration: 2. Place in a chilled, dark and quiet place, away from strong smells and sounds.

Sitting down to wait next to the now lidded pot, Green reads a newspaper.
Narration: 3. Let simmer until normal.

Green turns to look towards the pot as Blue peers out, still not fully recovered but now looking much more like his regular self.
Green: Feeling any better yet?
Blue: A little.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I saw something about a Ford got bricked while trying to remotely update the firmware on a power window module 😆 I learned I missed the data sharing tech in my Toyota Tacoma by 1 year. That's officially the newest vehicle I'll own. Don't need my truck snitching on me to LexisNexis for my insurance
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah that happens sometimes too 🤣 The more automotive technology "advances" the more I'm finding myself preferring older vehicles without all the tech and screens, and I'm kind of having fun with them although I definitely need to be sure my AAA is paid up lmao
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Anything with intentional stop/start is too new for me but I did once drive a company truck and had a rental with it. Such a weird thing. The ones that shut off at lights from unintended stalling and leaving you hoping it'll restart before the light turns green is more my style 😆
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just doing gay stuff playing with my wood in my workshop. Got some really fun projects in progress ^^ Its taken awhile but my little business is finally starting to take shape.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵🐶🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I'm excited to get this going 🤗
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around as Green looks out of the window, both looking enthusiastic.
Green: Look! It's snowing!
Blue: My favourite weather!

Blue and Green talk as they are on their way somewhere.
Blue: Remind me to get paint stripper on our way home.
Green: Okay!

Visiting Blue's parents, Blue's mother is sitting on top of a big crate, while his father is sitting on the ground next to it. Blue looks at the crate eagerly.
Blue's mother: We have a whole crate of this stuff we can't get rid of.
Blue: That's the exact stuff I needed!

Soon enough, Blue and Green are back on their way, dragging the massive crate home. Blue raises an eyebrow in distrust.
Blue: Today has been going suspiciously well.
Green: It's your birthday.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
🐶🐾
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I'll probably be more of a comedy show fumbling about out on the ice haha...I have no idea how this is going to work but Imma figure it out! 😅
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
14 years ago a motorcycle wreck ended my participation in the sport I loved. When I ordered this @theicedogs.bsky.social jersey I had no idea I'd be joining an adaptive sled ice hockey league this spring as a goalie. Until I get an actual team jersey, I'm rocking this one. Thank you guys, I love it!
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I sense the envy Base, its ok. Breck gets a pass because his grumpy panther was my inspiration for my grumpy wolf character to better align with my grumpy ass these days (He's secretly a dog too though...as with many other things...he's just a little confused so I cut him some slack 😝)
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Too much feline aesthetics, not enough canine
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rubberbeefcake 🔜 MIR @rubberbeefcake.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Squeak 😈✨ w/ @xaicorrupted.bsky.social #squeakysaturday #rubber #latex #rubberdrone #rubbergimp
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Gale Frostbane @galefrostbane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Smooth, squeaky, shiny...💜🖤 Enter the dungeon and let's see what fun we can have 😼 📸 @firra.ca #ThirstyThursday #Fursuit #Furry #Latex #Rubber #Paws
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
OMFG 🥵
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Not a day goes by I don't struggle with my mental health with it all, but I get up and push on. People have no idea how quickly those completely unnecessary comments send me spiraling. I know people are looking at me. I know people are judging me. I don't need the verbal confirmation.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What the actual fuck is wrong with those of you who can't be mature adults around those with physical differences? I have prosthetic arms because they help me function & wear a patch over my bad eye because it doesn't fucking work right causing bad double vision, vertigo & is very painful to light.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I had more stupid comments from con goers this BLFC than I ever have at a con about "looking like a pirate" because of my appearace like its some sort of joke. This is why people with disabilities are so self conscious because people can't resist saying the dumbest, most insensitive shit.
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I was just annoyed because I declined his initial invitation, that should've been the end of it but he was very persistent practically guilt tripping me for not doing it to the point I debated leaving the dance, like I'm vibin leave me tf alone, getting on stage doesn't sound like a good time to me
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Probably the same dude that was begging me multiple times to go up, I finally caved when he cornered me in the headless lounge. I put my head back on & he vanished, never saw him again lol
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🥺😭
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
OMG 🔥🔥🔥🥵
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Pretzelzcollie @pretzelzcollie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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