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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you Boston.com! This is very important to me! www.boston.com/sports/bosto...
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Actor Nick Offerman praises his ‘son’ Payton Tolle for his baseball antics, mustache
Nick Offerman — who played Ron Swanson in the NBC series "Parks and Recreation" — had plenty of praise for his doppelganger, Payton Tolle.
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
seriously thinking about changing my name on here to babevigoda
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so processing of wild game is not okay but a rape of one of your own students with tons of evidence including an entire complicit frat is totally fine? FUCK YOU, cornell. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/07/n...
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Students Skinned a Bear in a Dorm. Cornell Realized It Should Ban That.
After two Cornell University students skinned a black bear in a communal kitchen last year to make a meal, the school changed the rules.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shame on @cornelluniversity.bsky.social. a woman's personal safety is not for trade for 7 essays. you've expelled far more for far less. way to show the world and future applicants exactly what you stand for.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Trash Heap Creature
Alt: Marjorie, the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
those are called treasure islands and not smores!
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do not vote for democrats like this. let them lose
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the new england kehd in me kinda wants an empty one made into a purse.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i recently went to a coffee shop in danvers where they sell a fluff it bucket (a 32 oz pail of fluffernutter coffee) and they had the largest fluff containers i've ever seen stacked floor to ceiling.
large buckets of marshmallow fluff stacked up vertically with a sign attached that says "PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THE FLUFF!!!"
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mine are scheduled for early oct!
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly, going to a concert at gillette is one of the least luxury experiences, kraft is so incredibly gross as a human, and i'd rather die than pay to see ed sheeran live so, free palestine. 🍉🍉🍉
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WHAT. i am in pop culture shock you had not seen this previously.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a Disney Princess, wrong answers only.
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Elvira: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Alt: Elvira saying, "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall who's the most drop dead gorgeous one of all?"
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indigenous people are defying Canada's anti-LGBTQ+ laws and offering a safe haven for trans people on their land globalnews.ca/news/1205333...
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Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 05/09/2026
"have you asked chatgpt ?' no mf, I conferred with Zoltar
Zoltar, the arcade fortune teller featured in Big (198x, Tom Hanks, Robert Loggia)
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
so are we gonna get a bunch of political analysis thumbsucker pieces about the cautionary tale of a promising youngish politico who torpedoed his career by latching on to the biological gender extremists who are attempting to drag the Democratic Party into hugely unpopular political waters or nah
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i don't hate you. never have! (i know that doesn't get rid of the bad brain parts that tell you different, but you're a fantastic human.)
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
we went away last weekend for a lovah's pre-bday getaway in the berkshires and the entire time in the hottub (post-space cake consumption) i kept saying "shanks."
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
popping jewelweed seed pods in the woods. when i wear a new dress and someone compliments me on it (tell people they look cute, dammit!). friends who bring me back things from their travel adventures. being with someone who takes the time to make things like birthdays special. hot tubs.
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Will Ferrell Jacuzzi Eating Sketch
ALT: Will Ferrell Jacuzzi Eating Sketch
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i need to start my happy lists up again. the start of the academic year is upon us as is the doom of knowing fall is short and winter is coming. here goes.
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Beth Andres-Beck @beth4ma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Seth Moulton Loses Day to all who celebrate!
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
basic broccoli bitch september. 🫂
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or… your September will be just fine because I’m not wishing any negative stuff on you lovely people
a power locker in western MA near the hoosac train tunnel that says "broccoli bitch" on it, as well as a version of the fish bone (band) logo).
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
also, with all utmost respect, how is peg not everyone's favorite steely dan song.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
consider this reparations for every dude who has tried to extol the virtues of rush to me throughout the years.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just voted for you after work in melrose. go team markey!
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
would hit both.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wearing a tight sweater to the office today in honor of miss dolly
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wendy norris @wendynorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's been such an awful couple of years. Let's honor one of the best people on the planet.
Top image: Star Wars logo on a dark field of stars.
Bottom image: Scene of Dolly Parton's character seated behind a typewriter in the movie "9 to 5."

Caption: If 5/4 is Star Wars Day, can 9/25 be Dolly Parton Day?
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Mathew Helman @mathelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are you kidding with this, @sethmoulton.bsky.social ?? Parking in a handicap spot while campaigning for #MASen?!?! REALLY?!?! #mapoli #bospoli @edmarkey.bsky.social @universalhub.com
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026
Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
horizontal striped tshirts
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: I'm not a woman, I'm not a man / I am something that you'll never understand.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i'm high. we're watching the red sox. solve this mystery for me. wally, the red sox mascot and his sister tessie, where they hatched in an egg or was there a birth situation? i have way too many questions about his origin story.
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Wally Green Monster Mascot's Playful Turn
ALT: Wally Green Monster Mascot's Playful Turn
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Price Is Right Oops
ALT: Price Is Right Oops
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
boy toy 411 valley girl turducken cosmic microwave background
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dude had GAME.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
there's a reason why when you google 'al kaprielian,' the first thing that pops up is 'al kaprielian wife.'
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i need it in candy pink plz
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Alicia Stoller @aliciastoller.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Whenever I hear people say, "It's such a small number of kids," I always think about Charles Schulz answering a 10-year-old's letter asking what makes a good citizen by saying, "I believe that our greatest strength lies always in the protection of our smallest minorities.” Every child matters.
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Charles Schulz on Being a Good Citizen
In 1970 as part of a class project, 10-year-old Joel Linton wrote to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz to ask him, “What do you think makes a good citizen?” Schulz
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@grahams.bsky.social this is dos burros coded
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@uncertain.fm this needs to be someone's bumper.
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i'm 94.6% sure that account is a bot.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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b @prettydreamy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Rhori Housewives
ALT: Rhori Housewives
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