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@presto.gay
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evil ass bunny 29 - They/Them - bi - Detroit, MI - Married Fuck AI. Shameless wifeguy. Occasional artist. Plays dress up as a robot bee because cosplay is fun.

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Enkiko bunny 🎃🐇🔞 @enkikobunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
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presto @presto.gay · 01/10/2026
Why’d I have to get sick at the 10 year mark of my relationship with my wife? I am in no state to be sufficiently sappy.
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presto @presto.gay · 01/10/2026
The way people are performing mental gymnastics to dismiss the women harmed in this situation is giving me g*mergate flashbacks. People will do anything to defend their parasocial friend group surrogate, sadly.
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presto @presto.gay · 01/10/2026
Getting a septoplasty was legit life changing for me, I was astounded when I found out how getting more oxygen to my brain improved a shitton of energy and mood issues.
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presto @presto.gay · 01/10/2026
Fucked up I had to spec into “computer scientist” instead of like “Druid” or “shaman”. I can’t summon shit.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
Art that was obviously created solely for the joy of creating it gives me life.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
I made the list too, presumably making me the Ringo of people he would rather not hear from. I committed the sin of telling someone he was harassing that she should ignore him because he is not of sound mind.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
Yes
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
For sure some degree of misgendering. Whole thing is just a bizarre display of delusional, self-righteous, pointless cruelty.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
I don’t know, I’m just forming a pattern from how he’s blocking and ignoring above the age of 29, while the 25-year-old trans woman that engaged with him had her profile screenshotted and posted to Twitter with the obvious hope of brigading her, along with endless harassment.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
Who even knows with that guy. Perhaps he just didn’t clock you as a suitable target that he could post screenshots of to Twitter in hopes of brigading you.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
I made 1 of 4 blocked accounts with a single reply. I must’ve touched a nerve. I wonder if on some level he knows he needs help and doesn’t want to hear it.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
Postin the whole sojussy on main
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
Probably well-trod territory but it'll always feel infantilizing that the closest label for what I identify with is "demiboy" rather than "demimasc" or something. I'm pushing 30, I ain't an anything-boy.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Pepper clown.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
Dude called me a Zionist and then blocked me. He's like a modern Don Quixote fighting Zionist windmills.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
100 billion apples tall
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
If he’s drunk, and that’s a fair possibility, that’s not on you. He’d be posting because he’s drunk, not vice versa. I recommend you prioritize your own comfort and not let some rando furry’s incoherent, belligerent ravings bother you or waste more of your time.
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presto @presto.gay · 29/09/2026
Reading all of this has been a fever dream. It is very obvious Pepper is not sound of mind at the moment and you’re wasting your time trying to engage with him in earnest. No one in the right mind would mistake you for a Nazi, Zionist, or similar genocide-supporter.
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presto @presto.gay · 25/09/2026
Fit goes insano mode
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presto @presto.gay · 22/09/2026
SouoS Patch Kids. First they're souos. Then they're sweews.
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presto @presto.gay · 21/09/2026
My hobonichi techo came in! I’m gonna be so organized… next year!
An Earthbound-themed journal with a guinea pig in the background
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presto @presto.gay · 16/09/2026
Doodled my chud son(a) at work during some downtime
An anthropomorphic horned bunny dressed as a jester juggling bloodied knives
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presto @presto.gay · 15/09/2026
haah
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presto @presto.gay · 14/09/2026
"If Anyone Builds It, Bad Stuff Will Happen Probably"
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presto @presto.gay · 10/09/2026
*physint Sigint is the metal gear character.
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presto @presto.gay · 10/09/2026
Xbox picking up Sigint is grim in its own right, given their track record for acquiring storied devs, mismanaging them until they cease making games, and then shutting them down.
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presto @presto.gay · 10/09/2026
I know it makes me look like a rube to glaze Nintendo but consider that they see fit to update smaller franchises like Pikmin, Star Fox, and Metroid, and so one even when they wane in popularity so that they can pop off later down the road. Modern Sony would have dropkicked Pikmin after 3.
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presto @presto.gay · 10/09/2026
Sony tossed aside Ape Escape, Jak, Sly, Ratchet, Parappa, and basically everything Astrobot waxed nostalgic about the picosecond it seemed less profitable than something more trendy like ubislop open world games and live services (even when most of those fail!)
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presto @presto.gay · 10/09/2026
Sony burning bridges with Kojima makes sense when you realize these companies only care about the direct profit of whatever a dev last made without any concept of building a brand or maintaining an audience. It’s a bit like how DOGE destroyed swaths of gov’t soft power because it didn’t make money.
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presto @presto.gay · 10/09/2026
Not only do they have a long tail but they also strengthen the brand overall, not that Sony would understand that concept.
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presto @presto.gay · 08/09/2026
Ocarina distributors
Young Zelda from the original OoT, the 3DS version, and the Switch 2 version (promo render to be fair)Saria from OoT N64, 3DS, and Switch 2
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presto @presto.gay · 08/09/2026
Linklettes and their eyeball removers
The same only with young link holding a slingshot in different poses. This time the center young link is from the 3DS remake of Ocarina of Time.
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presto @presto.gay · 08/09/2026
The evolution of John Zelda (1998-2026)
Promotional art from the original Ocarina of Time (2D), a promotional render of a generic Link based on his Twilight Princess design (3D), and a promotional render of Link from the 2026 remake of Ocarina of Time. All three renders are posed identically, with shield behind and sword pulled back ready for a slash.
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presto @presto.gay · 08/09/2026
I just hope some of the shaders/lighting are refined since skin and leather looks a bit too shiny in a lot of lighting conditions, but that's really about it.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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presto @presto.gay · 25/08/2026
I've heard small worms are something much of our current admin has in common.
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presto @presto.gay · 25/08/2026
Was looking into the replies to see if anyone pointed it out. I have learned that unfortunately there are no fun conspiracies because they always lead back to antisemitism.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A white bunny sits outside on gray gravel in a garden.
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There should be more sex in games! I wanna see more romances where the characters have sex as part of the story, like BJ Blazkowics and Anya in Wolfenstein The New Order finding a moment of human connection between the bloodshed, instead of sex being cordoned off for prudishness.
Anya and BJ in Wolfenstein: The New Order about to bang
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presto @presto.gay · 10/08/2026
I’m proud to have voted for said man with a scary name
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presto @presto.gay · 09/08/2026
Ass so fat it got labeled adult content
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presto @presto.gay · 09/08/2026
Finally made a ref for my current sona, even if I phoned it in on his back a bit #fursona #furry #anthro
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presto @presto.gay · 06/08/2026
woag same
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
“The Bluesky Experience™”
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you have somehow made the exact point of my post, in a reply to my post, without having understood my post
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presto @presto.gay · 05/08/2026
I think something lost in a lot of convos about AI is how miserable it is for us who are coerced or else risk losing our jobs. I've programmed since I was a teenager. I went to college to learn to program. I love programming. I no longer am allowed to program. It fucking sucks so bad.
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presto @presto.gay · 05/08/2026
As a person that has lived their whole life in SE MI with a ton of family in Northern MI, her accent was also just not at all like an actual Michigander accent. It's really bizarre and felt like she was mocking us.
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