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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 17h
Haven't gone to the boundary waters and this is someone I truly miss about those trips. Just a week totally unplugged. Paddle, manage the weather, set up camp, little fishing, cook dinner, get ready for bed, watch sunset and repeat
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21h
Jesus. I guess we can assume it isn't trained on siloed data. 😬
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not me tearing up a little while working on my D&D character's backstory, realizing that I'm just documenting my insecurities 🫣
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate that this could actually be a very useful thing, but since it's under the trump admin it's going to be shit, and an infosec nightmare - like if healthcare.gov was vibe coded by 12 year-olds
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're playing Her's - What Once Was for the meeting hold music for our financial service-adjacent business unit's all hands. Huh.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lots of mindless scrolling today as I try to get through another day with after some garbage sleep. All the Big Accounts on here are posting a bunch of what I think are college football reactions or deep cuts and I just go 'K' and scroll on
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tired of the news. Gonna read up on the Olds for a change
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hospitals with valet parking is arguably *the* dumbest shit in US right now
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We talking impeachment numbers?
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watched hot fuzz again and man, what a treat. Perfect movie.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sick of how many Days we have to deal with. It's Tuesday, and yesterday was already Monday, and now we're supposed to Wednesday tomorrow? It's just too much and the new congress needs to open up an investigation into this poliferation on day 1.
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Javelina Habba @7000moonpies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My primary care physician just cancelled my appointment I scheduled 6 weeks ago 2 hours before the appointment because of a scheduling issue. They can't get me in for another month now. Like... what the fuck
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a scene from the German Expressionist silent film Metropolis (1927). What we see is a robot woman seated in a chair, colored in gradated maroon shades. She's a shiny brass color in a sculptural art deco style staring implacably or incomprehendingly outward. Two sockets on either side of her head and many such other sockets on the chair have wires leading away out of frame. The background, colored in shades of blue is divided into radial sections with lightning bolt edges. (All these colors are purely notional as the source material is all black and white.)Around the chair and the robot are four sets of equally-spaced concentric triple rings or some sort of energy or electricity. Riding the top edges of these rings is jaggedy, electric lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#neverForget
A bootleg rap T-shirt/homage image of 9 members of earth wind and fire. The top text says "never forget" and the bottom says "September 21"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bluesky is the most learned group ever assembled of smart, funny people who will read a headline and then talk for two days about only the headline
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers wearing her homemade Topsy the Elephant costume. Bubble letters over her head read ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Everything is kind of funky looking because I put a heavy chromatic aberration filter on it.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RISE AND SHINE MEN IF YOUR DICKS AIN'T UP FROM A CONFUSING DREAM ABOUT YOUR GREAT UNCLES PALL BEARER BEFORE YOUR'E OUTTA BED THEN DROP AND GIVE ME 30
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Millennials never met Christians in the middle because nobody ever made One Night Ultimate Crucifixion
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First day taking my Adderall and so far this is not giving up my Sacred Black Bean Juice for. I yearn for my hot black cup of death.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Accidentally bought corn oil instead of canola for a 'neutral' cooking oil and now whenever I heat something up on the carbon steel pan it smells like the state fair in my kitchen and I'm just trying to accept that bit of whimsy in my life.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm probably stepping up to the gallows with this post but I think peoples response to the great piece on MPD operations at the Renee Good memorial is (understandably) hyper focused solely on the huge overtime budget for the operation and assumed the worst of intents (again, deserved)
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with people? My wife and I were just talking friends of ours who are great people and terrific parents but keep moving 'to better school districts' and make all these decisions that erode public resource and lead to shit like this. They need an intervention.
Excerpt from the linked article:

"The sheriff’s office says its school resource officers estimate nearly 1,100 students are dropped off and picked up by parents and guardians, which is about 70% of the student population. Before a new policy was implemented, LCSO says some parents arrived as early as 10 a.m. to wait in line for the 3 p.m. dismissal."
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A particular grievance I don't hear a ton about, is the psychological damage inflicted by people with AI-psychosis on Normal People. They're not trying to lead the way, or get things done, and absolutely no interest in actually bringing others along
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI guys are fucking insufferable. Sitting through an AWS presentation on product discovery/life cycle and this presenter is mainlining the juice and doesn't know how to talk to normal people. Talking to a room full of people of varying skills and jobs and just assumes they're all AI-brained too.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WE REALLY NEEDED THIS RAIN
Jamie taco stealing Scotts lines again from ITYSL
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Going to see Resident Evil Saturday night and expecting a Perfect film
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tough on crime.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you add up the effects on consumer prices from the energy shock from the war in Iran, tariffs and trade war, loss of business/labor due to ICE, and general mismanagement of the federal budget driving up lending costs, this administration *conservatively* increased prices 2%, total unforced errors
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"... I was THERRRREE"
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just got back from Quebec and yeah aside from full sized pickup trucks driving around, mostly for construction Quebec definitely belongs in the EU
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe Kash Patel’s girlfriend can open for Ed Sheeran?
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know Montreal isn't like the promised land of urbanism or whatever, but on a weekday morning in the Quarter des Spectacles/downtown north there's like no car traffic. Bikes outnumber cars easily. It's truly a sight.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We bring people into the tent so long as they believe in bringing people into the tent. That's it. If somebody asks questions about creating an outgroup (and they're not a physical threat) you tell them to fuck off, because that betrays rule 0
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is an endorsement of Montreal and a PSA for Montreal Tourism Board
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In a graphic novel shop in Montreal and theyre playing animal collective. Everybodys riding around on fixed gears and just living life. 19 yr old me is in heaven
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy hell, Montreal
Photo of the Montreal skyline. Tall buildings to the left and mont royal to the right.
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can't wait for their new line of little masks that muffle the giggles and screams too
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spending time in Quebec City just makes me think what Minneapolis could be (more french and with big hills and old shit)
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
off to garden, leaving you this
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Y2K-per-barrel
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was in a hipster coffee shop and all the locals were saying things like "J’vais prendre un grand café au lait, pis un croissant, s’il vous plaît", and "Regarde-moi donc le maudit Américain". Democrats need to take that seriously or they'll have trouble with the Quebecoise voters in November
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy 39th, bluesky!
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ibuprofen enthusiast @premiumfrye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whatever apple event they're talking about is some amateur bush league shit. U of M doesn't have any upcoming press releases
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