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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I forgot I had an account here. Hi gang.

Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Do you guys think conservatives saw Chess and spouted some "Why is the King weak when the Queen strong, is this feminist propaganda?" type shit

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

This shit is so dumb like I don't want some "I'm punching you I'm on top of you I'm WINNING hahaha! Oh wait what you're fighting back AUUUUGH" type shit while watching something

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Fighting people? Nah, we skiing out here!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

oh yeah forgot to mention this is about posting a gif from a game you love

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Nope this is from a musician, YonKaGor. They make great music go listen to them.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

How does someone look at this fucking plushie and be like "Yeah this was STOLEN from a shop" like no it's way better made than anything in your average store.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The new YonKaGor song got me feeling more hollow than ever yahoo!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I swear humor is degrading day by day what's so funny about Chill Guy I don't get it

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

You know what I'm happy with that

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

We haven't but you just seem like a really nice person!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

No amount of flirting or saying sweet stuff could do justice to how nice you are, truth be told.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I'm tempted but I'd drop the worst thing ever, abandon every account I have, fake my death and live in another country for the rest of my life to avoid the embarrassment

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

This is incredibly good what the hell!

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

when we give any food to animals outside, Sandal seems to think it is indicative of deep, tragic, even dangerous naivete. he meows at me to tell me it is a bad idea. i am neville chamberlain to this cat, foolishly proclaiming "peace in our time" with squirrels and birds who will surely destroy us

an orange and white cat appears alert and concerned, as if a door has opened and food is being provided for forest animals who deserve NOTHING

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Taking the roundabout the Polish way I see

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Having a family that plays games is so refreshing I can say I'm playing online and they'll actually get it

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Papercraft if they became a philosopher instead of writing extremely intricate paper alibis or something

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I would kill to have Selfish YonKaGor as my phone background, but alas... No privacy...

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

This little groupie haunts me at night at all times thank you for making them 10/10

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I like how Bill is still just Bill

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Why did she follow me. I don't support MAGA, leave me alone.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Fish are pretty cool honestly, reasonable

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Pain, misery, blood and gore! Yippie!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I may be poor, but I will hold this agent of chaos near to my heart...

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I'm so goddamn tired of Hawk Tuah jokes. Woah look, talentless woman that said ONE thing! Actually unique people should be popular.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I'm continuously like "Okay I should watch this" and then I just don't watch said thing, how do I get over this send help

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

While I support LGBTQ+ I struggle to understand some of the more complex concepts, so I'm going to apologize in advance if I misunderstand something.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I think you should post, oomf...

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I like how cats just slap stuff. Like, why is bro just pawing at a tree branch!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I have this pair of boots that aren't heavy or uncomfortable maybe they have something like that

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I was not expecting to see Barry on my timeline today, peak!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I'd be scared if I was a serious conehead OC too

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

James would somehow ace all his tests I believe in the boyfailure

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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

We should just start saying this shit again. They can’t stop us all.

Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983). They read:

1. Life is a tough deal
2. Death be not proud
3. Oh. I took abuse
4. Stinking Mutants
5. Bummer
6. That rots
7. Harsh toke
8. Wasted, blew me away
9. Thus endeth the game

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

If this happens I am having a formal fist fight with God.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Without downloading any new pics, this is where I am mentally. You might not understand what it means, because I don't either. My mental state is an enigma!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Car rights AND lefts, they can steer.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Trans people are pretty cool I think

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Being a YonKaGor fan was just the entry point for me, your posts are funny even without any YonKaGor related stuff.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Holy crap, art of Hudson that encompasses his extremely tragic and fucked up existence!

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Far Cry 2 mentioned, instant like

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I can't even recognize what gun that is I think this is an achievement in gun customization.

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Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

How does coffee energize someone I just feel like I'm drinking flavored water, I could get knocked the hell out without even trying after a cup of coffee.

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