Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Do you guys think conservatives saw Chess and spouted some "Why is the King weak when the Queen strong, is this feminist propaganda?" type shit 000
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Me when I'm looking for my wife in a fuckass abandoned townmedia.tenor.coma man is running through a foggy forest with trees in the backgroundALT: a man is running through a foggy forest with trees in the background 210
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024The new YonKaGor song got me feeling more hollow than ever yahoo! 020
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I swear humor is degrading day by day what's so funny about Chill Guy I don't get it 010
Reposted by Pre-Alpha Mandave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 01/12/2024when we give any food to animals outside, Sandal seems to think it is indicative of deep, tragic, even dangerous naivete. he meows at me to tell me it is a bad idea. i am neville chamberlain to this cat, foolishly proclaiming "peace in our time" with squirrels and birds who will surely destroy us 1215489267
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Having a family that plays games is so refreshing I can say I'm playing online and they'll actually get it 000
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Why did she follow me. I don't support MAGA, leave me alone. 000
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I'm so goddamn tired of Hawk Tuah jokes. Woah look, talentless woman that said ONE thing! Actually unique people should be popular. 020
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I'm continuously like "Okay I should watch this" and then I just don't watch said thing, how do I get over this send help 010
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024While I support LGBTQ+ I struggle to understand some of the more complex concepts, so I'm going to apologize in advance if I misunderstand something. 030
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I like how cats just slap stuff. Like, why is bro just pawing at a tree branch! 010
Reposted by Pre-Alpha ManJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024We should just start saying this shit again. They can’t stop us all. 1032874493
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Without downloading any new pics, this is where I am mentally. You might not understand what it means, because I don't either. My mental state is an enigma! 030
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024How does coffee energize someone I just feel like I'm drinking flavored water, I could get knocked the hell out without even trying after a cup of coffee. 120
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024We should bring back covering people in tar and feathers methinks 020
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Posting daily I guess. Exams tomorrow, I'm cooked fellas. 010
Reposted by Pre-Alpha Mannot daily olive doodles @oliveotterdoodles.bsky.social · 16/11/2024#shipwrecked64 i don't believe in ghosts or a goblin ghoul the only thing i believe in is myself olive pumpkin 0237
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024How do people come up with good stuff to post, I'm over here scratching my head on how to send something remotely humorous and people are posting the funniest stuff ever multiple times daily, gimme some of that funny! 130
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Having a chronic illness is like a status effect that increases stress by 100% 010
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 31/10/2024What the hell is this fucking cat doing here in MY race, go away! Special thanks to @bettameows.bsky.social for being the Queer Cat™ 000
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 22/10/202410/22/24 Blessed are the meek, for they are easy to reel. 020
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 21/10/202410/21/2024 The Earth is fishy, its heart throbs and demands a catching. The Earth is also crabby. References aside, Webfishing is a really fun game to wind down from the rush other games provide. 020
Reposted by Pre-Alpha ManBreadsticZ (comms reopened) @breadsticz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Betrayal and Abandonment 🐠 #yonkagor #yonkagorfanart #furryart 07112
Pre-Alpha Man @prealphaman.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Drama fucking sucks. Can't we all just get along? 000
Reposted by Pre-Alpha Manaimsey @aimsey.blog · 19/10/2024can we make my cat the most liked photo on bluesky 320394974111