Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Today’s lesson: A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough. Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours 1134
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Guys grade 1 is really hard 260
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Free iPads is already Canadian Law! 130
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Now THAT’S cold 041
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 16/09/2025You’d have to pass a bill to do that🥱🥱 152
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 17/01/2025We might become a Ragy quote page now that we have ended the Tyranny of parents. @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social 081
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Best caption wins /// Meilleure sous-titre gagne 170
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 17/01/2025We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning. 0145
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Reposting this since it seems fitting. MPSP History. @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social we did it. 1113
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Are you guys government yet? 490
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 15/01/2025We’re ready. /// Nous sommes prêts. 0172
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon. Yusuf Rahman, PC OC @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social · 13/01/2025RECESS NOT WAR LA RÉCRÉ PAS LA GUERRE 1142
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Brat’s in the pocket of BIG PARENT 0124
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Brainrot Party/Parti Pourriture Cérébrale @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Yes!! Hope this helps. 0124
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 13/01/2025How we’re rocking up to the Throne Speech 0123
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet. With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground. 0142
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I did such a good job a Minister of Justice and Attorney general last year, that I was once again asked to lead this important office. It’s an honour to serve this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government 091
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Karaoké avec la/les meilleur.e.s Whip gouvernemental, ministres, et greffière. Karaoke with the best Governement Whip, Ministers, and Clerk. Feliz cumpleaños Domi!! -S.M 032
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Joyeux Noël et Joyeux Hanoukka à tous ceux et celles qui célèbrent de la part de votre premier ministre!!! ///// Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate from your prime minister!! 080
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Periodic reminder that the tyranny of parents is over 083
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 06/12/2024We aren’t even in government yet. Looks like someone’s been skipping class… #BRATtoschool 1126
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Just did some additions I got this and I will not disappoint 073
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Senator Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 03/12/2024This is why it is my pleasure to announce the tandem appointments of @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social and @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social to cabinet as the Ministers of Offence and Defence, respectively. I know these two fine members will ensure that all of our sports teams are firing on all cylinders. 2101
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Senator Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Hey @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social, green doesn’t always have to mean go… Maybe it’s time to stop🛑✋. Let the kids handle things from here on out. 073
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Remember kids, drink your milk. So you can resist the tyranny of parents. 0103
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Senator Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The success of a government is dependent on its ability to reach those it has not before. Now that we have won the election, it is time to hear from those who casted their ballots for other parties. It is only with the confidence of the house and those we represent that we can build a better Canada. 1127
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 23/11/2024We did it. Nous avons réussi. 13012
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I would be honoured. 063
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This is gooolllldddd. 061
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024🚨New preschool policy!!!🚨 We will institute a curriculum that teaches preschoolers how to ratio ops on Bluesky! The department creation of the curriculum will be lead by none other than @mpspjosh.bsky.social , with input from defense minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social #preschool2025 082
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Peakschool 193
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Back to basics people. This is preschool. 073
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Fact check: this is NOT our platform 071
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Senator Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Thank you Ayesha, very cool! 0112
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party La Graisse @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Le parti préscolaire est le seul qui est venu à ma fête 152
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 26/10/2024We want to thank minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social for putting at disposition the best men of the Canadian secret service and intelligence teams to guard and protect our dep leader @mpspjosh.bsky.social Brave men, we thank your service to this nation🫡🫡🇨🇦🇨🇦 1145
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 25/10/2024BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 Josh Provencher has been freed from captivity by @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social, @mpspsammontgomery.bsky.social and the Preschool Party! Crooked Ian Reid has been arrested and bail is set at 8 bajillion dollars @thenationalroast.bsky.social @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social 1183
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Lors d'un discours aujourd'hui, j'ai abordé les fausses allégations qui concernent des membres de @ppppmpsp.bsky.social. Les membres du parti ne faisaient que mener des entrevues et parler aux Canadiens de leur école maternelle. Il ne s’agit en aucun cas d’un acte d’espionnage. HONTE AU BRAT 042
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 25/10/2024During a speech today, I addressed the false allegations made members @ppppmpsp.bsky.social. Members of the party were just conducting interviews and talking to Canadians about their preschool. This is in no way an act of spying. SHAME ON THE BRAT PARTY 184
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Alright, Canadians decide🇨🇦. Like❤️for Rania, leader of the @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social / Repost🔁for Quanah, leader of the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social 51612
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 23/10/2024TERRIBLE that any party would tell lies about our leader @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social. Unlike other parties, we are committed to learn more about peoples’ preschool preferences including: favourite cookie flavour, recess activities, and pinky promise defence treaties. Liars go to TIME OUT CORNER!! 163
Reposted by Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party Rt Hon. Senator Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Spying??? We came to conduct peaceful bi-partisan interviews with random citizens on an open lawn!!! Official @ppppmpsp.bsky.social “Preferences on Preschool Interview Series” coming soon!!! 282
Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Wanna talk about boundaries? No one in our party has ever kidnapped anyone. 231
