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@thenationalroast.bsky.social
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(MPSP - Parody) An official MPSP account Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed. Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️

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Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
LONG LIVE KLEINLAND!!!
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 IT HAS BEEN UNCOVERED BY UNDERCOVER UNC POLICE THAT THE “HONOURABLE” @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social HAS BEEN HIRING UNDOCUMENTED EWOK WOKERS BROUGHT IN THROUGH THE EWOK WORK PROGRAM TO WORK ON HIS PERSONAL FUNNY GRASS FARM SHAME
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Guys what’s up with kids these days and their tikity tak this and tik tok that, we should implement a mandatory watch the National Roast or La Graisse watching from 6-8pm everyday like in the good old days This post was not sponsored whatsoever by no party
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Right Honourable / Tres Hon. Caelin Mayhew, P.C., M.P. @caelinmayhew.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
UNC
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
UNC
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Kids nowadays have it too good, join the unc party!!
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Kids nowadays have it too good, join the unc party!!
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Very proud of @aureliempsp.bsky.social. We started this crazy adventure together and stuck it out through the Guide Party, the OBarbie Party & the Ken Party. I was truly privileged to have her serve as my Chief Government Whip. Aurélie, let’s enjoy our pensions — we’ve earned it. 📸 January 2024
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
CALLING ALL UNCS TO JOIN THE UNC PARTY
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Hon. Halla Little @halla-mpsp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
How the unc party is pulling up to the unction tn / Comment le parti d’unc se dirige-t-il vers l'onction ce soir
An image of people having a good time at a party, named the unction.
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Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
No friends??
Mastermind “no bitches” picture
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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Today’s lesson: A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough. Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
THE FORMER PPC LEADER KEEPS SPEWING LIES THE RAT PARTY HAS WON THE MOST AMOUNT OF SEATS IN MPSP HISTORY
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Common Brandon W
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
LETS BRICK UP 🤙🤙🤙
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 WHAT IS A SWEDEN ???????
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
THE GREAT RIGHT HONOURABLE @romeompsp.bsky.social HAS STEPPED DOWN FROM THE POSITION OF PM. THE INFAMOUS @summeryang.bsky.social HAS STEPPED UP TO THE NEW POSITION CAN THE NEW PM KEEP THE COUNTRY COOL?
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Axe the cold tax? But what about the air tax????? We’re asking the real questions
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Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Does PPC stand for Pathetic Party of Canada?
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
67🫴🫴
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Hon. Aislinn Main @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Which of these looks more dangerous for kids?
A green lightsaber A happy snowman
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Guys guys PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC PPC
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🚨THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLS THE WEATHER 🚨 Through confidential sources, the PPC has officially brought on Wintery he’ll to Ottawa and Canadians are not happy Im cold ):
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
GOOD MORNING MPSP ARE WE READY TO RUMBLE
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Canadians deserve a PM that is good looking, a fine shiii…that’s why they elected me! This is no waste of money.
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🚨GOVERNMENT IN DISSARAY🚨 PPC MP Sabatino calls an internal PPC fracture as “healthy discourse” If the government can’t get its house together how will it govern??
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🚨THIS JUST IN🚨 POLAR EXPRESS MINISTER CALLS THE NEW GOVERNMENT’S CAR BUY BACK PROGRAM “COSTLY” AND “INEFFECTIVE” WITH THE EVE OF SITTING DAYS COMING TO AN END, HOW WILL THE GOVERNMENT RESPOND?
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
ATTENTION TO ALL WE ARE ONCE AGAIN OPEN TO BRIBES TEEHEE
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
BREAKINGI ‼️‼️‼️ THE @polarmpsp.bsky.social HAVE NARROLWy won A MINORITY GOVERNMENT ONG ONG
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
After a long hiatus due to funding problems (not enough bribes) WE ARE BACK TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow. PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe 🙏🙏 forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
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Family Feud MPSP
Short answers for Family Fued™
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
After a long hiatus due to funding problems (not enough bribes) WE ARE BACK TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow. PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe 🙏🙏 forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
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Family Feud MPSP
Short answers for Family Fued™
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
Good movie Objectively trash movie
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Darth Lucien Day, PC MP @luciendaympsp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Maintenant que nous sommes à la fin de ce débat, nous pouvons conclure... Le vrai parti delulu, c'est @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Unless you have donuts
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
POV
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Triple whammy
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️ Cute?
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Rt. Hon. Grand Master Mackenzie McLaughlin, MP. MPSP @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@romeompsp.bsky.social and the PPC be like… @romeompsp.bsky.social et le PPC sont comme…
Multiple Revenge of the Sith era Anakins surrounded by sand in various states of pain/anger/annoyance/exasperation. 

Plusieurs Anakin Skywalkers entouré de sables dans divers états de douleur/colère/exaspération.
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Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Also who is Bill?
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
BREAKING 🚨 POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent. Is this who Canadians want in their government?
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
THIS JUST IN‼️‼️ O’CNN is at it AGAIN. A total DISGRACE. They are conspiring against the GREAT people of Canada. Everybody Knows it. They pretend to be honest but they are nothing more than SOUTHERN Pole PENGUIN funded operatives. Very nasty birds. Very BAD. They get their money from the PENGUNIS
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️ SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
But…
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a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people
ALT: a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
HELLO
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
GOODBYE
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
BREAKING: ‘Other Ragy’ found amid ethics speculation.
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