P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026On a very special episode of "My So-Called Life", Rickie gets Ebola." 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is obviously bad on principle but it's not even that much fuel. It's a stunt for a headline to make it look like they are doing something. 040
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Failure to contextualize large number in headline alert (unconventional unit edition)🚨 Someone check my math pls but this is equivalent to a week's worth of US distillate production(?) or one (1) days worth of global prod. 100
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I should assemble a list of people "Who think Ennis's Punisher Confederacy of Dunces storyline should be the next big MCU film" 020
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"If you want a picture of the future, Zoomer, imagine Zooey Deschanel playing a ukulele — forever." 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's not, they are banking on exhausting publishers and authors trying to enforce their own copyright. They'll get a take down notice, comply, and move on to the next. 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I didnt think the FBI would be pulling plots from the Jonathan Taylor Thomas guest episode of Veronica Mars 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was told college students protesting apartheid and genocide are the real antisemites 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Carmelized duck glycogen with essence of swingset hands 1321
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Did he bump into her with his giant eagle cuff?rollingstone.comWatch Amanda Seyfried's Joni Mitchell Cover Get Interrupted by GhostfaceAmanda Seyfried was recently paid a visit by Hollywood's favorite franchise psycho-killer. 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I have it straight, he had a $1 M offer from JPM to shut up and go away forever before any of this was public, instead he's going to end up losing everything 020
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Italians: Get mad when people want to put chicken in carbonara. Also Italians: Put carbonara on chicken. 041
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Real "Come on Frank, you know I love surprises!" energy 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Good morning to everyone except the clutch safety switch in my jeep and the person who took the spare fuse to bypass it 000
Reposted by P.P. PistachioHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And you got your head all the way up it! 08933
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Really curious to see who rates Biden a failure because their brain is RW-cooked vs rating him a failure for Garland n' Gaza 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I saw Verity and it was pretty good, but I think it could have been improved by having Verity be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Also, whenever Verity was not on the screen the other characters should have said "Where's Verity?" 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This really is a great design, but I was afraid (afraid!) that people would think it an acknowledgement that I, as a the shirt wearer, was the naughty little devil man. The living without purpose one was more my speed, so I ordered that instead. 010
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm reading "Beast City" like it is a Joe Strummer tune and I will have that in my head for the rest of the day. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's going to be remembered as child molester, which, fair; but if you could manage to look past that he was still a truly rotten human being who has caused immense damage to our Republic and set the table for even more 010
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The mainstream Dems have finally brought on David Sirota as a communications consultant one way or the other 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That ai summary is indeed bullshit. It's lost to me now, but there was an article that had a name attached to the 'don't say weird' 020
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wild to see this again. A while back, this car was a mainstay on r/connecticut. World's classiest Nutmegger right here. 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I saw Aaron Hernandez mentioned somewhere and feel like it should be discussed more that his team at Bristol Central HS had two other brutal murderers on it, completely unrelated otherwise. That's a lot! 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Who's The Boss, Sneaky Pete, uhh the scenes from Mad Men when Pete and Trudy moved to Greenwich 120
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is in Utah, so that's assumed even if it was "See you Monday, Ted" 030
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wish I knew enough about central European cities to have a rhyming mnemonic, but it's so early ... but the intent was there 031
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ever since Gl_m Gr_enwald called Erik Loomis a Fourth Rate Historian I've had an insatiable fascination with Historian Power Rankings 010
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Quantum cheat code of the Universe"? The fuck? What kind of farts do you have to huff to think that is a real thing? 080
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is a diarrhea demon a demon made out diarrhea, a demon made out of regular demon stuff that has a lot of diarrhea or just a regular demon that posseses people to have a lot of diarrhea? Also this Yud guy seems weird. 150
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TFW you're about to call Elia Kazan a scumbag 010
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At this point it will be cheaper to have cashmere bunny suits made for everyone in my house 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026vincent gonna hold that pig up so it can see the stars 0870
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026but we were told by a large account haver on this very website that it is ridiculous to worry about pre-existing conditions 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I haven't seen what he looks like since maxine waters judo chopped him, but he looked like dogshit that was somehow both winter white and also freshly rained on. That was almost 10 years ago so he was under 30 then? Yikes 000
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026pretending that preexisting conditions is some monster that has been vanquished forever and for always is a wild take 010
P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i just wanted to know what they saying about me in r/mexico 000