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P.P. Pistachio

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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On a very special episode of "My So-Called Life", Rickie gets Ebola."
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is obviously bad on principle but it's not even that much fuel. It's a stunt for a headline to make it look like they are doing something.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Failure to contextualize large number in headline alert (unconventional unit edition)🚨 Someone check my math pls but this is equivalent to a week's worth of US distillate production(?) or one (1) days worth of global prod.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DMSO? Was tetrahydrofuran too Woke?
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I should assemble a list of people "Who think Ennis's Punisher Confederacy of Dunces storyline should be the next big MCU film"
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drag Me To Hello, Dolly!
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"If you want a picture of the future, Zoomer, imagine Zooey Deschanel playing a ukulele — forever."
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This really ruins Mr Furley as a character
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not, they are banking on exhausting publishers and authors trying to enforce their own copyright. They'll get a take down notice, comply, and move on to the next.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didnt think the FBI would be pulling plots from the Jonathan Taylor Thomas guest episode of Veronica Mars
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was told college students protesting apartheid and genocide are the real antisemites
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All movies are about thespians.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Carmelized duck glycogen with essence of swingset hands
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is Susan Dell listing to port?
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did he bump into her with his giant eagle cuff?
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Watch Amanda Seyfried's Joni Mitchell Cover Get Interrupted by Ghostface
Amanda Seyfried was recently paid a visit by Hollywood's favorite franchise psycho-killer.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I have it straight, he had a $1 M offer from JPM to shut up and go away forever before any of this was public, instead he's going to end up losing everything
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Italians: Get mad when people want to put chicken in carbonara. Also Italians: Put carbonara on chicken.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Real "Come on Frank, you know I love surprises!" energy
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning to everyone except the clutch safety switch in my jeep and the person who took the spare fuse to bypass it
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you got your head all the way up it!
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really curious to see who rates Biden a failure because their brain is RW-cooked vs rating him a failure for Garland n' Gaza
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw Verity and it was pretty good, but I think it could have been improved by having Verity be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Also, whenever Verity was not on the screen the other characters should have said "Where's Verity?"
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This really is a great design, but I was afraid (afraid!) that people would think it an acknowledgement that I, as a the shirt wearer, was the naughty little devil man. The living without purpose one was more my speed, so I ordered that instead.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Meg🎅🏿n
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm reading "Beast City" like it is a Joe Strummer tune and I will have that in my head for the rest of the day. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's going to be remembered as child molester, which, fair; but if you could manage to look past that he was still a truly rotten human being who has caused immense damage to our Republic and set the table for even more
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The mainstream Dems have finally brought on David Sirota as a communications consultant one way or the other
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That ai summary is indeed bullshit. It's lost to me now, but there was an article that had a name attached to the 'don't say weird'
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wild to see this again. A while back, this car was a mainstay on r/connecticut. World's classiest Nutmegger right here.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whither the Finns tho
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw Aaron Hernandez mentioned somewhere and feel like it should be discussed more that his team at Bristol Central HS had two other brutal murderers on it, completely unrelated otherwise. That's a lot!
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who's The Boss, Sneaky Pete, uhh the scenes from Mad Men when Pete and Trudy moved to Greenwich
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is in Utah, so that's assumed even if it was "See you Monday, Ted"
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I knew enough about central European cities to have a rhyming mnemonic, but it's so early ... but the intent was there
Ned Flanders like he's about to take you to Cider Town
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Butter 4: Your Burns
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ever since Gl_m Gr_enwald called Erik Loomis a Fourth Rate Historian I've had an insatiable fascination with Historian Power Rankings
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They only have Land O Lakes, no Cooper Sharp
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Quantum cheat code of the Universe"? The fuck? What kind of farts do you have to huff to think that is a real thing?
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is a diarrhea demon a demon made out diarrhea, a demon made out of regular demon stuff that has a lot of diarrhea or just a regular demon that posseses people to have a lot of diarrhea? Also this Yud guy seems weird.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TFW you're about to call Elia Kazan a scumbag
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
senators kennedy(derogatory) and schmitt with self satisfied mugs, kennedy is holding a blue sign that says these are the two versions of the face people make when they think it just a fart
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point it will be cheaper to have cashmere bunny suits made for everyone in my house
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"souls 'em up" is loaded and ready to go
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apologies to Eugene Levy
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
vincent gonna hold that pig up so it can see the stars
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
but we were told by a large account haver on this very website that it is ridiculous to worry about pre-existing conditions
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't seen what he looks like since maxine waters judo chopped him, but he looked like dogshit that was somehow both winter white and also freshly rained on. That was almost 10 years ago so he was under 30 then? Yikes
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pretending that preexisting conditions is some monster that has been vanquished forever and for always is a wild take
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i just wanted to know what they saying about me in r/mexico
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