possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 15hWhy did the albino pig have bad breath? He has no pig mints. 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too. 3210
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialRyan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It should alarm us that the civilian head of the military gathers together troops to give them a political speech in which he calls the free press treasonous. He should be removed from office for doing so. 431782393
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I bought one of those “smart” light switches, but it was too clever for me. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch. 120
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but I haven't seen any with more than 4. 110
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it. 538159864456
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't ever tell a woman her place is in the kitchen--that's where the knives are kept. 110
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I learned that, if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat because it's cap sized. 000
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've decided to begin searching for my birth mother. I realise, of course, that I may never find her, but that's the risk I took when I drove her to IKEA… 3136353
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't understand why Republicans are complaining about unused Obamacare policies. Doesn't the subsidy go directly to the insurance company when you purchase? It doesn't go to the individual, does it? 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A factory worker died after falling into a vat of coffee. Paramedics said he didn’t suffer – it was instant. 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My psychiatrist said I was pre-occupied with the vengeance I told him "oh yeah we'll see about that!" 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know an elderly vampire. He’s quite long in the tooth. 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible. 010
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026He can't raise the retirement age without Congress. Vote. 15439511337
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just bought a crappy car that was made in Prague. The Czech engine light keeps coming on. 1662005203
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialSchrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty. 25768242251
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialJim Witkins @jimwitkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Based on #trumpTiffany's latest TV commercial it looks like he cribbed David Crowley's platform. We all know that's a lie. Look at Tiffany's voting record. 100% trump puppet. If you like high gas prices, trump Tiffany is your guy. Voted in favor of the Iran War 5 times. Stop lying Tom. 154
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialMichael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump is thinking there will be a S.I. swimsuit issue 3851251
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialIndivisible Sauk Prairie @indivisiblesaukpr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026An Evening with Fred Clark, Democratic Nominee for the 7th Congressional District Monday September 28, 2026 7:00 PM-8:00 PM via Zoom -- NEW TIME!-- NEW TIME! -- NEW TIME zoom.us/j/9605693048... Mobilize Link: www.mobilize.us/wisdems/even...zoom.usJoin our Cloud HD Video MeetingZoom is the leader in modern enterprise cloud communications. 024
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When I was younger I wanted to be a chiropractor. But then I found out it was back-breaking work. 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sean Duffy is in charge of Transportation. Is he on a great American tourism trip today? Everyday small planes are crashing and near collisions are averted. What does Duffy do? NOW we don't see him. 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater. 020
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026For my wife's birthday Wednesday, I'm taking her to the most expensive place in Baldwin--Kwik Trip. 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I need training before I start my new job at a restaurant. I can’t wait. 041
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. 010
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialDemocracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 17/09/2026DO NOT GIVE GOP ANOTHER CHANCE THEY ALREADY TOOK AWAY HEALTHCARE FROM MILLIONS SNAP FROM CHILDREN FEMA DISASTER RELIEF Gave us BOOK BANS ICE GESTAPO CONCENTRATION CAMPS GAVE US HIGH GAS AND GROCERY PRICES AND THEN TOOK VACATIONS AFTER VACATIONS AND DRAGGED MITCH IN TO VOTE VOTE THEM OUT 16539701464
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialThe Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell @lastwordmsnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026TONIGHT: @davidcrowley4wi.bsky.social joins @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social on The #LastWord at 10pm ET. 211117
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor? 010
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One of the best job applications ever written came from the hands of Robert Pirosh in 1934. MGM loved it, took him on and he went on to became an Oscar-winning screenwriter. 541768409
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have a pet tree. It’s like having a pet dog except the bark is quieter. 120
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower. 020
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialGovernor Tony Evers @govevers.wisconsin.gov · 16/09/2026President Trump's trade war with Canada is causing chaos for farmers in America's Dairyland, and what are Wisconsin Republicans in Congress doing to stop it? Nothing. Nada. Zilch. fox11online.com/news/local/w...fox11online.comWisconsin dairy farmers worried as Canada's retaliatory tariffs beginCanada's retaliatory tariffs took effect Tuesday. 25517
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Senate hearing room has never before been the place where the victims of bestiality are being discussed. Sen. Kennedy asking about how you can be the victim of bestiality and still become a member of the FBI is hilarious. 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Some thief is stealing wheels off police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him. 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AI is threatening us, a war rages on, prices are up, oil pipelines are destroyed and all Trump says is, "It's a hoax." That's his way of saying, "Don't bother me." His attitude is the same as when COVID started: "Don't worry, be happy". 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My neighbor was vacationing in California, and he met Henry Winkler from Happy Days. Henry told him, "Give me $250 now and I'll give you $500 back next week." My neighbor gave it to him. He never saw Henry Winkler again. Police say he fell for a Fonzi Scheme. 110
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The game swung when the Packer gave back 3 points and went for it on a dumb call on 4 and 1. Total fault of the coach. 010
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Someone should check on @packers1.bsky.social . She will be doing as poorly as all Packer fans will 110
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Larry the Cable Guy: I golf so bad I bought a simulator. I had to let 5 guys play through. I went to a golf pro. Now I can throw my clubs 20 yards farther. 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just a reminder if you're voting early in Wisconsin. There are 3 possible changes to our constitution on the ballot. These are things the Legislature couldn't get through. Now they put a long item on the ballot, hope you won't read it, and just pick the first vote choice. 110
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just started volunteering to clean litter off the side of the road. I didn’t get any training, but I’ll pick it up as I go along. 000
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialMalcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yemen predictably blitzed Moka and the Bab al-Mendab. Yanbu pumping station destroyed. Iran Now Controls Saudi Arabia’s oil flow. The only options for the Gulf States is 1) Complete capitulation to Iran’s geographic stranglehold or 2) All out invasion of Yemen by SA bc America won’t help. 28411173
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo! 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My local bank is installing an ATM in a tree. If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches. 341
Reposted by @possltho.bsky.socialray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 10/09/2026TY, Patty! 💙 @inezsneks2024.bsky.social @maddiekitty12.bsky.social @beena15.bsky.social @aries57.bsky.social @hapagirl.bsky.social @facedamuzk.bsky.social @millstheone.bsky.social @i-just-live-here.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol 596
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know someone who was going to propose using a helium balloon. He popped the question. 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Last night I dreamed I had an identical twin. This morning, when I woke up, I was beside myself! 000
possltho.bsky.social @possltho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026True story: Last night I dropped a liter bottle of 7 Up on my toe. It didn't hurt too bad. My first thought was thank God 7 Up is a soft drink. 000
