Reposted by Portly DadLane @lanechanged.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Middle age is realizing you did nothing yesterday to warrant being so sore today so this is just how it is now. 3953451
Portly Dad @portlydad.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Glad Santa got my letter for a Chiefs victory! Merry Christmas all. 010
Portly Dad @portlydad.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The look on my face every time I tried to go to the bathroom alone and one of my children would find me. lol 010
Reposted by Portly Dadchef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Government drones above my barn: How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones. 1437240441882
Portly Dad @portlydad.bsky.social · 13/12/2024It’s awesome they don’t care how bad I am. Love my daughters! 020
Portly Dad @portlydad.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Picture of me every Thanksgiving and Christmas smelling all the food but not being allowed to touch it until “everyone gets here.” 030
Portly Dad @portlydad.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Difference between the Temu advertisement and what you actually get. 160
Reposted by Portly DadGod @thegodshow.com · 11/12/2024Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.' 518354547320
Reposted by Portly DadKansas City Chiefs Fans @chiefs.bsky.social · 29/11/202411-1 #ChiefsKingdom 7684272
Reposted by Portly DadThe Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @lebatardshow.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Is there an NBA player more valuable than Nikola Jokic? @jeremytache.bsky.social shares an INSANE stat of the day to highlight the impact the three-time MVP has on the Nuggets' offense. 1114917
Reposted by Portly DadSpace @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope 421108102
