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Porthos

@porthos.bsky.social
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Pup-Drone thing, doing my best to beef up, never skip leg day! Into rubber, ffun and more He/It 18+ NSFW 🏳️‍🌈😈

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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was. Especially as it was instead an uncooperative Blackadder instead 🤣 A lot of BBC comedy made reference to or otherwise riffed off big shows (Like how 'Allo 'Allo was a direct spoof of Secret Army - a 70s BBC WW2 drama)
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Damn it, I meant to say "now and then," but apparently too butt-brained to realise the typo 😅
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This happens to me know and then, (but both being bottoms or "bottom/verse" 😂)
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
*Beast boy 😅🤤
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Congratulations on your newly found duties! 😅 Send emails with one too many exclamation marks, or use interrobangs. Be sure to rephrase everyone's questions back at them in Teams meetings that could have been emails. After a few days they should then review your importance to back to normal levels
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hiiiii! 🥵 You look amazing!
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Not at all 🥵 use it as much as you want
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oh 😓 You and all his other friends and loved ones have my utmost sympathies and condolences.
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That's good because the noises you'll make will sound amazing to me too 😏😈
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I was trying to think of a funny way to say I want to bend you in half so that's not the only leg pointing up... 🤣 (and then watch it bounce as I fuck you 🤤😅)
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Holy fucks yes 🥵
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Indeed! Especially combined with the OS triennial fly-overs, where they take high quality photos of everywhere and then all of that is triple-cheked against positioning data before being committed to the maps. The OS info is awesome. I'm just glad we don't have to rely on paper maps as much now 😅😅
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
They also use Ordinance Survey data. They go out whenever there are major changes reported and use a whole bunch of tools to measure and track the new developments, they are accurate to within 1cm, which is kinda wild!
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Thanks! 🥰 Surprisingly, it has been pretty productive (in actual work terms, not er...other product 😅)
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Been a long time since I doubled-up, especially with my awesome @invinciblerubber.bsky.social surfsuit 🥵 and libidex cat suit! Just wish I wasn't stuck sitting in my office (bedroom) 😏😈
Shiny rubber covered ass with a zipper. The suit is a mix of blues, with a black cat suit underneathShiny rubber covered body, arms flexing slightly. The suit is a mix of blues, with a black cat suit underneathShiny rubber covered body, arms behind my back, my right leg out to show my calf better. The suit is a mix of blues, with a black cat suit underneathA man in a cream baseball cap, with a slightly scruffy beard. Wearing a lot of shiny rubber covering his body. The top suit is a mix of blues, with a black cat suit underneath.
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR) (That list should also include a few other franchises imo...)
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a movie clip from movieclips.com shows a woman in a pink dress dancing
Alt: a movie clip from Kinky Boots shows a woman in a pink dress dancing on the Milan catwalk
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Uuuunf 🤤🥵
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
New arousal trigger found..."throne" :3 I'd happily be a reconfigurable throne for you 😏🥵 available with in a variety of upholstery and fittings 😅
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh...oooh...yes, that'd be very doable! 😈 After all what good is a seat you can't adjust to your liking... 😏
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm curious now, what's missing? 😏 I do like to hear the sounds of pleasure I bring to others 😈 and you'd /need/ to be loud with that smothering my face 🥵
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
😈🥵 Excellent! I think I'll take my time, searching out all those spots that, through the suit, drive you wild. Spending a little time everywhere until you can't hold on and then I'd bury my face in those cheeks and we really enjoy ourselves 🤤😏
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
That's a very enticing butt 🥵 I would like to touch that butt 😍
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You are huuuge, I'm in awe 🥵😍
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You look great! 🥵 Also, I love that tee 😍
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Huzzah! 🥰
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I er...just climbed out...yes...just climbed out. No strange fruits or anything else involved! 😁 Also yay, I got praise...[noise of me thudding onto the floor of the pit] 😂
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Having now finished the book, I can only say: I NEED THE NEXT ONE NOW...please? Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil is a fantastic read ❤️ Peppered throughout with hilarious footnotes, illustrations and enough lore to put you right in East Grasby! 😍 Go read it now! #NewBook #LGBTQBooks #IsabellaNagg
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Good morning! 😍 Looking lovely (as always!)
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Sending all the love ❤️
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hnng 🥵😍
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Holy 😍 yes!
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I'm only a few chapters in, and already I know I am going to need more of this writing 😍😂 Damn @deathbybadger.bsky.social for knowing how to entice, just like that damned fruit! I might have to buy the Audible so I can at least use my hands, or I'll be holding this book for a good few hours yet 😅
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Just started @deathbybadger.bsky.social's latest story ❤️ A dark-but-cosy fantasy of one woman's need to understand and be more! Plus a donkey's need for friendship, all of it imperilled by temptation and the greed of others. Also, a very suspicious pot of basil! #IsabellaNagg #NewBook #LGBTQBooks
A book cover, with the title "Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil", written by Oliver Darkshire. The cover is illustrated in the style of a Mediaeval manuscript, with small goblins holding red apple-like fruits, the titular Pot of Basil and Isabella Nagg. Also a donkey, a dog with large eyes and a one-eyed cat who appears to be looking straight at you.
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It certainly is nice to be rocked by the beaches in Nice!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 23/05/2025
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Also, meds-wise, if you have any choice in the matter, Elvanse is incredibly effective. BUT don't judge it on the first week or so, as you will be THE most "Do everything, all at once!" doggo ever 😅 But once you've found the right dose and settled in, then it's gooood!
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
A dog with ADHD?! 😮 Welcome! There were meant to be cookies, but we got distracted, reorganised the kitchen and then found something else to do. Then we ran out of meds and needed a nap... 🤣🤣
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hnng 🥵😈
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Holy fucks 🥵 Looking very handsome! 🤤
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Thanks! 🥰 Hope you are feeling better today! You're super talented and capable ❤️
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
🤤🥵
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I finally got back to doing squats in the gym (life in the way for a few months) and found I could still do 90kg without a struggle! It's not where I was at my peak, but it's by no means my old starting point 😁
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Noo, thank you for sharing yourself! You look incredible and you've achieved a hell of a lot the past few months. Be proud of all that ❤️🥰
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Fuuuu 🥵🥵 Hot as balls (and just like balls, I want you all over my face 😏) That's a great looking harness too!
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Neat!! 😁
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Ah 😅 My bad!! Also yes, trying to persuade someone who's already decided you're not their type is a bit grim. Everyone needs to learn there is no way they're everyone's cuppa and to accept it gracefully 😂
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
🫠 That's nuts. If you can't ask them questions, how else are you meant to get to know them better? 😅 Think you dodged a bad encounter there!
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FURRJOI @furrjoi.com · 19/02/2025
💪𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 When we get to 10,000 followers, we'll pick one person to win a complete set of gear, including headgear, a bodysuit, gloves, and footwear. 🎈𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐞 FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW and RT It will ignite once it reaches the powerful milestone of 10,000 followers!🔥❤️‍🔥
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Porthos @porthos.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Agreed! Horrible little craze 😬 If I wanted to get one from you, are you taking commissions and if so, how much? (Also, Chad is sending me 😂)
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