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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 02/10/2026

My September ISP bandwidth, tracked via a custom ASUSWRT cronjob and a custom data ingest + dashboard I built

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/09/2026

I mean, this checks completely. Just look at him. Picture screams "ax murderer"

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 17/09/2026

10 years in prison is not good enough. You do this to a dog, the only thing acceptable is being sent foot first through a wood chipper

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 14/09/2026

Nope. Nope. Fuck this. Wrong direction. Cool the fuck down

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 01/09/2026

Fuck this. Fuck this so much

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/08/2026

Fuckouttahea with this shit. It was cooler all last week and now I need to put up with this noise?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/08/2026

Google is a fucking pile of shit because these motherfuckers and that piece of shit billionaire Sundar Pichai were among the first to listen to that rapist, 34-count felon motherfucker by renaming Lake Ontario. FOR FUCKS SAKE. What reality is this

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 28/08/2026

How the ever living fuck am I supposed to read this captcha?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 27/08/2026

I'm done with the bullshit state of the world and crashed out on Discord and on a text thread

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 23/08/2026

Any time a streaming service raises prices, or locks the service down to one location while they make billions in profits and their execs are paid millions...

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 13/08/2026

I'm not making this shit up...

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 04/08/2026

Dog if your web app doesn't use transparent loading images, reevaluate your life

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 02/08/2026

RIP Vincent Pastore "Big Pussy" Guy was a G instagram.com/reel/DJKXlFG...

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 31/07/2026

Good. SK Hynix can eat a bag of dicks. It is CRIMINAL how much consumer RAM costs. All they give a shit about is AI high bandwidth ram and every gd consumer device is expensive as shit. We're screwed through 2030 at least

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 28/07/2026

Based on my knowledge of stereotypes, this metric cannot be true

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 27/07/2026

Joke's on them. I'll get service credit for this. They also don't know I have a Frontier Fiber install date set

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 23/07/2026

Stonks bad today. Much war. Oil up.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 01/07/2026

They can shut down the Tenor api all they want, but they'll never take away deez

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/06/2026

This makes me feel a little better. I thought I was bad when I pissed in a cup that time I was front row at an Everclear concert. Didn't want to lose my spot to take a leak, so I peed in my empty. But pooping in the middle of a concert? Ew. This is Philly af, so I'm not surprised

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 23/06/2026

This is dope. You don't see billionaire jerkoff Taylor Swift putting on an all pro-women benefit concert. I'm team Olivia ASF I hear Chappell Roan is a bit of a cya next Tuesday though, as in rude to fans, but w/e, her music slaps and she's fierce.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 21/06/2026

If you leave your cig bitts in a plastic bag and leave it on the beach ina carey-in/ carry-out state park, you're a miserable prick

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 16/06/2026

Verizon is now RCS spamming customers with ads. This is some shit. I can block this, no?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 10/06/2026

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA WITH THIS SHIT. I'm in hell. Literally hell. The fact that it's only early June and have to deal with relentless heat all the way until mid October can fuck all the way off.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 10/06/2026

Me telling our AWS TAM that the search functionality for AWS Bedrock Inference Profiles is pure trash

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 09/06/2026

I hate summer on the grounds that AC is gd expensive to run

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 05/06/2026

Sheetz done fucked up. Ain't no way they intend to give me 30 cents off per gallon until July 15th. Heading there RIGHT NOW to clean them out

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 02/06/2026

The terminal bell is a menace and a relic from the 1960s when teletypes had physical bells in them because there were no screens. The fact this is still a thing in the year of our lord 2026 is bananas. Every time I ssh into anything, the gd bell rings constantly and needs to shut its whore mouth

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 01/06/2026

Nothing makes me rage more on a Monday morning when first thing I get in, some prick asks me to get on a call without any context of the issue. Fuckssake Get the fuck outta here

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 28/05/2026

This is straight up bananas. We're living in a real life South Park episode. IDK what is even real anymore. Fuck it. No one should be taking anything seriously. Fr. Everything's gd absurd

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 24/05/2026

Btw, I totally stole "dick area" from the Biebs back in 2017. Refer to this since-deleted tweet:

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 20/05/2026

The trees always speak to me

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 20/05/2026

Anytime I go to any event, be it theater or sports, I always get some tall motherfucker blocking the way. Look at this guy's fucking dome

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 01/05/2026

You want to fix this shit? Hold a Billionaire's Hunger Games. Each year, the top 10 richest people get put into an arena to fight to the death. Whoever makes it out alive gets to live, but all collective assets are to be redistributed

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 01/05/2026

You know it's spring in Ohio when you need to switch constantly between heat and AC. Get a load of this bullshit, especially how much AC I had to use IN APRIL

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 28/04/2026

My fantasy team fuckin blows. I had such a miserable week 4 and all my good players are hurt that I dropped from 5th to 10th in the rankings.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 24/04/2026

git commit -am "[WIP] Gnome"

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 24/04/2026

These Chinese mfers always looking for trouble. They trying to start a pandemic again with ancient life that'll wipe us out?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 24/04/2026

Been trying to figure out why I've been 💩 so gd much and it's these healthy peanut butter cups. I can't do Reese's cups. Tastes like shit - they changed the ingredients to pure poison and fuck em for being cheap bastards, so I buy other brands. But why do they need to put in chicory root fiber?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 23/04/2026

So this is where they're gonna get us... Essentially any new model that comes out will have an absurd multiplier

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 23/04/2026

Chaotic disorganization like my brain without speed, which is all the time

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 22/04/2026

Usually, you get what you pay for, unless you're the Mets. Highest 2026 payroll in MLB - almost $334 MILLION, and they have the absolute worst record in MLB. Lost 12 straight 🤣 Bunch of jokers

An infographic, depicting the NY Mets having the highest payroll in MLB at almost $334 million, yet as of 4/22/2026, are the proud owners of the worst record in Major League Baseball at 7-16 and losing 12 straight

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 15/04/2026

The amount of trolling and absurdities I commit into the codebases at work is beyond. DevOps Borat:

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 14/04/2026

God miserable damn it with this shit. I'm busy, late to leave, and now the security team pages out to rotate mf'in GitHub secrets that got exposed

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 12/04/2026

Both Netflix and YouTube Music Premium are raising prices and it's going to cost me like $9 more a month for both. You know who never raised prices ever? Torrents. Free for life. #StickItToTheMan #EatTheRich #FuckMediaConglomerates

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 07/04/2026

Here's a video of a cardinal being an aggressive prick in my bird feeder

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 02/04/2026

Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 01/04/2026

Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. 😞

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